Someone let me know when Variety publishes a thousand-word essay on why Jared Leto shows that cis white men shouldn't be given lead roles in movies anymore because they clearly can't open a film.

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‘TRON: ARES’ has earned $14.3M in its opening day at the domestic box office. For comparison, ‘MORBIUS’ opened to $17.3M.

You couldn't pay me to watch TRON ARES. Jared Leto doesn't deserve my money or time, fuck him.

4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42

The judge: it is hereby ordered that you are in fact, not like us

"The president seizes on a grant of authority which is only supposed to be exercised in an 'emergency,' declares an endemic problem to be an acute one, then insists courts have no authority to review his emergency determination, no matter how divorced from the facts or law." — @lizdye.bsky.social

as a teen i’d rush to the library & check out the books of the nobel laureate right after they were announced. you know, to beat the crowds

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I, as an atheist, will be saying the fucking rosary. Prays up for the saint that is Dolly Parton.

Someone should start asking why we’re hearing and seeing Stephen Miller so much all of a sudden.

You look like you have a healthy kidney to spare -me flirting

Sounds like Republicans ought to get all the Republicans who form the Republican majorities in the Republican-led House and the Republican-led Senate together to pass the budget that Republicans wrote with the Republican White House and that Republicans now insist absolutely must be passed.

Ready for Halloween?

Don't you wanna know how we keep starting fires? It's my desire.

Another fun fact about this project: We're printing it at a small-town newspaper in Minnesota. Your subscription supports local, independent journalism when and where it's most needed.

What yall did to Target is the same thing you need to do with Ticketmaster. Fuck those concerts. You need your money more than Beyonce does.

They played "No Time for Caution" live and the it was a religious experience.

Holy fuck boys, we found ourselves at quite the show.

Emerging from the long gray fog of cancer & I got approval from my medical team to start a regular workout plan to both improve my health & then work to maintain it. How come everything wants me to be "JACKED" or only offers comical options for training? What if I just wanna be healthy?

The dude just declared war on the country and youre still trying to make a deal with him.

Stephanie and Najia started "Deafies for Zohran" to make this movement accessible to their community. They even created a signature hand sign for “Zohran.” Sign up for a shift and wave 👋🏻 the next time you’re canvassing in Jackson Heights!

Make the president do a single push up on camera if it all starts with physical fitness and appearance, then. Hell, I'll settle for footage of him jogging.

It's been lost in the insanity of everything else in the Orange Turd's administration, but OpSec is such a fucking joke to them.

I say this not to be cruel, but a lot of cis people whose partners transitioned after they got together have not yet figured out how to use their privilege to be an ally, advocate, and accomplice to their loved one, and I desperately need some of y'all to get your shit together.

There's two people that could have this role: Mr. LeVar Burton and Mr. Mychal the Librarian! This is the best news I have heard in a truly incredible amount of time.

yeah they're just murdering random people on these boats

Still cant believe we're getting netherite nautilus armor BEFORE netherite horse armor 😭😭#minecraft

The near daily barrage of deadly mass shootings in America feels like low level warfare against normal citizens who just want to live in peace. And because people keep electing Republicans who won’t do anything about it there’s no solution in sight.

I became allergic to alcohol in my 20's, so I had a few years with beer and I gotta say that Brewdog's "Elvis AF" is a right fucking fine NA beer that I strongly recommend to those of you also allergic or looking to cut back on your alcohol intake.

Technoblade with a spear would have been an unstoppable force. Technoplane + Spear = Death From Above

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Happy birthday @dropout.tv.

Next time our kids get sick and pop a fever, gonna tell them it is a no go on Tylenol, but luckily the same guy said we can inject bleach, and he is backed up by both a guy who likes chainsaws AND the brain worm that is *inside* the guy likes chainsaws. (There is no evidence of a "Ratatouille" BTW)

So, they're deporting children who are US citizens -- except they're not?

Sam Reich and Hank Green being Trogdor fans checks out. TROGODOR! THE BURNINATOR!

Handing out Tylenol for Halloween this year. This next generation is going to build a world class high speed rail system in the US.

Eric Adams telling his tailor he's going for the "Ric Flair if he was Jewish" vibe

"Isn’t it great that we’ve descended so far into an authoritarian cult of personality that even Trump’s hand-picked officials aren’t comfortable inquiring as to whether Dear Leader accidentally posted a DM on main and instead have to treat his every action as divinely ordained?"

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@gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social A Mr. Hands reference, for real dawg?

Crowd Control (@crowdcontroldo.bsky.social) is superb. Episode two is hilarious and the comedian line-up was phenomenal. @jacquisneal.bsky.social clearly understands the cadence and pacing needed for different comedians as well, he is a truly superb host. @dropout.tv has another hit here.

Was not expecting the wonderful @bjcolangelo.bsky.social to cameo on the second episode of @crowdcontroldo.bsky.social!

Regardless of how any of us felt about Kirk, it is *devastating* that his kids and wife will never see him again. That's a horrifying, traumatic thing for anyone to go through, and I do hope they hang in there. Kindness, not violence, should be our aim in life, always.

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WE GOT OUR "WAKE UP DEAD MAN" TICKETS!

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