toby fox is so cool and funny and talented it actually makes me mad. it's not fair

Found Dragon Quest XII

It's with a heavy heart I must report that the freaks on Twitter are now boycotting DQ7 Reimagined over the "censorship" of Aishe's design. Compare the original on the left to the redesign on the right. If you squint, you can see that they gave her shorts instead of a g-string

good. this critical information has been hidden long enough. thank you news dot com dot au

Got back to the demo for Trails 1st and I gotta say I'm having a really hard time choosing between the English and Japanese voice tracks- I can't decide which one I find less annoying

Bananza was such an excellent game that I went and bought that DLC without thinking because why would it be bad??? Well, it is. It's transparently something that was planned to be in the full game that they sliced out last minute to try and get some extra cash out of you. Sad!

can't believe how much of a whiff that Bananza DLC is. they should not be charging money for that let alone $30. no good.

THROUGH THE DARKNESS OF FUTURE PAST THE MAGICIAN LONGS TO SEE ONE CHANCE OUT BETWEEN TWO WORLDS

lrg failing to ship something on time .... Wow .....

I never get sick, I pride myself on having a strong immune system that lets me shrug off petty things like colds and coughs.... So naturally I've become really unwell today on the day of my move. I'm glad I hired movers because fuck, I can barely stand up without feeling like I'm gonna pass out

Can't even muster interest in this when it'll hit EOS six months from launch

moving into a new rental tomorrow. is the NBN connection box going to be there or am I going to have to go through the hassle of organising a new one? Pretend there's a poll here

robert deadford

keep seeing screenshots of the new iOS "liquid glass" stuff and I gotta say: it looks like shit! really awful!

ancient crusty old router isn't capable of delivering the new and improved NBN speeds so I bought a new one, but the place I'm moving to this week is FTTC so I can't get the upgrade anyway so I guess I just wasted $200 fuck me I guess

i can't believe it... sylux is gwoggle

my place isn't able to get the NBN speed upgrade :(

even dragon quest isn't immune to the scourge of homogenized UI design....

Garth Marenghi's Darkplace and it's not even close

interested in playing our game? how about an option to not interact with it at all?

I want that ship in a bottle man. I want it so bad

No no no you can't do this to me

They'll put the Trodain outfit in every DQ game but they won't remake the game the outfit actually comes from, smh

still no Xenoblade upgrades though is some real bullshit

They're porting the wrong Resident Evils :( (should have been 2-4)

What you just saw was a trailer for a video game. as the trailer showed you, it has graphics to see with your eyes and sounds you can hear with your ears. And it even looks like you can push buttons and things will occur on the screen.... Please stay tuned for more updates in the future

Thank god this guy came back to explain what we just saw

Dragon Quest VII carried that Direct for me obviously so for me it was great just for that but uh... Idk. Some strange stuff in there

Pretty damn solid Direct but the big finisher being Fire Emblem is a bummer

Nooooooooo

put Leon in Smash!!!

rebident ebol!!!!

no no no you can't announce paid DLC for a game that's not even out yet!!! What the fuck are you doing!!!

"we have dragon quest builders at home"

Ohhhh this is cute. I'm actually into this

i do love metroid prime but saying "you can ride a motorbike in a massive empty desert" suggests we might like metroid prime for very different reasons

Hahahahaha it's a DK roguelike mode. Fuck offfff

Bananza DLC before Mario Kart World... Never thought it'd happen

Uh?????????? Is this Prime or something else???

Art style of DQ7R looks weird. Characters look strange and slightly un-Toriyama-like in a way I don't love. But!!!!! Still!!!!

Too far. They've gone too far with this one. The accessory is required!!??

They're actually doing it the mad men, they're gonna properly tie in DQ7 to the Erdrick Trilogy

THEY ARE REMAKING (AGAIN) THE LONGEST GAME OF ALL TIME HELL YEAH

HOLY FUCK ITS AN ACTUAL REMAKE

DRAGON QUEST FUCKING SEVEN!!!!!

the imprisoning war?? never heard about that one. somebody should tell us what happened with that.

a second Kirby Air Riders direct