To the one person who reads my posts, hi.

I don’t think this fight will end with make-up sex.

Accidentally clicked my yahoo news tab

The internet was better when the modem screamed.

A love story in two pictures.

Roses are red Violets are blue

Australia voted last night. Conservatives lost 😂🤣

Hiiiiii

“Groceries. It’s a bag with different things in it.” 😂🤣 The US President

Rest in peace, Val.

🖤

Bora Bora? Can’t, cuz poor-a poor-a.

I fucking love Alanna Ubach.

When a clown moves into a palace, the clown doesn't become a king, the palace becomes a circus. - Turkish Proverb -

And we thank Sydney for her service.

The versatility of Stanley Tucci.

curly.

When your texting is so bad your friends are just used to it.

My little girl is 11 today. 🥺

Oh god now Gypsy Rose has my haircut, fuck everything.

Canadians, you beautiful muthafuckas!

Imagine telling humans to keep producing more babies when humans are barely surviving. Billionaires need to shut the fuck up.

I’m ‘slam down the landline phone’ years old.

Not a typo.

Woke up and chose snacks.

I accidentally liked my own post and it won’t let me unlike it. Now I look like one of those people.

breezy.

Kids these days, amirite? *gestures at all the adults*

*turns on 65 inch tv* *keeps scrolling tiny phone* - a memoir

wild to think about growing up in the 90s when we'd all gather around the tv as a family to watch COPS

My son has been recovering well. Going to the gym. Getting stronger everyday. Proud of him. My hero. #fuckcancer

Silence says more than words ever could.

Sooo many people know shit about fuck.

Me, explaining why Cobra Kai never dies.

fuck it, here’s a selfie.

…and she did nazi it coming.

😂😂😂🤦🏻‍♀️ the fact this is real. Elon Musk: "We will make mistakes. We won't be perfect ... so for example, with USAID, one of the things we accidentally canceled very briefly was ebola prevention."

Jumpsuits.

You don't need to force-choke me, I'll choke to death on my own saliva.

Overwhelmed by everything.

I gotta learn to stop giving a fuck about people who don’t give a fuck about me.

I don’t fucking know anymore!