Lazy saturday 🤪

Lazy saturday 🤪

How does one stay informed without overloading yourself with existential dread and complete disillusionment with reality… asking for a friend

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My balls are feeling extra full today. Who wants to drain them? #fcf

Strokin the 🐓

It's cold outside but we can warm up here 😌

Being around annoying drunk people while sober fills me with unspeakable rage

need to put my dong in something 🤔

I just couldn’t keep my hands off my dick last night

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Where should it go next time… 😈 #gay #cum #cumshot #horny #thirstythirsday #hairy #gayman

Still kinda bummed over how bad the final season of strangers things was compared to the rest of the show.

Good morning, say it back 🍆

I really hate that it’s getting to the point where AI’s existence has forced me to question the legitimacy of every single piece of media that I see online.

Sunrise + beautiful day spent in the mountains

Finally finished way of kings after approximately 100 years. Why are Brandon Sandersons books paced so slowly then all the sudden the last like 1/4 of the book has you on the edge of your seat 🧍🏽‍♂️

With the animal crossing update coming out soon I’ve been trying to play a little bit again… every time I boot up the game the acnh music gives me a visceral reaction. Straight up blasts me back to 2020 💀

Finally got my first ski day of the season in like 16 years and I didn’t die so that’s a win

Sunday funday 😈

Seasonal depression is so cringe like what do you mean I can’t do anything just because my brain is sad for no other reason than the fact that it’s cold and dark outside 😒

lol I thought it was Thursday, here’s an #fcf dick pic 🙂‍↕️🍆

i’m horny let’s jerk off together

Been a minute but here’s some pole 😝

Been a minute but here’s some pole 😝

No bluesky I do NOT want to import contacts 😀

Accidentally stayed up reading my book till 5 am oops. Going to hate myself all day 💔

Here’s a little preview of me me gooning, fingering myself, huffing and busting hard. Trying to start doing more solo stuff, so here is my first Solo Saturday. This one now available on my JFF 🥵

Just opening myself up 👀 ft feet

Accidentally tasting your own 💦 #fcf

Happy Saturday. Found some new sexy men today that got me really worked up! Had to stroke one out.

My fuzzy ass needs a good manhandling 🍑

Someday I’ll get back to horny posting 💀

Feeling so weird lately, not really depressed but not exactly feeling good. Just kinda existing atm🧍🏽‍♂️

Every time I do some trimming I realize how awful and itchy it is and vow to never do it again only to forget and repeat the process in another 6 months

thankful for all you boys that get me hard 😈 🍆 #gay #thankful #cock #bwc #dick

strokin it

The eternal plight of trying to keep your bathroom free of stubble 💔

Some cock for you all this Saturday afternoon, wishing you all a nice Saturday ✌️🍌 #cock #gay #hung

I really need the Witcher 4 but it’s still probably at least 2 years away

Good morning boys, get a load of this #fcf

This is super neurotic but sometimes I become aware that I can see my eyelashes and then it drives me crazy 😵‍💫

Coffee and boner, Monday mornings could be worse right? ☕

Oldest selfie in my phone I was very dramatic in 2016 apparently

I desperately need to clean my house but I cannot break free from executive dysfunction 😫

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