You can't spell "CIA" without "AI."

President Gavin Newsom attends the 2029 thunderdome MMA tournament on the white house lawn, but is shaking his head so we know he disapproves

screaming crying shidding throwing up dying

The hitBox attack collision system implies the existence of a pleasureBox.

There shouldn’t be landlords at all bro

New way to view these Data Centers that are draining the communities they implant themselves in... draining resources for slop

My first wife died in a tragic collision when she got caught between level geometry and an invisible wall. I can still hear the rapid fire ragdoll sound it made before she clipped through the map

“Wait 2 days until contacting her” is because of the cooldown timer

the secret to attracting women is to find their favorite item and give them 10 or more of it until their favorability of you is at the max level

Saw a reply qp arguing physics in a vacuum and thought, “hmm, the og post must be about space biomechs” and I officially need to touch grass

my favorite one

The monthly discourse has dropped to < 2 weeks. Concerning

It’s always, “waaah, the Nazis at the other place are nice to me!” At least spice up the discourse with something like, “Bluesky is Zion in the Matrix where you think you’re free but it’s actually a giant garbage disposal for people rejecting the system!” idk throw in scifi or some shit

Unreal 6? More like unreal dicks

Epic has announced Unreal Engine 6. It's a 20% bigger number than 5, making it the biggest number they have ever announced. Unfortunately it fell short of the last major update (4 to 5), which was a whopping 25% increase.

Metal Slug if it was Italian

I have this idea for a game and I need my brain to shut the fuck up because I’m not even close to being done with the one I’m working on. It’s like a domino effect of ideas and it feels like I’m wasting creative juice thinking about it

Me whenever I see a stupid cop mustache

This is me whenever I see that stupid cop mustache

Saw someone make an essay on how zero parades is “za/um’s apology” and idk they can apologize by dropping the lawsuits… And by making every worker a member of the board

i simply would not work on and release games wearing za/um's skin

Is this what hacking feels like?

I want to play GTA6, but I also want to crash the economy more

god i hope all the billionaires go to mars lmao

Everyone who worked on a video game needs to be in the credits: aftermath.site/video-game-cre...

Student loan payments are starting again and the pedo insurrectionists are getting a payout. Really cool country we got

Socialism is not, “when you get money for no work”. You’re thinking of capitalism - a system where you can make money by just owning things

Really fucking tiring seeing people use the fact that we are materially better than tenant farmers in 1600s France to say things can’t get better actually Yes, we’re better off than shitting to death in a ditch. Yes, we actually can do better than working 2 jobs and dying from no medical care.

Was watching noclip’s documentary on Disco Elysium and thought it was interesting that the lead writer said he knows what the pale isn’t and it’s not a metaphor for climate change. Seems like you should let an audience interpret your work how they want to when you set up a mystery like that.

“Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?”

I *personally* wouldn’t get on a rocket, but I will advocate for all CEOs to get on rockets no questions asked.

it's for communists. get the fuck out

Elrond shoulda cast that motherfucker Isildur into the fire

Sick of hearing, “this guy fucks!” NO. I do not fuck. Fucking is work and I don’t labor without pay because I have class solidarity.

Violent reactionaries could get millions in pay outs from your taxes and there are no politicians with plans to punish and reverse the fascist project happening right now. Mad? Start here:

There's many reasons the Pinkertons are enemies in RDR2

The same people who now say they never needed leftists in the dem party were the ones crying that leftists were responsible for Kamala losing because they didn’t want to vote for genocide and I think that’s pretty funny “We’ll win without you!” You guys don’t win

my advice is make a game before the futility of making things sets in

wish I could post more, but a lot of my thoughts are too common like, thinking of fried chicken for dinner and why won’t god let me die

you know how they name hurricanes? they should name disease outbreaks after billionaires.

A visit to Dr Marx. #SocialistSunday

Touching grass just got intriguing