AND FOR $19.95 YOU CAN RENT THIS MOTHERFUCKER

🔫 Rule #1 🎧

fun fact there IS a number of hats that crashes the game :D

@farfarwest.bsky.social hey guys, big fan of the game, just one question: did you forget to account for the... "human element" when making these battlecries? 😭

[NOW LIVE] 🔴 Playing Far Far West with some buds tonight! Take a shot for every nuke they kill me with... (Spoiler: Kidney failure :3) www.twitch.tv/moviecowboy

With Martin Scorsese's 'Absolute Cinema' dead in the water. I propose the superior Willem Defoe alternative.

the lion does not concern themself with their excessive daily caffeine intake

[NOW LIVE] 🔴 Hi I'm back :D I sort of... spontaneously disappeared, but NONE OF THAT MATTERS, LET'S SCRATCH OFF SOME LOTTO TICKETS (IN A VIDEO GAME, NOT THAT BROKE) www.twitch.tv/moviecowboy

[𝙄𝙉𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙏𝙍𝘼𝙉𝙎𝙈𝙄𝙎𝙎𝙄𝙊𝙉] HI, SORRY FOR GOING MISSING FOR A WHILE, I WAS GOING THROUGH THE COSMIC NIGHTMARES, BUT I GOT BETTER!

#SIGNALIS #AlanWake

BARELY EVEN 20 MINUTES LATER BUNGIE BROUGHT IT BACK FOR *ME*

bungie,,,, where servers,,,,,,,, pleas e,,,,,,,,,,,,

ok not to play favorites with the NA girls but like, LOOK AT HER. You know she smells insane and is incapable of a normal conversation

A totally not late entry for Mermay but a fishy comm for @moviecowboy.bsky.social! #art #commission | #Mermaid

MAD-3R marauder #battletech

Before Marathon season 1 wraps up, I would like to give a special shoutout to the rarest gun I own: a gold CE Tactical pistol It's not rarest because it's gold, mind you. I got a blue thermal scope for it. The day before they just straight up threw blue thermal scopes out of the game :)

🫵(・ω・)

May it be a good month, friends

I know #MerMay has technically come to a close, but I couldn't pass up the opportunity to get one more piece of MerTex! Nothing like feeling at home in the water... 🫧 [🎨: @LadyOfTheDragons] (holy shit Lady does such great art) #TexASketch

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH! I LOVE ALL MY TRANS, GAY, AND NONBINEY HOMIES!

Happy Pride!

anyways fuck cops and corps trying to control pride fuck terfs for trying to exclude trans ppl from pride and fuck puritans trying to erase kink from pride see yall at the marches 😊✨️🏳️‍🌈

Misread a suggested Throne item, because all I saw was “Horse” and some word that started with “Co-“ It was. It was the Lancer TTRPG core book. By Dark Horse comics. I think that’s enough internet for one night…

Fuck I love Marathon, man Multiplayer games always have those golden moments of spontaneous collaboration , but in Marathon I feel like I treasure it *that* much more Like I just allied with a mute player in a solos lobby to help with their quest, & they gave me Premium Tick Milk as a gift :)

🔻 #Control

Small little thing I despise about my brain: it’s the ungodly hour of 5AM? My chakras are aligned, the stars are in position, the motivation to alter my life in meaningful ways pulses through my veins!!! The SECOND I wake up though? I’m a drowsy mess, like a factory reset to all the worst settings

So, Tess may be just a liiiittle late for Golden Week, BUT IN OUR DEFENSE, do you know how hard it is to find a trade post selling a pure, metallic, gold bikini? ...it's supposed to be made of real gold, right? [🎨: @N0lenka, I never get tired of commissioning this freak (affectionate)] #TexASketch

cool!!!

So, Tess may be just a liiiittle late for Golden Week, BUT IN OUR DEFENSE, do you know how hard it is to find a trade post selling a pure, metallic, gold bikini? ...it's supposed to be made of real gold, right? [🎨: @N0lenka, I never get tired of commissioning this freak (affectionate)] #TexASketch

I'm always going to shill for my longtime GOATs If you've got the evening free, I can't recommend Rocketjump's indie movie "We're All Gonna Die" enough. It's not a perfect movie, but it's one with a lot of heart, and they just uploaded it to YouTube in it's entirety! youtu.be/t6WQ3b6Dm2M

"Playing" GTA Online, and when I say "playing", I mean I just lived out my dream of buying a house in a sleepy little town on the coast after buying a vintage Buick to turn into a taxi cab I... I think I need to get into the GTA RP scene...

Faye Valentine

Going insane because, despite not really having any prior problems with it, as of late I’ve been dealing with what feels like acid reflux, and it’s kicking my assssssss why me stomach fight me…….

thief // #Marathon

nvm don't let me premeditate anything either I spent a half hour lovingly handcrafting this

Warm up color doodles today, it's fun doing reflective hard surfaces

It's been 9 months Guess who's back at it again

RIP Tom Kane So many great performances but Professor Utonium is the best of the best to me. The punchline to this scene has been a part of my lexicon for ages.

"Do you use AI a lot?"

At a job interview Interviewer: "Yeah, do you use AI a lot? I'm admittedly working on AI coding up a new POS system to save some money. I just know it has to be foolproof before we launch it, but it's crazy what you can do with this stuff, right?" Me:

Alt

watch you sleep. keep you safe. #projecthailmary

Thinking about patches for space missions... You'd probably wanna go to a real artist, but this seemed like a fun little idea :)

I should get a logo… And not like “here’s my username in a cool font” (though I… probably need that too) I’m talking a REAL logo. Something that’s flag worthy. Something all space cowfolk can unite under, I dunno!

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