Elle Wears Toit Pants
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My son finishes his cancer treatment tomorrow. 🔔
11 months ago
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To the one person who reads my posts, hi.
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I don’t think this fight will end with make-up sex.
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Dire Wolf
5 months ago
Accidentally clicked my yahoo news tab
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Dire Wolf
11 months ago
The internet was better when the modem screamed.
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Jenny and the Bets 💕
6 months ago
A love story in two pictures.
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Roses are red Violets are blue
6 months ago
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Australia voted last night. Conservatives lost 😂🤣
6 months ago
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Hiiiiii
6 months ago
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“Groceries. It’s a bag with different things in it.” 😂🤣 The US President
7 months ago
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Rest in peace, Val.
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7 months ago
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🖤
7 months ago
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Bora Bora? Can’t, cuz poor-a poor-a.
7 months ago
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I fucking love Alanna Ubach.
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When a clown moves into a palace, the clown doesn't become a king, the palace becomes a circus. - Turkish Proverb -
7 months ago
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And we thank Sydney for her service.
7 months ago
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The versatility of Stanley Tucci.
7 months ago
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curly.
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Jenny and the Bets 💕
7 months ago
When your texting is so bad your friends are just used to it.
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My little girl is 11 today. 🥺
7 months ago
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Jenny and the Bets 💕
8 months ago
Oh god now Gypsy Rose has my haircut, fuck everything.
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Canadians, you beautiful muthafuckas!
8 months ago
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Imagine telling humans to keep producing more babies when humans are barely surviving. Billionaires need to shut the fuck up.
8 months ago
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I’m ‘slam down the landline phone’ years old.
8 months ago
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Not a typo.
8 months ago
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WineMummy
8 months ago
Woke up and chose snacks.
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I accidentally liked my own post and it won’t let me unlike it. Now I look like one of those people.
8 months ago
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breezy.
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8 months ago
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Kids these days, amirite? *gestures at all the adults*
8 months ago
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*turns on 65 inch tv* *keeps scrolling tiny phone* - a memoir
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Dan of the Year
8 months ago
wild to think about growing up in the 90s when we'd all gather around the tv as a family to watch COPS
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My son has been recovering well. Going to the gym. Getting stronger everyday. Proud of him. My hero.
#fuckcancer
8 months ago
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Silence says more than words ever could.
8 months ago
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Sooo many people know shit about fuck.
8 months ago
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Me, explaining why Cobra Kai never dies.
8 months ago
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fuck it, here’s a selfie.
8 months ago
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…and she did nazi it coming.
8 months ago
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😂😂😂🤦🏻♀️ the fact this is real. Elon Musk: "We will make mistakes. We won't be perfect ... so for example, with USAID, one of the things we accidentally canceled very briefly was ebola prevention."
8 months ago
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Jumpsuits.
8 months ago
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Veruca's Alt
8 months ago
You don't need to force-choke me, I'll choke to death on my own saliva.
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Overwhelmed by everything.
8 months ago
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I gotta learn to stop giving a fuck about people who don’t give a fuck about me.
8 months ago
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I don’t fucking know anymore!
8 months ago
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