vampire survivors has its hooks so deep in me it's making me not want to play a brand new dragon quest game

Vampire Survivors is fucked up man. It makes time just disappear

Are we still pretending this is going to release at all

it's peak

"Xbox wants to play nice, though, giving all of its games away to its competitors. Steam and PlayStation aren't going to play nice, however" Jez is so fucking funny man. How is this guy for real

One of the funniest thing about the Xbox brand collapse and the fanboys losing their minds is how often they say Sony is being "unfair" by not putting their games on Xbox. Mum! Xbox is giving games to Playstation but they're not giving anything back to Xbox! No fair!

Dragon Quest I+II HD-2D is an absolute triumph. I'm only about halfway through it but somehow DQ2 has actually come out of this whole thing as maybe the best one!? God. I love these games so much. Having the NES trilogy get a glowup like this is something that I could have only ever dreamed of.

skibidi mamdani to all the yanks and seppos

what's up with the uptick in americans making fun of how Australians pronounce "no". where did this come from. why do they say we say it with an "r" in it. we don't. how dare americans speak about us

the hold that Vampire Survivors has on me is crazy. I can't believe I slept on this game for years

Vending machine at work has run out of Coke Zero and this is playing in my head

it's 2025 I don't want to see brianna wu on my fucking timeline under any circumstances

come on man don't put Harry Potter shit into the one live-service game I actually enjoy playing

this is dragon quest 2, baby!!!

what the fuck do you mean a McDonald's cheeseburger is $5.40

not to go on about "media illiteracy" or anything too much but fuck me dude, imagine seeing the word 'thou' and going "this is just like final fantasy 6!" fucking hell

curse you FF6 for inventing the word 'thou'

"Stop saying "thou", this isn't Final Fantasy VI." ????????????? ????? ???????????????????

do you think they'd do this if they were making a new Animal Crossing? makes you wonder

that's not Xenoblade

I played it for literally 10 hours today and have reached the final boss of DQ1

this is a bold reimagining of DQ1

I am playing the new Dragon Quest game 🙂🙂🙂🙂

>gene park

Didn't realise DQ1+2 unlocks in 2 hours instead of 24+2 hours, goddamn. And it just so happens I have the day off tomorrow 😎😎😎

the cool thing about linkedin is you can see people who make enough money to buy and sell your entire family into slavery fifty times over admit to being the dumbest most useless motherfuckers alive

can't believe The Protomen Act 3 is actually real and that each track they release is an absolute banger, they're really doing it. Genuinely crazy that the wait may have actually been worth it

Beat Pokemon ZA I liked it overall but we've definitely reached the point where Nintendo refusing to open the purse even a little for these games is dragging them down for me. I don't think 'Has production values on par with the most recent Trails game' should be a bar Pokemon can't clear

Every time my feed is full of things like “Life is hell” and “Everything about this is suffering” and “How can this happen”, and I get worried for a second, it traces back to some American sport thing. Every time.

new thinly-veiled xbox press release by jez corden just dropped. can't wait to see all the regular news outlets cover it like it's actual news

I would never disrespect Jucika like this

Finished up Final Fantasy Tactics. It was my first time playing it to completion and I had an absolute ball. Loved it to bits. I'm a huge fan of FFTA and FF12 so Ivalice has always been special to me so it felt good to finally see this one through.

ah! fuck! there's a bustle in my hedgerow!

I'm a weirdo that actually quite likes Infinite's MP and if they ported it to PS5, a platform I actually use, I would definitely play it a fair bit. Seems crazy that they're not doing this??

Seems insane to me that they're remaking Halo CE without any multiplayer component. I get that it's a different situation nowadays wrt what people expect from a multiplayer shooter, but you'd think they'd at least port Infinite's multiplayer to PS5, no???

entering each sidequest in ZA in fear I'll be trapped in the LAD Substory about the guy who loves Gardevoir

10 years without a new game in the series! They couldn't even be bothered to port New Vegas, the one that people actually like! Fuck me what are they doing

it looks like DOGSHIT dude what are they DOING OVER THERE. You have all the money in the world and like 15000 developers across the board you could be slam dunking non-stop and you're doing THIS????

what if a game had no art, only graphics

they're gonna announce a remake of halo 1 with no multiplayer and it's gonna be fucking pathetic. it's gonna be really bad and it'll be on PS5 so lots of people will experience the series for the very first time and be like "THIS is Halo? This sucks"

no. it's 2025, we are not fucking talking like this.

the most successful platform in gaming is the one with lots of high quality exclusives and the least successful platform is the one with zero