New tub same antics

Almost into November and have successfully not turned on the heat. Comfy 64°F in the apartment

A pic from the archives on this autumnal #fcf

Ethel Slayed

I also love telling people I’m somewhere I’m not, but I will get many messages saying “How’s Nantucket?”

Philly is more fun than Boston simply because they have happy hour

Summer Depression Revival

Hi gay people I’m back maybe

Okay fine I’ll keep doing yoga

Telling my doctor I need a Septoplasty because I breathe too loud when I’m sucking dick

New crusty tattoo!!

Still here have some bulge 🫶

Got high with and fucked by a very hot friend. Calling it edible rearrangements. *crowd boos*

It’s my birthday send pole 🫶

Still here still alive 🫶

I look best in low light jot that down

Hey! Paddy here. Just here to tell you if you’re celebrating Irish heritage and not supporting a ceasefire and end to genocide then you’re not really Irish. You can j*mp off a bridge

You better take me seriously I stg

Grindr’s doing some probably questionable coding to help with message backups so I now have a huge backlog of notifications. I see it and I’m like “oh wow I’m so popular,” but in reality I’m sure it’s just all the messages I’ve ignored over the years…

Love a good trim 😌

Let’s see you at 21 (If you knew me from my old tumblr days, keep that to yourself)

The Meal // The Chef I’m on such a high after making Japanese curry for my friends

Grey’s Anatomy is a shonen anime. Prove me wrong.

Any crocheters out there? Where’d/how’d you learn? I can’t even stitch a consistent chain to save my life 😮‍💨

This will cure me

I was wondering why I was so horny this morning. I swear there’s a correlation.

🚫no cheating ‼️quote post your last saved picture of YOURSELF without context‼️

I love train

I got a new shower curtain isn’t it cute?

Was starting to think I no longer understood English (my first and only language)

Post a 5-star album and choose 5 people to do the same! As many of you know, I could talk about this album for hours @silencingtrees.bsky.social @baagels.bsky.social @liammarsters.bsky.social @thetigerspot.bsky.social @mattsego.bsky.social

Realizing that wine is absolutely ruining my stomach which SUCKS when a good majority of your friends work in the industry and regularly feed you nice bottles 😭

Maybe it’s time to make an alt… this is getting too spicy

You know what to do

Maybe I’ll post hole at 500. I’m in a fun and silly mood

I was talking to my new neighbor and he mentioned how absurd billionaires are so I suggested we build a g*illotine in the back garden for them and he said “I don’t see how k*lling them will solve anything.” :(

I love train

Not me coming to NYC during Santacon

Love getting on insta to gaslight

Something something hump day

Watching a good boy tonight

Parent’s bathroom lighting is always so nice

Usual Saturday antics

This is a thread dedicated to all my curved friends. Reskeet w/ a pic of your curve. 🍆 Old favorite showing my curve 😝

Throwback Thursday

In case there was any doubt, I am confirmed depressed and gay.

When my roomie spends the night at his girlfriend’s I’m like “okay 🥺” but in reality I’m like “yesss I get to make a nice dinner and watch horror movies by myself”

Had my second thanksgiving dinner. Someone come rub my tummy!

I can't get over how much I enjoyed this box tie 🫠