This is how I cured my schizophrenia

You can just not think those things because they are ridiculous. There, problem solved

We need communist dating apps

My art is adult gallows humor

I don’t want to die cause then I won’t be able to watch any movies!

when one person has a heart attack while doing poppers: see, nobody should do poppers when one person gets so drunk they die: rest in peace to a real one

Have to practice doing a little dance while playing the melodica

Got my melodica

I have to wait 8-12 weeks to get a therapist. I might kms before then

It doesn’t matter how bad alcohol is for you, people are still going to drink it

All I want is to riff with an attractive lady

FAAAADE INTO YOU

Trump takes a long blink during the NBA Finals

Why is it so hard to find a good therapist

Asking a prostitute if I’m the best John she’s ever had

Spending hundreds of dollars is just everyday baller shit for me

I should be happy that I could get an absolutely cretinous sugar daddy if I really wanted to

You can’t even play Into the Breach anymore unless you have a Netflix subscription. What kind of bullshit is that?

Everyone should be able to play Crazy Taxi

Once again my art pushes away a potential mate

I spent about an hour trying to draw a woman as sexily as I could

And just like life there’s a good beginning, but there is no middle, so you might as well skip to the end

I really hope she isn’t ugly. I saw the bottom of her face and she looks fine

Hoping this femboy is hot enough that just dry humping will be worth it

Jones Beach Field 6

Didn’t realize these movies were made by Takashi Miike. It all makes sense now

It’s fucked up what they did to Zebraman

Hardest anyone’s ever gone on a track

Aww mama, can this really be the end? To be stuck inside of Mobile with the Memphis blues again

Tasmanian devil eating Bugs Bunny’s pussy

If your mnemonic requires a second-tier mnemonic to help remember the first mnemonic, scrap it. Start over

I bought a melodica so I can play it walking down the street like kokopelli

I didn’t realize keytars were so serious

The bitch told me two tone Rollies was too blasé

Way more chemical than political

ok water calm down

David Bowie - Drive In Saturday

accidentally clicked the question mark instead of the "x" in file explorer and blew up my computer

Good pussy be making you self-immolate to protest the Iran War

Classic song from my youth

Salamander tux fucking Alabama butts

Of course God answered your prayers. Your prayers were mid

Had a dream I was fully gay