I just had sex with my Uber driver so mark that one off the bucket list

I go from dick to musical posting so fast I give myself whiplash

It just slipped out #FCF

This might be my new favourite pic of my dick 🤷🏼

Jessica Lange is fucking flawless in this show I swear

Can’t wait to completely forget that I set my ringtone to Dominique from AHS Asylum and freak myself out when my phone is off silent next

Nobody: My brain: 525,600 MINUTES I’ve never even fucking seen Rent

I DoorDashed Greek food for the same price as my usual kebab order and I should’ve just gone with the kebab

Just blew a 9” Brazilian dude in a public park…. Nature is healing

Finally got back to the gym

I don't know if I could ever fist someone, because the temptation would be too strong not to pull my hand out and say "...and is THIS your card?!?"

Jail for whoever invented those mobile ads that play even in silent mode and hijack CarPlay audio

I always laugh when I pass those electronic road signs saying “don’t trust your tired self” like bitch I’m always tired and I KNOW I can’t be trusted and yet I must still drive a car for my silly little job

I haven’t been to the gym in nearly a month and it feels like it’s undone the last 6 months of progress. This is of course illogical but the dysmorphia is hitting HARD

Finally a jock that everything fits in

I got a kebab with extra meat with a side of chips delivered and it absolutely fixed me… at least until bed time

Don’t measure yourself by how perfect the day looks, measure yourself by the fact that you keep showing up, no matter what.

I’ve never really had much of a booty despite my hip thrust being 160kg

Fun fact: the dancing baby from Ally McBeal is now too old to date Leonardo DiCaprio.

Craving this tbh

I just wanna suck cock all day. Is that too much to ask?

quote this with your best VPL pic

Haven’t posted for #fcf for a while

So this is 35

I feel like quite a few of us need a long hug, a forehead kiss, and a grilled cheese cut diagonally.

Lol, my psychologist cancelled our first appointment 20 minutes before it was scheduled and the only times she had for next week are literally on my birthday Happy birthday, your present is therapy!

Following boys into the bathroom is always a rewarding experience

Super excited to say that the rebrand of my portrait photography business is complete (bar one or two galleries) and my website is live! I'd appreciate if you checked it out and gave me some feedback :) l-and.net

Super excited to say that the rebrand of my portrait photography business is complete (bar one or two galleries) and my website is live! I'd appreciate if you checked it out and gave me some feedback :) l-and.net

It’s nice to be home

Meant to post this yesterday. Waiting on specialists today but hopefully be discharged.

How are there 38 seasons of The Bold and the Beautiful just let it fucking die

See a softie, post a softie

Stay hydrated out there

I heard you liked massive bull nuts

I heard you liked massive bull nuts

My man made ramen tonight and god it was good

I’m not saying you should fuck me, but I’m not not saying that

New handle, same slut... just retiring the Liam Marsters Photography brand and won't be renewing the domain

I just love how different guys can be built, the huge contrast between my big bro Liam’s package and mine is absurd, dudes got an 8 inch horse cock and bull balls to match stretching that fabric out 🥵 Look at that obscene bulge in his tight red briefs @liammarsters.net

Can someone explain this to me? I’m a visual learner

The overlap between my Grindr grid and Facebook’s “people you may know” is surely no coincidence

Nice and heavy

My husband just hit me with “and ONE day after your birthday next month you’ll be closer to 40 than you are to 30” and I’m just wondering if any jury would convict me

I think I’m finally starting to feel confident in my skin and it’s a nice change

I’m just a boy, standing behind his Volkswagen, asking it to please open the fucking boot god damn it

I missed this trend but I’m sure it’s still #twohandtuesday for my US friends