Paraguay are the absolute antithesis of Cape Verde. #PARFRA

Au revoir et bon débarras #PARFRA

France 3-0 up in yellow cards. Laughable. #PARFRA

This ref should play no further part in the tournament. #PARFRA

No yellow cards for Paraguay. Absurd. #PARFRA

We'll see whether they've got anything now. #PARFRA

France have been pretty poor so far, tbh. #PARFRA

"They're making very good tactical fouls, Paraguay". Fuck off. #PARFRA

Come on France. Rid us of this tedious team. #PARFRA

Cape Verde wins, is eliminated, 3-2.

cabo verde is the first team to lose in the round of 32 and win the world cup

Truly love how Cabo Verde came to *play*

Some of you are still posting about politics and I need you to understand that Bluesky is now a Cabo Verde stan platform thank you for your attention

OK, he's quite good. #ARGCPV

You certainly can't accuse Cape Verde of giving Argentina too much respect. #ARGCPV

Oh, it's Messi, so it must be a foul. #ARGCPV

Stephen Pollard comes to mind for some reason.

Heroic performance by the sub keeper there. Proper penalty specialist. #AUSEGY

Only one team seems to be trying to win this #AUSEGY

Peter Mandelson – the great genius at the heart of New Labour. Dominic Cummings – the great genius at the heart of 'Leave'. Nick Timothy – the great genius at the.... Morgan McSweeney – the great genius.... Can we ban all alleged great geniuses and cast them into outer darkness forever?

Might mute "The North"

Win or lose in the final, England Women have been great in the Women's T20 WC. #thecricket

My typically controversial view on this is that people who like hotels should book hotels and people who like Airbnbs should book Airbnbs. Or maybe a bit of both, depending on the trip. Sorry to be so boring about it.

I may be in a tiny minority, but I find the abuse Lisa Nandy gets on here (even if she is poor at her job, which I'm not really tuned in enough to comment on) quite disturbing.

Sweden pretty much in damage limitation mode now. #FRASWE

I guess we can all go to bed now. #FRASWE

Well I didn't expect to read that

I think France might score soon. #FRASWE

Good game. Would've liked both teams to go through, tbh. #CIVNOR

Sensational goal #CIVNOR

Have they spent the large part of their retirement to date perfecting the smug twat look?

I actually wanted Germany to win last night. They weren't very good, but I can't say I"m relishing the prospect of another game involving Paraguay. #GERPAR

Rubbish, there was one a couple of hours ago #GERPAR

"The dark horses have been bucked out of the saddle again." Make this commentary stop, ITV!

Horse saddle what bollocks? #BRAJPN

"That's Brazil in a nutshell". Very good, Lee Dixon, even if unintended. #BRAJPN

I was waiting for somebody to do this. Sound on.

New Zealand win the match by 160 runs and the series 2-1 in a magnificent performance that can't be overshadowed by England's shenanigans and Ben Stokes. Bowling strength reduced before and during the match made up for by fielding and Daryl Mitchell and a team that knows it a team. Bravo! 🇳🇿 #ENGvNZ

England lose another series to another very professional team, gritty fighters, no egos, captain stood down mid series, no panic, just got on with playing excellent test cricket. Well done NZ 👏👏🏏

When I tried to check in the desk attendant called me classist for wanting to book a room when some people have never had a room

Boring old New Zealand, eh, with their sensible good cricket. Why can't they be entertainers like our boys? #thecricket

Good to see Tongue protecting Smith from the strike #thecricket #ENGvNZ

Smith and Atkinson showing how you can play normal cricket on this pitch for at least an hr or 2 making a mockery of Stokes, Macullum and Brooks decision. #EngNZ

Forget the study — where can I get a hat like that

As should Key.

McCullum should follow Stokes out the door after this #ENGvNZ

Embarrassing, arrogant and idiotic from England. Who the fuck do they think they are? #ENGvNZ

No idea what Stokes is playing at here. Very strange. #ENGvNZ

The greatest innings I've ever seen. Bar none.

To me, that's cinema www.instagram.com/reel/DaHmqoz...