Kinda hoping Fire Emblem Shadows skips right to adding Panther as a unit, not gonna lie.

And thus "gets gold medal temporarily stripped for marijuana use" is no longer the worst drug related event involving a Canadian Olympic snowboarder.

"I'm concerned that you're getting in the way of free expression by both myself as a consumer and my friends as producers of LGBT+ content." yellat.money

So is the most accurate name for the Switch Uno version of today's Bamco announcement "Tales of Berseria Demastered"?

Hey-o

If you're wondering how this feral cat got a Mega Evolution in Legends: Z-A, its name literally is Z to A: meet Mega Zeraora.

Good day! Part 73 of my look at the world of wrestling in 1990 is now available! Sarge goes full Iraqi sympathizer, Hot Stuff wins a car, Scott Steiner continues Running the Gauntlet, I talk way too much about the Maritimes, and more! #wrestlesky 🤼 ryehenmac84.substack.com/p/ryan-navig...

I'm at the Target boycott, I'm at the Starbucks boycott, I'm at the combination Target boycott and Starbucks boycott

So you're telling me all of the shit writing in Fire Emblem Heroes the last 8.75 years is because it was written by a nine year old-presenting bored god? (Also, Ash Ketchum declared Ragnarok.)

There is nothing related to The Keighley Wank that should be construed as "leaking", the show itself is doing that.

Wish I was good enough at parody to do the "Poob Has It For You" post for Steam key sellers.

Metroid Prime 4: Beyond implies the existence of Metroid Prime 2: Bed and Metroid Prime 3: Bath.

I haven't read the Bible in a while, but I'm pretty sure parts of both Testaments would call this bullshit.

Time to start ironically liking Myles and demanding amiibo, on the Smash roster, things of that nature

He does this every Friday.

Yeah, possibly. Metroid is to software what the Steam Deck is to hardware.

Metroid may lead all franchises in Discourse:Sales ratio.

Everyone deserves health care, housing, and UBI regardless of whether they live in a red or blue state.

Oh, so they're FUCKED fucked.

I think Pokemon Insurgence called this by a decade?

Side effect of the 56 hour pre-credits: didn't have to do post-credits grinding to get the 1000 battles.

I'd like to think this is being done solely because there's plenty of things to hit scalpers with at a hardware store.

My takeaway from every new Epstein revelation is that some powerful people victimized many powerless young women, many more knew, some actively enabled it--and we're still being told that MeToo and accountability for sexual violence have gone too far

Finally, Gabecube

Given that already happened, and the PS2 is a perpetually moving target...

the very nasty people of Avalanche have been very unfair and hurt our beautiful mako reactors which are so green, so beautiful, we love them, we're all going to see mother

I look forward to the riots when it's announced that Saros and MLB The Show 26 are doing the same thing as Pokopia.

After spending perhaps too much time in Lumiose, @nwrdonald.bsky.social has returned a review of Pokemon Legends: Z-A

Who wants to start a rumor that the Switch eShop will last another 47 years

A fun thing about the Pokémon TCG Pocket game is that now that they have added an option to give each other a card a day for free, we’re all just out here helping each other complete sets.

(Insert Ed Zitron face here)

What you should be doing with that money is donating to an Extra Life campaign or Child's Play or something. You can get the trailers from Wario64 et al.

Rolling credits on Z-A. Review next week in gaming magazines.

All this proving once more that The Game Awards is nothing more than a hollow advertisement, designed explicitly for profit. It's not here for acknowledging cultural achievement, improving the industry or celebrating workers. We should really stop glorifying this event as a 'celebration of games'.

I am going to find the person who hasn't changed Beldum's catch rate from "legendary" and slap them with an Alpha Seaking.

If you're wondering how this will go Square Enix handed off their mobile Octopath game to NetEase who immediately started using ChatGPT to translate everything resulting in text like this. When players complained they started asking fans to fix their translations in exchange for in-game currency

This week's sign of the apocalypse:

It was announced that Z-A Pokemon could not be transferred to previous Pokemon games when Home support comes online: now we know why, as the Mega Dimension DLC is increasing the level cap.

the fuck is Baxcalibur doing getting a Mega before gatling gun Dragapault

The financial results call was followed by a shareholder briefing, and Nintendo has gone beyond six colors AND confirmed what most suspect about their game dev priorities.

I've seen enough. The Switch is the most shipped hardware in Nintendo history.

It's a good thing when you have to raise most estimates by 20-25% after financial results, right?

can’t tell if my antidepressants aren’t working or if they just weren’t built for this. like, zoloft was introduced in the 90s it barely needed to work then. if you got sad you could just buy a house.

Aw man, they replaced Ball Guy with Jared Leto

BRB deleting the mlb app