Literally shitting on America, great messaging idiots.

Well, you can finally cross “I’ve seen a handcuffed, inflatable penis” off your bucket list

Oi Oi #RunningPunks because of weekend schedule and weather conflicts I squeezed in the final prep run for my upcoming marathon today. 20 miles. Ran to keep heart rate low so it took longer than I thought, but at least I’m not crippled now. Pics are before & after. Thanks, all! ❤️

Signs from the @chicagomarathon.bsky.social

Hey hey #RunningPunks The weird thing about marathon training: a cut back run of 15 sandwiched between two 20s. What a diff 15° from last week makes. Dabbled today with slower than usual to keep heart rate under a threshold level. (Just to be safe while on a cardiac monitor this wk) Take care!

Good morning, Chicago. Early start. LFG!

CBS is dead. stringinamaze.net/p/bari-weiss...

Ahoy ye #RunningPunks Marathon prep five weeks out. Left before the sun was all the way up and finished in 80° sun. Not the easiest but it’s in the can. Thanks to the AmeriPunks for the middle-hour support. Halloween decorations are out in force. Take care & be kind to each other.

@durbin.senate.gov has announced he will not accept this award.

Lying Hillbilly Nepo Motherfucker.

@christenrexing.bsky.social Have fun at the Delco Ten 😀

The same guy telling you Portland is war-ravaged, told you Mexico was going to pay for the wall and people were eating your pets in Ohio.

Imagine German president Steinmeier declaring he was posthumously awarding the Knight's Cross of the Iron Cross with Oak Leaves for all SS troops who murdered civilians during WWII. No difference.

Kristi Noem: “Wounded Knee was horrific and our students should absolutely learn about the atrocities that happened there.”

Imagine German president Steinmeier declaring he was posthumously awarding the Knight's Cross of the Iron Cross with Oak Leaves for all SS troops who murdered civilians during WWII. No difference.

Imagine German president Steinmeier declaring he was posthumously awarding the Knight's Cross of the Iron Cross with Oak Leaves for all SS troops who murdered civilians during WWII. No difference.

27 September 1881 | A Pole, Tadeusz Dąbrowski, was born in Tarnów. A lawyer. In #Auschwitz from 27 May 1942. No. 37141 He perished in the camp on 7 September 1942. --- Online lesson "Poles at KL Auschwitz”: http://lekcja.auschwitz.org/en_2020_06_polacy/

Marathon prep process continues with a lotta help from my friends. 14 #RunningPunks miles today: seven alone to start, then 2 with one friend, then 5 with another. (I’m not this way in real relationships!) after that a small group shot in honor of my bday next week. Take care!!

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Yo Chicago.

Good morning, Chicago

Going through the #RunningPunks process of race prep brought me to 18 miles this morning. Solo at the start and end with great support from AmeriPunks in the middle, for which I’m forever grateful. Time to catch up and chat along the way. Now: rest and recover. Take care of each other out there. ❤️

I hope every democrat who voted to honor Charlie Kirk is forced to watch this clip on a loop ala Clockwork Orange style.

Ok, Chicago. Let’s do this.

It is infuriating that the Republican Congress sits idly by while RFK Jr. and Marty Makary blithely make provably false statements to the media about vaccines. This isn’t an abstract concept. The HHS Secretary and the FDA Comissioner are intentionally lying to all of us and it’s beyond dangerous.

I know I’m nearly the last guy to the party, but I just finished watching Breaking Bad over the last couple of months. If you’re looking for something to watch it’s a 1,000% recommend. It’s just great. Yes there’s adequate violence but it’s not gratuitous. High drama and suspense.

It feels so fucking insane to be scolded about how leftists need to tone down our rhetoric while the world's richest man endorses this shit

Needed a change of scenery for today’s dozen. (Rained out yesterday.) The Sunday morning #chicago Lakefront Trail from Lincoln Park down to the undefeated 12th St Beach, and back. Immense views and people watching. Yo to all #RunningPunks far & near. Take care of each other. ❤️

Mindhunter

Epstein changed nothing. Witness Candon Dean Dahle, a 22 year old ex-BYU baseball player who molested a child from the time she was 7 until she was 12. He was aged 14 when he started assaulting her and 19 when it ended. He is serving 180 days in jail and won’t be on any sex offender registry.

On the ground in #Chicago. Here is a block-long bumper-to-bumper row of salt trucks deployed by the mayor to impede the movements of unwanted muscle. 🤣🤣

Downtown #Chicago today at The Bean, officially named Cloudgate, where everyone should be required to visit before rendering any judgment about my city. Why? Total strangers from all over the world looking in awe and helping each other take family photos. Such a feeling of humanity and community.

Now, this, kids, is how you open an essay: www.nytimes.com/2025/09/06/o...

So I parked the car and took an early train to a point 15 #RunningPunks miles away and ran back. Passed through seven (!) cities & towns: Chicago, Evanston, Wilmette, Kenilworth, Winnetka, Glencoe, and Highland Park. Perfect weather. Take care of each other.

because polio is freedom

Good morning, Chicago. (Plus a couple from Tuesday)

Good morning and Happy Labor Day to #RunningPunks near and far. Eight morning sunrise miles among deer and countless species of birds. (Wow humidity was over 95%!) a low pressure off-the-clock no rush great time. Take care yall.

Impromptu rearrangement of the marathon training plan due to cool weather. 17 #RunningPunks miles with help from the AmeriPunks. The H and the P in the sculpture are for Highland Park; it was created in the wake of the July 4th massacre a few years ago; we met the artist today.

Good morning, Chicago Let’s try again today

Kamala told us the truth

Vance can’t be this ignorant, can he? WWII was not ended with a negotiation. Germany and Japan were dictatorial and genicidal regimes that had to be crushed by the military might of the US and Russia. FDR did not sit down and negotiate with Hitler.

Wasted

Oi Oi #RunningPunks Today was a 14 on the (self authored) plan. After being out there for an hour I was sure I’d stop short and take a participation trophy. I chilled for a bit after 12 and then finished. All sorts of ❤️ gratitude to the AmeriPunks who tag-teamed me to the end. Last pic is a spider

When you can’t lead with moral authority and you keep alienating allies, when inflation is up and your approval ratings are down, how do you hold onto power? You double down, once again, on undermining the American electoral system. My column. www.chicagotribune.com/2025/08/22/h...

When a post from one I follow is in the wheelhouse of another @christenrexing.bsky.social

Super interesting deep dive into US excess mortality. We're doing better than we were in 1980 but a *lot* worse than every other high-income country. jamanetwork.com/journals/jam...

Good morning from beneath Chicago’s El.

"Noem has also been particular about the service on the Coast Guard planes. In one incident, she and her staff grew irritated when a weighted blanket she often uses on trips was not provided to her, an issue that was “escalated” within the service..." www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...