Elon is now probably on his way to put himself in a K hole after losing the Wisconsin election

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I am home. Non-walkable cities that lack robust public transportation are an offense to god and man

If you ever feel useless just remember the US Supreme Court exists right now

I actually have 0 idea what he was trying to say here

That would be cannibalism.

Made the mistake of clicking on a FOX News headline and now I want to kill

art i got with @sylveon.dev, starry night smth smth

dude I live in a car centric city and it takes like 45 minutes for me to get a cold chicken sandwich from Popeyes

"Anti-Trump Hater" idc what political party you are, Karoline Leavitt using 2018 youtube esque language in our federal government is hilarious

high ranking government officials pulling mistakes that I got called out for when I was 12 is crazy

Americans seeing bikers in the shitty 0 effort unprotected bike lanes on stroads: "Grrr why are these gross CYCLISTS getting in the way of my commute?!" Americans when good bike lane legislation pops up: "Why would we want to dedicate money to getting cyclists off the roads??" Genius

this is so funny but when they leaking the Epstein Signal Group Chat logs now, that'd go hard

If you ever want to feel unsafe on the road, just drive a normal size car next to a modern day SUV, or even better, a Ford F-150

Live picture of Pete Hegseth casually texting international war plans in a Signal GC:

Got to work late this morning #Ferrari

Dumb gato got caught in my trap

born to meow forced to work 40 hours a week

/ @flaro.dev is pretty neat.. here's her glaceon sona from a while back

Daylight savings is just a capitalist ploy to get overnight working to work an extra hour

If ur blood pressure isn't slowly rising with each day towards election day are you even really American

Gregory House MD: I believe she has blabosponsouroustanious nuemocancer! we should start her on chemotransfusions Lisa Cuddy: No! It must be ADHD or some other mental disorder! Me (I spend 5 days a week in the chernobyl exclusion zone with tons of drugs in my system): its lupus.

I sure do love being productive! (I haven't got up in 4 hours)

Me n who

Hi bluesky look at my majestic gato kitty cat looking mf

capitalism

can we make my cat the most liked photo on bluesky

platform swap finally