What a complete sack of shit

Notre Dame to be forced to join a conference.

Tempering my expectations is a near impossible task at this point.

We're such a broken country.

La Retraite de Hugues de Payens, by Georges Mathieu, 1958 (rotated), 📸 by @tiltoncreative

It me

Me: “OMG Barkley is on!!” Normal person: “The what?” Me: “It’s this crazy race in TN that only 20 ppl have finished in 40 years.” Normal person: “Wow, are you gonna watch?” Me: “You don’t watch, you follow some guy’s Twitter!” Normal person…. #barkleyconversations #bm100

Let's go @cadillacteamf1.bsky.social

Liquid IV. I see you. I drink you. My pee is not yellow.

So close, Pepsi. Why weren't the bears embarrassed on the screen?!

Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af

Just fucking die already.

Come a long way in 6 weeks.

I swear that’s Corey Brewer out there. cc @gators.bsky.social

Fucking glorious

Abolish and imprison ICE.

I love beating Georgia.

Deserved. Champion is about to run it back.

This year, for my mental health, I'm going to practice just letting people be wrong on the internet.

We’re about to have four different kinds of hilarious possible champions, I don’t hate this at ALL

So, so bad.

Primetime 3rd Saturday in September at the end of November.

Trump calls for Democratic members of Congress to be hanged

These 2… not sure what to make of them. Outside of the game they’re incredible shooters. Something about putting on that Gator uniform and stepping on the court with the other guys just gets to them. They look a little lost, a step slower, and clearly can’t shoot.

of all the things about this deal that are pissing me off this might have pissed me off the most

At least Billy has a nice sweatshirt on.

he's already stimulating the local economy

If these coaches are going to piss away $50m+ from schools, maybe we should make them go back to wearing suits on the sidelines. At least dress us when you’re gonna fuck us.

l-o-l

Good god. This is a legendary season.

CHICAGO Mayor Brandon Johnson on Trump calling for him to be jailed: “This president is unstable, unhinged, a threat to our democracy.”

Group chat coming in from the top rope:

HUNTR/X are better role models. ISWIS

BREAKING: Our client Mario Guevara, an Emmy-winning journalist detained by ICE in retaliation for livestreaming law enforcement activity, will be deported tomorrow to El Salvador. Mario and his family are being punished for his reporting. This cruelty is meant to stifle our free press.

Yall wanna see Winston Churchill going down a water slide m.youtube.com/watch?v=LDHR...

Decided I'm pronouncing "API" as "app-ee" from here on out. A coworker in Uruguay uttered it by mistake during stand-up.

LSU & Florida already had a kerfuffle

So he was clearly watching a documentary or coverage of 9/11 yesterday. Just lifting language from that era.

How do you say…not good.

Go Gators. Love you Coach Corso.

2 answers. 1) UF-USc 2006. Jarvis Moss' big paw swatting that last second FG to keep our championship season alive. Loudest the Swamp has ever been. 2) UF-FSU 1997. Green for 73yd then Taylor running it in at the last minute to upset FSU and end their shot at a championship. Second loudest Swamp.

National Guardeners

And the kicker is from Japan. Bless this sport.

On it

Thank you, Boston Globe. This is how it's done.