don’t say nice things to me I’ll k*ll myself

Homo limpus, the unknown, extinct brother, of Homo erectus. #SillySaturday

I'm not in the files by the way

A little darker than I remember

Gregory House MD: I believe she has blabosponsouroustanious nuemocancer! we should start her on chemotransfusions Lisa Cuddy: No! It must be ADHD or some other mental disorder! Me (I spend 5 days a week in the chernobyl exclusion zone with tons of drugs in my system): its lupus.

Taking some time off from Twitter

I heard unemployed actor Jesse Spencer got into a fight with his former fictional boss, then deactivated his Twitter account a couple of days later.

Having 40k followers on twitter is certainly something. I don't know what that something is though.

Twitter is down. Only time I show up here

Made a community. nooki.me/c/HouseMD

great show. the doctor should be less mean.

This was popular on twitter. Interesting.

37.9k on twitter now. Whatever.

You know I've been shot in the neck before

it’s sapphic september, aka straptember, aka scissor me september.

“Thank god for IVF so I could get pregnant” “Actually god made you infertile, science made you pregnant. So it’s thank science actually”

Yep still boring on here.

This is the one site Cuddy hasn't found me on yet.

Reverse psychology doesn't work on me, try reverse cowgirl.

Hugh Laurie will return as House in ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’

Update. I've passed 30k

Just checking in and updating. Or whatever. Not sure how but I gained twenty eight thousand followers on twitter as of now. Bizarre if you ask me.

The first 12 months of the year are always the hardest.

New years Eve plans? Hell no. I'll be doing what I do every night, avoiding all the people

What is this House MD show even about

@drgreghouse.bsky.social Let's get you 1 million followers here on Blue Sky #DrGregoryHouse

Somehow gained 250 more followers on twitter almost over night. I've had the account 13 years.

I'll post more on Bluesky soon, for now I'm enjoying the chaos and disorder on twitter x.com/_drgreghouse...

Oh yeah this app

This place is too good. I can't tell people they're idiots the same way. I mean, I can but.

It's quiet in here. Too quiet. Like visiting Canada, it looks similar like the other place, but empty and quiet.