Trump has even found a way to piss off the military nerds

The phenomenon where people watch a video and then make their own video testing what they saw needs to stop. 90% of these could be prevented by 2 minutes of research

The rare moment you actually look at the broken clock when it's displaying the right time

MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported? NOEM: We haven't deported veterans MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea

Lmao nice job chargers

Idiocracy carls jr Tom Kenney ass economy

The anthropomorphic shit and piss in the Hugees commercial is wild

McDonald's is going to start giving people free healthcare so that they live long enough to buy more McDonald's

I was thinking about the Coca-Cola AI ad and how poorly that went for them when I realized that Coca-Cola doesn't really need to spend money on advertising. Think about it. Probably everyone on earth knows about coke, what it is, and what it tastes like. Why even advertise anymore?

Get Donald Trump out of the commentators box for the love of God. Great way to ruin a broadcast

What a beautiful sounding car alarm youtu.be/jcutNFPwXPE

I want to be a wise old man that gives sage advice to weary travelers

Do other animals forget what they are doing as soon as they enter a different room?

Here me out Nintendo. Pikachu de gallo

Society will let you chase dragons as long as they're the right ones.

I drink one of these every day but my teeth still hurt and now my stomach does too. This is bullshit

Why are we so hellbent on replacing ourselves for short temporary profits?

Every public bathroom stall door latch is just a puzzle waiting to be solved

How is there a login queue for skate. Buy some more server space EA

Just discovered this math rock band Nurture Nurture and the music is fantastic. Well executed and deeply emotional youtu.be/hcAM6NmO62E

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

Who's out here drying their tomatoes in the sun

Life is about finding things you love and following them with everything you've got. The tricky thing is finding the things you love for no reason and shouldn't, then leaving them for good.

I want to start a video essay YouTube channel but I don't want to do any of the work involved with that 😂

Anybody who's ever built a wall would know that it's keeping you in as much as it's keeping something out. Something the U.S. should think about

Just charged and booted up my old kindle with the intent of using it to read a book. It still works just fine 18 years later. Amazon might not be a perfect company but by God was the original kindle kickass

New spaghetti themed metal band. I'm calling it Slurp Token

Can somebody get rid of all the plastic surgeons in California? They keep ruining people's faces

Do stick bugs know they look like sticks or do they just freeze near predators out of instinct and think that that is what keeps them alive?

Creating is incredibly difficult

They should sell cookies at bars.

But what if it was not made by AI?

We can do it everybody www.avibagla.com/blueskydicti...

If you have me a styrofoam apple and a red delicious, I would not be able to tell the difference

You know you're dead when you go a day without experiencing anything new

🎶This is major ground to tom control 🎶

One of the biggest problems with the world is that fools are always so sure and certain about everything and intelligent people are so full of doubts and uncertainties.

I think in our case we need to take it up to Diderot levels. #NoKings

sometimes i feel like the republican party is a big tornado that is coming to kill me. and the democratic party is the rickety shed that i'm hiding in. and i say "we should really fix this shed, because it's not doing much." and people say "what? why aren't you criticizing the tornado instead?!"

Dry heaving is a great abdomen workout!

🚨BREAKING: 300+ NIH employees call out the harm of censorship & politicized science in scathing email to Bhattacharya, demanding an end to political interference, a lift on funding freezes, & rehiring of fired staff whose work saves lives. This is historic - insiders are blowing the whistle. 🧵(1/5)

My dog is badass

Sure, we can all commit random acts of kindness, but do you have the guts to commit random acts of mental instability?

RIP smike

No matter how bad you imagine smallpox was, it was worse than that.

Dying of lactase outer toler ants

I'm watching borris Johnson on a very old episode of top gear UK. He's insufferable

You ever get done in the bathroom and just walk like this back to your room because it's not that far and you're probably just going to leave your pants off when you get there anyway?