First time at a Cheesecake Factory. This place rules

Would love this

since everyone is talking about trump and swamps again like it's 2016, here's an album cover I did for @raymondmcandrew.bsky.social's incredible but no longer active band SSWAMPZZ during trump's first term

I’m about to eat an entire jar of pickled quail eggs

ok publicist says i gotta do one about the stanley cup finals ok uh uh*claps hands* alright–– looks like the Carolina Hitlercanes have defeated the VEgas Golden Reich

Somehow looney tunes tapes and hockeys hardest hits are kind of the same thing but instead of a tunnel painted on a brick wall it’s a 6’9 defenseman named Zdeno Chára

Me with a collection of looney tunes tapes and also something called Hockeys Hardest Hits.

The best part about living in Philly is that if someone brings up AI people assume they’re talking about Allen Iverson and then get heated when they say AI is bad.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again Garrett Koloski is the best drummer in the world

the carolina hurricanes and montreal canadiens might seem quite similarly evil, but closer examination will reveal that one of them is far more Racist

Now that the Sabres season is over I am getting into reading fantasy novels. Finished my first one last night (The Tainted Cup) and am looking for recommendations on better ones

alex tuch should take a team-friendly deal of two dollars a year btw

No one talk to me about the Buffalo Sabres until Saturday at 8PM and even then might be too soon

please remember—if you are a boston bruins fan and that game was a difficult time for you, if you feel left out or forgotten from the celebration, then go Fuck your self

Game summary:

The horror I just had in realizing this post being seen by folks who didn't watch the end of Flyers-Penguins last night

please remember—if you are an ottawa senators fan and these playoffs were a difficult time for you, if you feel left out or forgotten from the celebration, then go Fuck your self

Another Crosby dive

“Fucking scumbags” 🥰🥰🥰

HOWS IT TASTE BOSTON

The penguins head coach is nosferatu???

@sabresprospects.bsky.social listening to the start of the pod rn, sounds like yall got an early start to your 4/20 😂

NEVER COUNT OUT THE SABRES FROM BUFFALO

im am pleased to announce that it is once again, a buffalo sabres playoff game day... thank you to all sabre fans of this site, and other sites. I Love You All

@straightupsabres.bsky.social listening to the pod and the “how many guys from the drought went on to not play a playoff game” question came up. Not sure. But it also got me wondering how many guys from the drought went on to not even play in the NHL anymore? I can think of 3: Sobotka, Frolik, Eakin

My mom is in this talking about my brothers and I!!!

My mom is one of the people in this video about the greatest hockey team in the north eastern United States states/south eastern Canada, the Buffalo Sabres. Also, for a split second, a picture of me and my two brothers as kids

SOMEONE CALL A UROLOGIST I HAVE A RAGING DOANER !!!!!!!!

Simply The Buffalo Sabres. What Is Even There LEft To Say?

TURN IT UP

my favorite feature of being the sabres power play coach is absolutely no consequences for my system sucking ffucking ass and me being 100% wrong about everything

Tampa bay lightning? Never heard of them.

please remember—if you are a tampa bay lightning fan and tonights game was a difficult time for you, if you feel left out or forgotten from the celebration, then go Fuck your self

Happy dyngus day everyone

lvoe to perform aerial leg drops on the referee

Brady tkachuk bitch ass Lotney from the goonies lookin mfer

hey friends, i'm going to be reading at @eveninghouse.bsky.social in buffalo next week. go sabres!

Next week, we'll be hosting @tyler-m.bsky.social for a short reading, Q&A and chat! “Heartbreaking and at times unrelenting in its humanity, My Prisoner and Other Stories offers an empathetic look at the violence and tenderness within everyday existence.” —Thao Thai, author of Banyan Moon

This being posted today only improves the chances of the Buffalo Sabres clinching a playoff spot tonight. youtu.be/lBuHH7WE4yE?...

i think what the sabres need, more than Ever, is to bring this guy back. how do we get the buffalo sabres to bring back this little freak for the Playoffs

If the Sabres defeat the Senators, or if they take a single point while Philadelphia defeat Detroit and Carolina defeat Columbus, then Buffalo will qualify for the playoffs tonight.

Go swords ⚔️

if i was a fan of any team that isnt the Buffalo Sabres id porbably go fuck my self

using up all of the electricity to power AI data centers so that there's not any electricity left to power the laptops and phones that people need in order to actually use AI. incredible model to base an entire economy on, absolutely genius.

Sam Carrick emanating powerful Steve Heinz vibes

not being a sabres fan is bad enough, but not being a sabres fan, in 2026??? You fucked up big time

It’s 2:30am and I just woke up and started rewatching the Sabres vs lightning game from a week ago

THERAPIST: your problem is, that the buffalo sabres are perfect, and everyone is jealous of their good hockey, and that makes you rightfully upset. ME: I agree