My friend Francine said the funniest thing ever, which is that she thinks nick cave invented the genre of serious evil man music. If someone believed they were evil they'd make songs that sounded like they were from nick cave

This idea needs to be annihilated by any means necessary.

This election is over, unless the indo can find more head-the-ball columnists and rte can maybe add a third FG moderator to a debate. Aras25 is Irelands equivalent of america in 2016. The press bias will hand victory to the target of their amateur ire.

Gníomhaíocht tuaithe #Aras25

It's ok, it was a rural pursuit.

Sure letting the Irish starve during the 1840s was grand, it was a rural pursuit #Aras25

Heather can you answer the question "Id just like to ask catherine X" "Yeah actually thats the question now" Two moderators, no moderation. Another proud moment for rte #Aras2025

I sold mcguirk a phone one time. It's my job. Does anyone think i'm joining the iona institute? Give over heather. You voted for all the policies that led to those court cases. Every one. #Aras25

No, not a leader, but he's a good no. 2. Yknow, a piece of shit.

Look, the economy is doing really well, and anyone saying otherwise is just a begrudger or a welfare cheat. Fine Gael are the answer.

Want to hear three football fans and a dope that loves spreadsheets talk about fantasy football for an hour? Of course you do. Click this here, gwan. statrdraft.com/statrcast-li...

He's right, as long as he does housing next.

No fear at all. Sure how good could this crowd be if one of their players is my age. Screams lack of choices surely. Should be a handy win. #COYBIG

Humphreys is ok with loyalism and animal cruelty.

Screw the renter? Whip the money? Lie about it when asked? Yes, that's correct, fianna fail. Their whole point of being, in fact, is to quietly make money and lie.

As far as I can tell the difference between irish and british feminism when it comes to trans rights is the phrase "pick on someone your own size" and "go find someone else to pick on, and we'll join in".

Back to the actual and current Presidential candidates -with all the Jim Gavin shenanigans of the last 24 hours it may have not grabbed people’s attention that Heather Humphreys just threw trans people under the bus in response to a Grift dot ie reporters question!So there’s that! #aras25 #speirgorm

i know i'm just repeating what we all already know, but the side-by-side of a football manager candidate forefeiting his campaign while his 68-year-old opponent demonstrates preternatural keepy-uppy skills and wins unanimous praise for it is historically funny

Sleep. Savings. Nutrition. Exercise. Dont forget that you too were a youthful dipshit.

There is a real story here Niall if you'd care to write about it, someone is leaking Garda vetting information for political gain. Breaching confidentiality and GDPR requirements. Every underage coach, every volunteers data is not secure. Confidence in vetting undermined. That's the story. #Aras25

"According to multiple sources who spoke to The Journal this week, An Garda Siochána refused to grant the necessary clearance to allow Ní Shionnáin work in the buildings of the national parliament over security concerns. " Have the data subjects fundamental rights been protected as required by law?

What sort of dipshit tweets their way into an arrest?

ZERO Redeeming Qualities

That .8 would pay for all humanitarian needs around the world for about a decade. 🙄

These are good people doing something for a good cause. Give them a hand lads, will ye?

It's real.

In this house, Liam Howlett is a hero, end of discussion

Watching the Prodigy. Back pain cured. Ancient remnants in bloodstream itching to dance. Show stolen.

Annie Clark is the coolest musician alive, and i will die on this hill.

Why is Rod Stewart making Glastonbury political? Artists should just shut up and perform

If your response to this video is, “That’s what I voted for”— Fuck you. Fuck you very much. You’re heartless.

Please don't post the video from Liverpool.

There's a full meeting of Limerick Council this afternoon at 3pm (aka now). Last one before the hot girl summer AGM. Going to watch it on the web: unwanted commentary will be available if you follow along.🧵 #CouncilMeetingThread

I've been up to something. If #SpeirGorm can lend a hand , even just by resharing, that'd be fantastic. We've been super busy, but like most small businesses these days, we need a bit of a helping hand to get things moving. All donations are welcome www.indiegogo.com/projects/rev...

First it was the blazers. Then the waistcoats. Then the blue pinstriped shirts. I'm a middle aged dude. Does anyone know why young women are dressing like me?

Petition to replace the obnoxiously smug saying that "there are no atheists in a foxhole" with "there are no racists in a cardiac ward". You tiny, hypocritical, actual groomer of a fash twat.

Anyone any ideas at all as to why none of the oranges in Tesco show a country of origin anymore? Annnnny idea at all?

📣 Kneecap statement repost from X:

If this was the Kinihans rather than an Italian gang of bronze age misogynists, we'd send in the criminal assets bureau.

Lads.. #speirgorm

Fix your hearts!

The tolerant left? No no, they're fed up. It's time for the "shut up you fucking small minded bigot" left.

Perioidic reminder that the reason you didn't see autistic people with intellectual disabilities on the street five decades ago was not because they didn't exist. It's because they were sent away to institutions and their parents were told to put away pictures of them.

I promise I won't wax lyrical about statistics (0 drinks later)

Can't wait to see sales of the US-built alternative to the iPhone

MAGAts around the world furiously googling "reciprocal"