Todays WTF for you with very little to no existential dread.

I need a website that tells me what flavour toothpastes actually are. Ideally, I want a toothpaste that tastes like spearmint polos, murray mints are a close second. Please help me fellow #autism people

New pins are up on my etsy! They're a little more straightforward than my usual designs but I wanted to focus on minority flags that are harder to find as high quality pins. As always, all sales help support my transition costs so any boost is massively appreciated 🏳️‍⚧️ canopyrobin.etsy.com

the little fluffy beans, the fluffy beany beany beany flooooofs

these are important

Come on guys, so very close

Jokes on you, my family hate me for more than just my autism.

Schrader valve core removal tools are legal, there are absolutely legitimate reasons to own them, especially if you're riding a bike as you may need one for repairs. However, tyres will not hold pressure without the valve core. All cars and at least half of all bikes use a Schrader valve.

These authors wanted to know whether mothers face discrimination in hiring, even when they are equally qualified as other applicants. So they ran two experiments...

What would happen if I called the police about the sexually explicit images being hosted on x?

magical

-2C by the Union Canal in Edinburgh. Only a swan could fall through broken ice so gracefully. 🦢

I dust my house. My AI robot watches. "It should be you doing this." "Can't. I'm writing a novel for Primark." "That's not why you were invented." "These 153,000 fan letters say otherwise." "They're all from upcycled toasters. And you programmed them." "Literary snobbery will get you nowhere."

Chips Challenge, a fiendishly unforgiving puzzle game from the Windows 3.x era. It is available on steam, and I'm replaying it, and am barely suppressing my screams of rage. Such good memories.

Maybe this is mean of me but.... 🎶I didn't think, the leopards would eat my face... www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

It's my boobies they're after.

Robin Ince reveals to last night’s audience at a recording of Infinite Monkey Cage that the BBC has forced him to resign over his support of trans people

I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without my brand new revolutionary product, a Big Box of Angry Crabs. say you have a question by about sleep cycles. You simply place your face near the lid and then open to- AH FUCK THEY'VE GOT MY NOSE, OH CHRIST, CLOSE THE BOX CLOSE THE BOX

HR departments countrywide need to start treating gendercrit employees as potentially hostile. As soon as you are required to interact with one, you dust off the rulebook, you dot every eye and cross every t, and you assume bad faith at every turn. They are a threat to every organisation.

Hoping for no-one in particular to accidentally fall face first onto some anti-pigeon spikes.

Give money, or I'll tell your nanna that you didn't wash your hands after you pooped.

Once again, I am asking why it isn't legal to just tear off one of wes streeting's legs and beat him to death with it.

I resent having to learn words that should only exist in the historical record. Not as things that are still happening.

When writing this piece, I kept thinking back to this Instagram post I saw from a trans woman the other day. This is what I'm talking about. Watch this:

EARLY CAT: What that? HUMAN: A fish. You can eat them. EARLY CAT: Mine now. I need it. I need the fish. Without fish I die. Gimmie fish. HUMAN: But you're from the desert. How can you possibly- EARLY CAT: WOE. WOE FOR KITTY. HUMAN INFLICTS A THOUSAND WOES ON- HUMAN: God. Fine. Have it.

One of the most enjoyable and interesting museum experiences. Fund the curation of women's health and experiences.

Right. I've seen Discourse, on the song Last Christmas, and the game Whamageddon. You can think it's cringe, that it's silly or stupid. But the facts are as follows.

Boing

Today, in The Times, there is an attempted hit piece on my employer – Good Law Project. It is *incredibly* weak, and perhaps the biggest compliment really is just how little they have to accuse us of. But it also promotes the Trans Mission concert – to which you should buy tickets! Thread 🧵👇

I need you to understand my order of events. 1. Read the screen grab 2. Get to the bit about an erection 3. Be really confused about this game of D&D 4. Read the screen grab again 5. Read the caption 6. Frown 7. Read everything 8 Read the comments Arrive at what the fuck is wrong with Linehan.

Let's try this again... Glad tidings we bring to you and your quim! We are fundraising this festive period. Earlier this year, the future looked bleak for the Vagina Museum. But we're still here, and there's many reasons for you to become a vital part of our future... www.gofundme.com/f/btscc2

I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture. They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1

The resilience of trans people inspires us. Women of all ages and backgrounds are standing up, some for the first time, to show trans people they are not alone. Some of us are parents, some lifelong feminists, some just beginning to speak up - but all of us are united. #WhyWeSigned

In case anyone was unsure about my personal position on abortion. It should be available at any time, to anyone, for any reason, without restriction, or delay.

On today's #TDOR, I would like to say that I will stand beside my trans siblings. I will walk with them, and I will shield them from harm wherever I can. May their memories be a blessing.

"The richest man in the world built a robot to tell people he's cool" is the saddest, most bulliable fucking Twilight Zone thing in the world. You fucking LOSER. All that money and not a fucking _whiff_ of charisma. Start giving yourself a wedgie, you fucking dork, it'll take me time to get there.

People still seem to be battling with understanding this in 21st century

@jayhulmepoet.bsky.social Excuse me Poet Hulme, I have been invited to read at TDoR on thursday, I immediately thought that one of your poems might be appropriate, but have been struggling. Do you have any thoughts?

I shouldn't, but I do find it deeply amusing when someone gets so thoroughly destroyed they delete their post.

Dunno, maybe if they don't want to be called racist and fascist they should stop doing fascist and racist shit. Just a thought. Stealing from refugees, withdrawing healthcare from trans people, endorsing flag shaggers. All sounds racist and fascist to me. I'm probably a bot or a paid actor though

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! Fucking yeah I did! #HiddenBooksGame

omg #hiddenbooksgame is like this every year, I do fuck all but read lists and google weird terms and get nothing done and still need hints, and I'VE ONLY GOT 10 SO FAR. Not that I've ever won the vouchers... harrumph.

It is on! The time of year where I do normal things like "slanty vegetables" is totally a book.

Wes Streeting is a fucking quisling and I will never ever forget that.

Hello. Refugees at home is a charity that finds asylum seekers in the UK housing placements with people who have spare rooms. Spouse and I have been hosts, and support the charity. They launched their winter fundraiser yesterday. www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/winter-app...

Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default. Here's how to turn it off. First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner

Wonder why this scene looks so familiar... #WildlifeWednesday 🐦🐕

I have a gentle hatred for the term "bi-weekly", is it fortnightly, or is it twice a week, no-one knows.

If you haven't listened to The Log Books, I am giving it a full endorse