"I'm going to pack less clothes this time!!" ... I just unpacked 9 dresses 😅

Should I start rouging my knees? 🤔

LOOK.

We just demolished this

PRETTY! #cabo

Family is very important when I'm drinking Coronas

Made it thank goodness!!!!

Traffic luck not so lucky 😅 I need a taco NOW 🌮

I have amazing airport luck. It's like crowds and lines parted every time we showed up. 😌🙏

I guess I shall have to stop posting for a bit 😂 Made it to Cabo and didn't get LOST.

THIS SONG. IT'S SO GOOD IT HAS EVERYTHING I LOVE IN A SONG.

Apparently we've spent a lot of Valentine's Days together already 😂 #BFFS

Over Cabo, anyone know what this rock is?

I'm practically like a Rocky montage

What is this rock? Anyone know?

Lol my bestie says she'll spend Valentine's day with me forever so it won't be a bummer. 💖

Last year Valentine's day is when I decided my marriage was over. It didn't really have anything to do with the day. It was just one last thing that I had, for the most part, always overlooked or talked myself out of staying angry about. And I just couldn't talk myself out of it anymore.

If you're thinking... y'all were just in Mexico with the same bestie... You are correct lol.

Happy Valentine's Day 💗 Going on a Mexico vacay with my bestie!

MOOD. open.spotify.com/track/15ApEg...

I’m watching THE LEFTOVERS again, and it’s such a good troll to switch the theme song to “Let The Mystery Be” for Season 2. This is not a comedy, obviously, but damn is it funny as hell sometimes.

You know, I would love to drive a man mad, I think. But like, a chill 'can't stop thinking about you, let me emote via song lyrics' mad, not a 'marry your husband's ward to spite you' mad.

Me, thinking about the loft scene in Wuthering Heights.

I don't think men are allowed to look like this. 💀

I stg.

Yes I came out the most toxic "romance" focused on the Heathcliff/Isabella arc. 💀 "Do you want me to stop?"

K. THE HEATHCLIFF AND ISABELLA SCENES????? Can we just have this as a movie?

Having now seen Wuthering Heights... I get why this dress is very shibari

Ima boutta make Wuthering Heights my whole personality

Never have two people been more heinous and disgusting. I LOVED IT. #wutheringheights #filmsky

We're doing it! And VIP theatre so having lunch too 😁

When you're looking for that "you just lost the game" meme and you get distracted by the random stuff in your Downloads folder like this:

School day complete!!! Go pack for Mexico or go see Wuthering Heights? 🤔

This is why I spend so much time with my parents 😂

MOOD. open.spotify.com/track/0vPEy5...

My nephew is trying to use AI to code a program that will quiz him on Spanish verb conjugation. Me: what about flashcards did you try flashcards? 😅👵 Oh he did it. Welp. Screw flashcards

Me sensing casual life updates to friends. 😂 40 minutes hahahahahahaha

Solo lunch 😘 Yes I need that extra piece of toast. Who goes to OEB and doesnt get toast?

Diet coke from the bottle is too fizzy for lunch. I prefer fountain diet coke. Just opinions 💁🏾‍♀️

Thursdaaaaaay so close to vacay!!!!!

Cute 🥰

Not being 27 or younger is a real gift 😅

🤦🏾‍♀️ 💀 www.nytimes.com/2026/02/12/c...

I'm 'between never again', and 'this person doesn't exist anyways' 😂

MOOD. open.spotify.com/track/7hQJA5...

I'M DOING SOMETHING REALLY BRAVE TN, WISH ME LUCK 🙏

My friend: what's it about? Me: a brat and a single hot professor and dad... Friend: 😱💀 and you're reading it here at school!?! LMAO yes. I'm trying to manifest a single hot professor and dad and it works best if I'm on campus 🙂‍↕️🙄😂