I tried to take a picture of Bill Guerin looking like he's coming off a bender last night on TNT; Google Photos decided to make me a collage about it

Past is prologue. In 1933, during the Great Depression, a group of wealthy businessmen tried to overthrow the US government and install a fascist dictator to protect their own interests. And everything that led to it feels way too familiar right now. This is not a history lesson, it’s a warning.

YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????

Trying to get to the weekend but it's only Tuesday

whomst amongst us

Pa Rappa the Rapper

Just sent an email without a single exclamation point or smiley face. My heart is racing.

Got a text from my mom that her and my dad were heading to the No Kings rally this morning. They're both in their 70s; mom voted red her whole life until 2018. Seeing my pragmatic, sensible parents protesting fills me with pride and emphasizes what's going on right now isn't politics as usual.

Not enough of you are considering the fun of donating for spite. Sooners, Buffs, Penn State fans hoping for Matt Rhule... Team One Four would love to welcome you to the squad. Badgers, PJ Fleck capri pant haters... Team Jack is a fantastic org doing great work for kids. Brokenchairtrophy.com

Wild win in a shootout

Jesper Wallstedt's got a little swagger.

Man I miss seeing Dean Evason's murderous face every game.

The NHL after being back for just 3 days

This reminds me of the time Ryan Reaves thought the smelling salts weren't strong enough so he called for the hardcore stuff...

I've had some real Todd and Margo energy all morning

Download, subscribe, become a Patron. @i80club.bsky.social rules. What a fun one tonight with @jackmitchelllnk.bsky.social!

Charleston Chews are good, but they are a COMMITMENT

Daughter: When I grow up I want to be a hockey player and a ballerina. Son: When I grow up, I want to be a STRANGER.

81 days until the 2025-2026 NHL season starts

Day 3 in our tour of Omaha's ice rinks

Step aside Starbucks, I'm in my rink coffee era.

Definitely the most specific day list Spotify has thrown my way

Just discovered my 3-year-old knows the word "fiasco" after he took a fistful of shredded cheese and threw it while yelling "CHEESE FIASCO"

Well if the "windmills cause cancer" guy thinks they were building a weapon, then I'm convinced

It's 1991, I'm 4 years old watching the US start a war in the Middle East. It's 2001, I'm 14 watching the US start a war in the Middle East. It's 2003, I'm 16 watching the US start a war in the Middle East. It's 2025, I'm 38 goddamn years old watching the US start a war in the Middle East.

it’s even more demoralizing when the history you’re repeating is history you were around for the first time

A sequel to A Bugs Life called Centipede Human, about a deranged entomologist that drugs a centipede and then cuts off 96 of it's extremities

I plan on finishing this joke about Prometheus but this eagle keeps eating my liver

The beautiful game

Good morning

PWHL GAME 4 TIED WAITER, GET ME ANOTHER MOTORCYCLE AND AT LEAST ONE MORE COCAINE

It is 7:43am on May 25, and my children have requested to watch this.

Y’all worries about the tush push when you need to be pushing your tush to get involved in saving democracy

I think it should be harder to get a drivers license. every american must be tested once a decade to make sure they don’t panic in a roundabout

What Twitter thinks Bluesky is like:

Taylor Heise sends the Frost back to the PWHL finals with a game winner in OT

It's my favorite season - Weather Maps That Make Me Hungry For Avocado season!

We don't keep secrets in our house, but if you tell my daughter there's vegetables in her apple sauce pouches I will kick you out of my home and life.

@usc1620.bsky.social oh look, I found the best beer on Bluesky #onebeerfriday

I was illegally fired for standing up for the American people.

Sometimes I take pictures of bugs so I can try and identify them. Google decided to make me a collage of these precious memories.

It's that time again.

The $400 million in AmeriCorps cuts ordered by Musk just hit Omaha’s Partnership 4 Kids right as more than 300 students supported by its AmeriCorps volunteers prepare to take their next steps into college or the workforce.

Post a middle finger

My 5-year-old sounded out the word "Runza" on the way home from preschool. A native daughter to the core.

Still a better breakdancer than Raygun