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If there's anything I hope young creatives take from David Lynch, it's to reject the modern IP-driven impulse to explicitly explain and cleanly categorize the logic behind every single event and decision inside and outside of a story at least some of the time.

My girlfriend wanted to try femdom, so we did. Wearing high heels, she kicked me so hard in the bollocks that they swelled up and I had to go to hospital because of the pain. They found early stage testicular cancer. My girlfriend's bollock kicking fantasy saved my life.

I spent two and a half years editing a Football Manager database to make it just as it was in the early 90s when I started watching football. Players, managers, leagues, kits, transfers; all over the world. It is perfect. I've never played a game with it though.

I DREW ONE THING TODAY!

Radon xkcd.com/3037

Liberalism as an ideology has failed and produced global capitalism and climate change. It defends private property and individualism. If you identify with it that’s your issue. Most people walking around are not self aware ideological liberals aligning themselves with the philosophy.

entire replihoof in my ass

this is incredible stuff. most state DOTs would spend tens of billions on highway expansions to try and see numbers like this (that wouldn’t even pan out anyway thanks to induced demand lol)

Ursula K. LeGuin on technology

my favorite pipsqueak #SIGNALIS #SIGNALISfanart

The year is 2035. I meet President AOC in the Oval Office. "You've done well," she says. "By telling men to dress gay, you've lowered the population rate by 90%, thereby reducing carbon emissions." She slides me a manilla envelope. I can now afford a home in a walkable neighborhood

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It's actually peak. Dedicated thumbs-up button. Boobs visible at all times. Girls shooting other girls and having to mercy-kill them as they drop the floor groaning and panting. Collectables are just yuri sketches

EULR等

Sincerely delighted to discover, 45 minutes into this nearly-wordless three-hour documentary about French monks who take vows of silence, that among the reasons they *can* talk is "to make sure the monastery cats know when it's mealtime by making little kitty-calling noises at them."

an airport rail line using a combination of an existing regional passenger and freight alignment and an elevated alignment along the freeway with an elevated station at the airport. it's sad we don't know how to build this anymore. if only the technology existed to do this in Melbourne

I wanna hear the Johnny Cash version

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when it gets warmer ill shave my legs i think

need to see replisex

remind me 2 watch this

God Record of the Lodoss Wars OVA is so "generic DnD where no one has an interesting character and nothing interesting ever happened" and the animators are going at 400% and it rules

domme kolibri sub storch

Ethnically homogenous territories aren't real. They're an illusion conjured by the limitations of maps. You zoom in to any place and the complexity overwhelms. The only places that come close are the ones where states have used violence to *try and make reality conform to the map*.

it's weird that an entire us political party is just "we want to do maximum cruelty" and the democrats are like "it's important to listen to these people and take their positions seriously"

some of you could fall in love with this

Siren #signalis #illustration #fanart

Jesse Brown, brave defiant truth teller that holds a fire to the feet of Canadian media, has distorted the words of a journalist because of an unsourced reddit thread from an anonymous account and didn't bother to reach out.

my friends already call me Climax Connoisseur. I have asked them to stop several times

Stonch!!! #signalis

Meet Noah Samuel Cron and Aidan Andrew Harding of Pittsburgh Pennsylvania

dekoharenz pulling me back into signalis space. i wuv replika.

legacy medias overall failure in the modern age has led bad faith actors like elon musk to further erode the faith in any truth at all, fact doesn’t matter, all that matters is that something FEELS true

fanart of vier and gelb from the fic DEKOHÄRENZ ❤️ because they are just too cute #SIGNALIS #SIGNALISFanart

hair test

elster warm up #signalis

elster do the moe moe kyun for chat pls #SIGNALIS #signalisfanart