He'll have to pry the Dixon Ticonderoga from my cold dead hands.

I just bought one of these for my son for Christmas. He's a musician and is getting a second degree for production. If he doesn't like it, I'm keeping it for myself 😂 youtu.be/hbO1z13WP8o?...

I apologize for posting anything from the daily mail but that's one hell of a headline.

Oh snap, just got home from work and am catching up on the day's footballing!

Great work by @davidsquires.bsky.social

Big Vik, that's crazy man.

Took my dogs out and we scored. If it wasn't miserable outside I would have stayed there.

Welp, let's see what we are made of. Time to step up.

Sonofabitch.

Perfect close to the half. Enzo with a ridiculous swipe out and Taylor blows for halftime.

Pfffffffff, brilliant break. Nelli needed just a little more purchase on it.

This Chelsea team are embarrassing. That's accidental contact and they're going to be flopping at every opportunity.

Bye bitch.

Honestly, if this isn't a sending off I am going to turn this off and go for a walk.

Only a yellow? Anthony Taylor, I will glue pubes onto your bald head.

How is that check ongoing??? It's a textbook red card for endangering the safety of an opponent.

Oh my God, that has to be red. Disgusting

Caicedo with ANOTHER terrible challenge. Fucking hell.

Cucarella should be off for that if Taylor is going to be consistent, but he's not.

Every Arsenal player gets a yellow card!

Anthony Taylor not booking Caicedo because he doesn't know how to spell his name.

Taylor is 💯 going to send someone off and it's 💯 going to be an Arsenal player.

Oh, thought B was going to bury that.

Cucarella is a nasty little shit.

Caicedo getting away with a shitload.

UTA 🔴⚪

A White House website with a dedicated Lügenpresse tab marks a pretty bleak moment in US history.

Just got home and saw the Middlesex score. HA!

🚨EGG BOWL HANDBAGS KLAXON🚨

Really need to get a rewatch in to confirm my suspicions, but it felt like Mikel made a concerted effort to get Eze into zone 14/top of the D and did so multiple times by having Merino pull out wide to join in the right side triangle. Curious if you guys thought the same. #ArsecastExtra

Look at that, the Chiefs getting a bullshit call.

It's going to be a wonderful rest of the day. Can't wipe this smile off my face.

Satisfying. I am satisfied. Get the fuck in, boys. Well done.

Ebs pulling out the cage moves.

Richarlison got absolutely manhandled 😂

Pedro Porro, I will also fight you.

Tell him, Dec!

😝

Peacock must've been designed by a totteringham supporter because it's spursy as hell.

Holy shit, I thought that was gonna be his 4th. Zone 14 monster today.

Noni's back!

And immediately Eberechi Eze has rewarded my drinking endeavors!!!!!

Lads, I have gotten a beer.

Subs please, Mikel.

We should have put that corner in the net. Terrible contact.

Peacock has started its customary cocking up.

Mikel sarcastically clapping Oliver calling a foul 😂

Oliver about to condone a bunch of violence.

We are so open through the middle all of a sudden.

Shit is getting way too casual and sloppy.