If something falls behind my bed it's not my problem anymore.

there are two cultures of lesbianism in the 2020s. there's watchtower lesbianism which discourses over why one might suck the strap and if that means they're real lesbians and there's workshop lesbianism where they've made some vibrating straps and are frotting with it b/c lesbians can do anything

Ermine figurine, porcelain, vintage. ZIK Konakovo, USSR, 1974-1991. Author is Sh. Shukvani.

Been making and drinking these tonight. They're excellent, heavy recommend: punchdrink.com/recipes/sies...

TAILS. TAILS. TAILS. TAILS. TAILS. HEADS. TAILS. Unfair Flips is OUT NOW! Flip the world's worst coin over and over as you try to get ten heads in a row!! store.steampowered.com/app/3925760/...

Sam, this is Bank Spendman. You can use your credit card at Burger King to get that Whopper you're craving.

Chappell Roan if she was in Death Cab for Cutie: So take it like a taker/cause baby I'm Ben Gibbard.

whenever there's exposition in the beyblade anime

Noroi: The Curse (Koji Shiraishi, 2005) letterboxd.com/caycecayce/f...

Website machine broke

Autistic fascist who makes the trains run on time.

Far Too Hungry

I love how the Chiitan costume gets progressively filthier and filthier. Lil dirt angel.

Happy fall stoat day

Love to post here, on the transphobia website that logs you out for no reason.

What the media doesn't want you to know

I trust Dan Trachtenberg. Prey is the best Predator by far. This dude looks goofy, but I'm sure there's a reason.

Wrote a little newsletter about the time i told someone i was trans in an Arby’s drive-thru www.anxietyshark.ca/damn-it-john...

song sketches #bocchitherock

Tore my favourite jeans...

It's gonna be The Court of Owls. Calling it now.

HER: You better not be Vietnamese Hank Hill when I get there MY HO CHI MINH LOVING ASS:

I'm like the heterosexual Obama.

I just need to watch more movies I just need to get through the week I just need to work out more I just need to eat less I just need to read more I just need to avoid the news I just need to learn how to fight I just need to learn how to run I just need to learn how to dress I just need to

Knew I liked Brighton for a reason.

If you say “inshallah” your Anti-Americanism is showing THE END

Okay, yeah, we do love a potato. I'll accept that stereotype.

Bruh

Hehe

Heartbreaking: Jimmy Kimmel was right for once.

2026 viral college trend of pooping on the table let's gooooo

Thank you chiitan

Tryna work out if my new postie is a dyke or just a fat dude with a mullet

Welp, just had a meeting with HR. Apparently someone called in and reported my posts to them. They are super not happy with my towering Rugrats All Growed Up coffee shop AU, said it was “unbelievably OOC, with a blatant Mary Sue self insert”. Anyways, I’m getting promoted for the other stuff I said.

Lesbian who is kinda bisexual with it.

All the girls are having chemsex and doing needle play and siscon shit. Not me. I'm labbing Testament round starts.

why do they call it a tgirl when you take T out of girl put E in girl make girl E into girl E girl no more T

man I miss cohost

0/10 he doesn't do a fake jamaican accent