Please join me for a rousing round of: lol, get fucked aftermath.site/sora-shutdown-...

They’re called Meta Glasses because if you’re wearing a pair everyone assumes you’ve never meta woman.

- Magus (Chrono Trigger) - (name)'s Nightmare (Earthbound) - Cynthia (Pokemon Platinum) and The Pokemon Wielder (Pokemon Legends: Arceus) - Mustafa (Fire Emblem: Awakening)

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Mega Man beats me to get this ability.

March 20 - April 2, $99 Nintendo eShop Gift Cards are 20% off at Best Buy in-store Reminder: eShop credit can be used to buy both physical and digital on the Nintendo Store Via the Video Game Deals Canada Sub https://buff.ly/aDA8MeQ

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Joe Greene never slept. He waited.

God help us if there’s a banger Nintendo Direct anytime soon

A great reminder here about the power of Paper Towns (or indeed, just good honest old fashioned errors) in terms of their power to help expose content-robbing bastards. I still use paper towns regularly & have lost count of the number of thieves I've caught with it. kotaku.com/pokemon-poko...

As promised (threatened?) on the 27th, we now have Pokemon XD with no Colosseum yet. www.nintendoworldreport.com/news/74808/g...

brb, laying $20 on Polymarket for "Kalshi shuts down due to lawsuit".

Probably good to hide something that's going to create support nightmares for both them and 3rd parties in the patch notes.

primary use cases for AI, an ongoing list: - pornslop - academic fraud - eroding our collective sense of truth - cyberpsychosis - dementia acceleration - fucking a jagged hole through the arts - search engine enshittification - fascist panopticon - anti-intellectualism - war crimes

Use promo code AROUNDTHECRIT for 1000 Poke in free bets and check out the same match parlay for "low roll Earthquake" and "paralyzing Body Slam on the switch-in".

Did NVIDIA hire fans [derogatory]?

I've got two weeks to play the demo for FF7 Remake and decide if it's worth a 40%-off flyer. Is it good or 2KH5Me?

Common Business Idiot L

@84play.bsky.social Not sure if someone explained why the Pragmata date change cancelled eShop preorders:

Correction: The 20th, which is an ingame anniversary. Still doesn't rule out anything, though. www.reddit.com/r/FireEmblem...

Something was spotted in a #FireEmblemHeroes datamine for the 26th of this month. That lines up with such announcements as "3DS/Wii U eShop closing", "no more vouchers", "3DS/Wii U online closing", and "Dragalia Lost EoS".

In honour of Steve Austin Day, I'm going to WHAT my way through an entire meeting until I'm asked to leave.

I don't think you'll have to beg too hard to get Nyla to work stiff.

How the heck did Greg get a hold of a Super Famicom @radiofreenintendo.bsky.social

HAPPY "THE WHOLE PLOT OF THE ZERO ESCAPE GAMES STARTS TODAY" DAY the one and only that will be watch out for snails

Happy March 15. Here is my favorite Ides of March meme:

Unfortunately, I have to root for Italy and Japan to boatrace Puerto Rico and Venezuela today at the World Baseball Classic.

The guy who did Buddhism slightly wrong:

The Edmonton Elks are having a Boggle tournament to raise bail money for their inside linebacker.

Imagine kicking away a guy actively having a seizure just to get your shit in. Absolutely disgraceful.

happy Mar13 day to those who celebrate!

Just staring at the wall wondering how people underestimated demand for a game with f,÷>ing Pokémon right there in the title.

He does this every Friday the 13th.

The Simpsons: "Krusty Gets Kancelled" is an allegory about the dangers of puppets." Techbros: "We have successfully created Gabbo from the classic Simpsons episode 'Krusty Gets Cancelled'."

This is an Xbox

I’m not going to link to that bad Twitter propaganda video of the government bombing Iran set to Wii Sports footage but I think Nintendo’s legal department should continue to sue our government for every penny they’re worth.

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

I would like to announce my retirement from Xerox Canada*. * Donald was laid off from Xerox in 2017

Poke-cology getting a sequel or something else...?

It’s my Dad’s birthday and he isn’t here anymore, so I’m sharing a remaster of the podcast episode we recorded in late 2015. It’s all about Elvis Presley, who Dad got to see twice in concert. Hope you enjoy it. drive.google.com/file/d/1ALiQ...

Hold my calls / emails / etc www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKuG...

When it gets an investor release from Nintendo, you know the game had a good opening weekend. So it goes with Pokemon Pokopia. www.nintendoworldreport.com/news/74723/p...

Somebody: “We’re running out of deadly and/or evil things from classic literature to name our product after. What will we do now?” Final Fantasy: “I got you.”

(counts number of featured Pokemon) (has to use toes) Bruh

Has a presenter ever been laughed out of a GDC conference before?