Getting called an asshole and blocked after saying not all men are bad and then apologizing

Macaulay lowkey losing the Culkin Championship. If he wants to beat Kieran he needs to tighten his offense in the second half

Really considering writing an email

Whenever I think about how everyone got a Christmas bonus but me, I get really angry

I need to come up with a producer/rapper name

Have to sample some bike horns and carnival music to make my clown beat

I’ve got birds on my phone

Need rappers to spit bars over my beats

Tobacco is a vegetable

Kratom is a vegetable

Mr Gorbachev, suck on these balls

I think it would be fun to write a really dry philosophical treatise on what comedy is

My autistic special interest is humor

Jeanious

They should make a vape that tastes like pork fried rice

Trans women don’t like me, but they don’t like most men so I don’t take it personally

I created the Joe Rogan of the left and the Dr Pepper is a woman memes and I want to be recognized for these historic meme discoveries

I just want to say that I was the first one to call that Best Actor would be between DiCaprio and Chalamet. I feel like I’m going crazy that all my ideas are being stolen from me

Keb smoke some fat joints till you cough up some blood

/r/depression is so unintentionally funny

Of course I’m self-centered, I’m a writer

Should I break open a cart with a hammer or is that a bad idea?

It works. I can sample records

Maybe I should work at Guitar Center lol

Did you guys know an audio interface is a preamp? Very good news for me

Do you guys think I’d be a hot woman?

I think the only reason I want to be a woman is so I can reject guys that want to fuck me

Haven’t even really considered maybe the reason I’m miserable is because I’m a woman

Thinking about becoming trans at 35 lol

The onlyfans girl who I bought a dildo for unblocked me. I guess she realized that’s no way to treat a guy who’s given you hundreds of dollars

I’ve had schizoaffective disorder since I was 19 and I’m still not entirely sure how to define it

I’m a part of the most unattractive gender: fat cis man

I need to be funny so people care about me

Food Network’s Chopped: Unc Edition

Partners without benefits

Typing “cult” into the meetup search bar

I’m going to start a cult to make friends

Guy who’s basically me, but has 10k followers

help me to become famous pleese

Saw someone buying kratom shots in bulk. I must be superhuman or something to not have gotten seriously addicted to those things

No one cares about me, they just Karen about me

7 year old with a Bugatti

My job is the main source of my depression

I wish I was a hot girl

Trans men are always so friendly

It’s impossible to get laid

I think it’s very funny to kill yourself in public

I’m a music producer (homeless guy with phone and ChatGPT)

Trump is making transformers street legal

I have to go to the DMV to register my transformer