So, like, calling a babysitter but waaaaay fucking worse?

The Giants did the Key & Peele skit to celebrate a win (via NBCS Giants)

I remember when Derek Carr told his O-line to forget all that Black Lives Matter stuff & put their faith in Jesus Christ and they let that man get sacked for weeks

Tbh none of us care at this point unless he’s dead.

wow don jr is really pissed

lol. lmao, even. THE ART OF THE DEAL, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. We could have just left Iran alone and used those billions to actually improve the social safety net, and we would have dodged the skyrocketing oil and gas prices, to boot.

lmao, imagine quitting your job as an environmental humanities professor at a fancy liberal arts college to write faux contrarian takes about Miller Lite

Devon Levi, YOU are an Ottawa Senator or Edmonton Oiler

Congressional Democrats every time Trump shits on another one of our institutions and norms

Other politicians hate this dude because he actually gets shit done. I, for one, hope he keeps stunting on them hoes.

I don’t know. I don’t really care that dad isn’t showing up to his son’s second wedding. It does suggest, however, that even DJT considers his eldest son to be a deeply unserious person.

Truly, I would be much happier if I had to encounter fewer people throughout the course of my day.

“Dartboard of contempt for the world” is 🤌🤌

incredibly based minnesota

ES futures trading as if the market is attempting to forge DJT’s signature

*taps the sign*

There is perhaps only one man on this planet who WOULDN'T strive to look like that and apparently that one man is Derek.

lol Lyon could not get the playoff beard off his face fast enough, apparently

If you’re still using Google for your web searches, I have one thing to say to you:

Happy Cascadia Day!

I hope it’s not the end for Lindy. But if it is, he’s the best coach in Buffalo sports history. A guy who reached so many generations of fans who will have stories about him for over 5 decades. There will never be another guy like that who coached and played here.

Montreal exposed the gaps in the team that need to be shored up. Without them being such a shitty matchup for us, we wouldn't know some of the changes we need to make. For that I thank them. But also, fuck the Habs.

GOOD. Carry that pain this summer and use it to fuel you to greatness next season.

Dude was ALMOST useful. But ALMOST doesn't get you $10M a year. Not in Buffalo.

Well considering we hadn't seen playoff hockey in 15 years , the past few weeks have been incredible....because the Sabres are al legit team. First time in forever we've had both the Bills and the Sabres gonna be feared by teams 🙌🙌

Dahlin willed them to game seven and willed them to overtime. The giveaway was bad, real bad, but they wouldnt have been there without him.

The Sabres didn’t lay down and roll over. They put up a fight. I’m so fucking proud of this team. Thank you, boys. Do it next year. You’ve got the right pieces. 💙💛⚔️💛💙

Osthlund, Kulich, Helenius, Benson, Doan and that D. Next year will be fun.

The crowd still gassing up the Sabres even after the loss 🥹

well... Fuck.... I stand by what i said. Great game. Great season. Lets stitch up some holes and come back strong next year Lets Go Buffalo

I can’t believe I’ve seen them lose like 6 game 7s in my life. Someone shoot me

When it doesn’t even matter because hockey is fun again.

Ah well. Thank you, Sabres.

what a run

Oh this is not good

Another fucking early whistle

lol my boyfriend is pacing

However this goes, the Sabres have made it a SHOW

Just. Fucking. Go.

No matter what happens next, I love you all. I love this team. I love this city. There’s no where I’d rather be, than right here. Right now.

Okay… here we go. Love you all. GO SABRES!!! 💙💛⚔️💛💙

I love this fucking team.

I swear to god if we lose and anyone sends UPL death threats, you will be exiled from Buffalo for life

idk what’s going to happen but i’m really proud of them

OK. Thank you, Sabres. However this turns out: what a fucking ride it has been this year. I'm so proud of you and your fight.

Thank you @sabres.com You gave us one hell of a season. We're going into OT in game 7 in round 2 after being down. Regardless of the outcome here, I am a happy fan. Now lets win this! LETS GO BUFFALO!

i can’t even be mad at them. this is some of the best hockey i’ve watched in years. this is the team that brought me back to hockey. goddamn.