Reskeet with a picture of you on all fours Don’t often participate in these prompts but here’s an oldie for throwback Thursday 👻

I wish I was the type that could just eat the same meal every day and be content. Planning what to eat every day is the bane of my existence and it’s really getting old atp 😔

Might be time for a trim 😜

I go through my shirts too quickly

it started snowing so I needed both hands on the wheel but it cleared up

My eyes are up here 😏

I think having my dick sucked would fix me rn

People need to stop coming around other people with “it’s just allergies” when it’s clearly not because here I am sick for the 2nd time this year because of inconsiderate people 🫩

could really use a sparring partner rn 🤤 ⚔️

Rub my belly and make a wish 😘 #gay #cock #penis #boner #bator #batorbro #goon #edging #hairy #daddy #otter #twt #pubes #masturbate #solosex #gaysex #bush #homemadeporn #gayporn #pits #tummytuesday #mushroomhead #nude #nsfw

Hardly working?

Kinda sad I can never experience Elden ring for the first time again

Your POV 🍆🧎🏻‍♂️

Thankfully it went well, she’ll be coming home either tomorrow or Friday morning depending on how she’s doing ❤️

My baby is in surgery today and needless to say I’m an anxious mess 🥲. I’ll take any positive vibes

in a wanking mood

One thing about me is I will never use any of the pre fab houses in pokopia

Well it ain’t gonna suck itself bro 😜 #FCF

Not my best shot, but still worthy of #sundaycumday

After getting poor sleep all week I’ve had an obnoxious eyelid twitch all day 😒

Kinda sick kinda horny 😩

me rn

It’s 85 in Utah in March. We’re probably all going to die in a forest fire this summer 😐

Show off your boners boys, it’s #fcf

hey bud, is there any way I can help make your #humpday better? 😈

Late night self loving

eat my butt & make me nut

I have a super niche form of trauma from a past job. Working at a restaurant that sells pies and gives out free slices of pie on national PI day was a special kind of hell.

who’s cleaning my sticky penis?

Every time storm light archive books start getting really good I get slapped with an interlude of a bunch of minor characters I don’t know or gaf about 🧍🏻‍♂️😐

Had Ruby’s cardiologist appointment today, was good to get some answers but she has a congenital heart defect (patent ductus arteriosus). So she essentially needs heart surgery. Didn’t have 5-7k surgery on my list for this year but she’s my baby so I’ll have to figure it out 🥲

my pov every #fcf

How my day usually starts 😑

FYI: I wanna rub-a-dub-dub the tip of my cock on your hole, until you push back and swallow my entire cock

My dog (whom I love more than life itself) had a routine check up yesterday and the vet ended up diagnosing her with a heart murmur so I’m about to be spending lots of money to see a veterinary cardiologist. Man fuck 2026, it’s been one thing after another since the beginning of January.😖

#sniffsunday might aswell smell my sweaty feet and my cock

And it was worth it 😮‍💨

Practicing some independence and actually going alone today 🫡

My friends out for the count skiing this season so looks like I have to get over my fear of going alone 🧍🏻‍♂️

Really underestimated how much of my life would be spent doing laundry

Cheers to #FCF and the weekend

Lazy saturday 🤪

Lazy saturday 🤪

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