When I am king, I will be banning all house-made ketchups. First thing.

Always believed in United

Haha

good morning

Saliba touch on ball away at Brighton, penalty given. Referee that day Anthony Taylor

Now we have to get a second because them scoring is inevitable after the overturn.

We should touch the ball and then just stab opponents in the face. Apparently legal.

Over the time limit. Not clear and obvious error!

They're going to take that penalty away because it looks like Kevin BRUSHED the ball. Oh, but wait. That's a foul. Knee contact happens well before the ball.

Dude he’s in contact with Saka before he gets the ball

Guess you should make that a tactic now. In danger of conceding a goal? Just whack a teammate in the head and have them go down. The referee has to stop the play for a head injury.

I absolutely hate how much opposition players are allowed to elbow us

“Go to sleep! I am your brain. I command you.” actually worked.

Holding a No Kings rally inside the Ren Faire. There is some annoyance, but we eventually we win the crowd over and, eventually, kill that guy

If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."

Suck it, Pittsburgh.

It’s business speak but I do love it when someone says ‘table stakes.’ Idk it’s so evocative.

View from my hotel room. Not terrifying or anything.

Taking a southwest flight and confronted by just how bizarre no assigned seating is

Friend at the gym who owns a granite/stone business was talking to another friend about working at her shop Me: Why didn’t you ask me? Her: idk you look like you work with computers Me: … I do work in IT 😔 Her: I mean look at his massive legs Me: stahp

Tried to take advantage of a pause in the rain but

Howlies!

I mean I don’t want anything nice to happen to Newcastle but I do thoroughly enjoy sad Ange

Happy Invincibles Day ✌️

❤️

The god of late goals giveth and he taketh away

Hahaaha

1-nil for the scum from an own goal and multiple red cards, please.

Freaking clear it, lotte.

Chloe Kelly out there with her arms up ‘Give. Me. The. Ball!’

Game on!

We definitely didn’t get that foul on the keeper on our end

Saw Franz Ferdinand last night and they still kill

Good lad, Gabi.

How am I even supposed to answer this question?

For some weird reason Eboué is the player I most associate with the Gala home kit

Trouvez quelqu'un qui vous aime, autant que Mikel Arteta aime William Saliba. ❤🤍

Look at William Saliba’s celebration. Runs past that extra ball, U-turn to go get it, then yeets it into the stratosphere. 10/10

Damn, Bukayo coming out hard on the penalty overturn. I love it.

As a wise man once said..."fuck magpies forever"

Saka literally calling out ‘clear and obvious’ in this interview

Hero

Fuck off Newcastle, Fuck off PGMOL, Fuck off VAR

Ok ok maybe an eff off win then. X

So many bodies around him and Big Gabi rises to the top

FUCK YOU NEWCASTLE!!!!