Gregory Corso

Rental Car place: Are you willing to drive an EV? Me: Yes, as long as it isn’t a Tesla. I refuse to drive a Tesla.

The pursuit of money, where you're chasing more despite having enough to last several lifetimes, should be categorised as a mental illness.

The Iceberg Theory, visualized:

Benefits aren't too high. UK pensions. The worst in the world.

Oddsocks and Domino actually holding still for a photo. Rare. #CatsofBluesky

If you return unwanted Reform local election leaflets to their party headquarters using their free post address, then it will cost the party £2.50 per envelope. Please don’t share this information; it could cost Nigel Farage a fortune.

She's damn pretty but awful shitty #CatsofBluesky

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

Octavia E. Butler, 1998:

Spurs now in for a severe case of the 'Oh nos'.

@jd-vance-1.bsky.social All in a week's work.

@jd-vance-1.bsky.social All in a week's work.

Oddsocks and Domino enjoying a snoozy #Caturday x

Cats be like "I love you soooooo much ^o^ here's my butthole"

I know, I know… but keep watching ☠️☠️☠️

People take the piss out of that video of Ringo Starr telling people not to send any more stuff to be signed, but the guy actually signed and returned anything he was sent up until then. Can't begrudge him finally saying "Alright lads, give it a fucking rest now".

COME ON, THE LITTLE BLOOD CLOT THAT COULD

MPs are 'trapped on benefits', many claiming £50,000 a year or more in untaxed personal benefits. Surely we need to get them off them for their own good?

Every day of Donald Trump is a fresh embarrassment to Humanity. Yes, it's real.

Storm Dave is raging outside, but we are not outside. #Caturday

This is superb, Simon.

As Team Trump wage unceasing war on Iran, evangelical nationalists are destroying any moral world order we once had | Simon Tisdall

Oscar's house patreon.com/berkeleymews

Not even a bad Sunday #CatsofBluesky

Absolutely glorious from @theguardian.com

Domino says happy #Caturday. She still shits in the shower.

I love Gen Z but the ones I know are just out-of-hours chatbots.

Words to live by, from John Waters.

From James Baldwin’s The Fire Next Time #booksky 💙📚

Here's your sense in this war.

I screencapped this from the first episode of the acclaimed British documentary series The World At War. I didn't think anyone would believe me.

Pleased to have a couple of cartoons in the new edition of Private Eye. Here's my attempt to bring world peace from the previous issue.

Guy who made 800 million dollars selling a website named ToodleCo to Yahoo in 1996 and has done nothing since then but now has $100 billion: the concept of “human kindness” was invented by bolshevik psychologists in 1953, no one heard of that term until then Podcast Host: fascinating, I have worms

Like Denzel at the end of Training Day, Trump is finding out all too late that ripping off and abusing the community for years means that none of them are now going to help him kill Iran (Ethan Hawke). 'Yeah, it's like that'. #Trump #Iran

I put a relative in the ground today. All I could think about while looking at the casket was all the people crying and in pain. Then I see the US President post how "honored" he is to be killing Iranians. Iranian children. I have lost a child so I understand that pain. Hell is too good for them.

Domino (and Oddsocks' ears) #Caturday

30p Lee Anderson is a gelatinous slab of tinned Pek. He's got a rubber jaw and a brain to match.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... Yes, I was thinking the same thing.

My favorite Bible verse is the one where Jesus told his followers to drop bombs on children, to bring about the second coming.

The bottom line is Trump sacrificed 8 American lives (& counting) and more than 1,000 Iranian lives (& counting) for nothing. He hurt the US & global economies, destabilized the Middle East, & will pull out with the same Iranian regime in power. There's no silver lining. A senseless, criminal waste

(WIP) A bit of progress on the Carcharadons Toyota Hilux, mashed up from a spare Rhino and Firestrike turret. Fluff is far-flung, fleet-based shark boys whose Techmarine has a streak of Ork running through him. #warhammercommunity