I have a joke about Paige Guthrie, but the thought of telling it makes me feel like I'm coming out of my skin. is this anything

I haven't read this yet, but based solely on the blurb, a conclusion that makes just as much sense is that children with high SOCIAL aptitude flourish in the traditional school environment.

Ahead of its time

It’s the 57th anniversary today of French researcher Michel Gauquelin offering the people of Paris free personal horoscopes — and then sending all 150 respondents the horoscope of Marcel Petiot, France’s most notorious mass murderer

i have written a roughly equal number of poems about love and poems about buses

Dream on, Sluggo

this asshole snoozing it up while I file our taxes 👺 #dogs

Not to downplay the beauty of nature on its merits, but I do think the wood in the foreground looks like an anthropomorphized rabbit playing a guitar #MaynardMA

It really says something about the repression present in american society that I am not constantly being stopped on the street by people who want to tell me how beautiful I am????

Photographer Lee Miller (left) and Tanja Ramm, breakfast in bed at Lee’s Paris studio, 1931 #womensart #SundayMorning

this is objectively hot, right? it's not just me

That’s the distinction between Star Wars and Star Trek. In Star Wars the ultimate evil is a tempter figure, it’s Satan, it’s someone whispering look what you can have if you learn to hate. In Star Trek the ultimate evil is a voice impassively telling you to stop caring, it doesn’t matter if you care

✨Plant Spotlight🔎✨: Aristolochia arborea is a tree native to El Salvador, Guatemala & Mexico, w/ flowers that mimic the appearance & scent of mushrooms 🍄‍🟫 This attracts fungal gnats that carry pollen from plant to plant, aiding in the pollination of this species 🪰🌸 #plantappreciationday #NYBGscience

It is simply a real mistake to let the evil heartless people in the world cause you to become more evil and heartless

UK artist Jane Perkins creates artworks by #recycling found and waste materials such as plastic toys, beads, buttons and shells #WomensArt

Toby, the Learned Pig

Ruth Miller, artist who creates hand-embroidered portraits from her studio on the Mississippi Gulf Coast #womensart

Look at that face. St. Lawrence was an early treasurer of the Church, and when the Roman emperor Valerian demanded he hand over the riches, he gathered a bunch of poor people, disabled people, widows etc, and said, "this is our true wealth," and now he's the patron saint of COMEDIANS

This whole thread is A+.

you're gonna wanna see this

Remember that guy whose wife got picked up by ICE and he was like “this is a nightmare, this is awful, still support Trump though!”, I don’t think people learn from suffering in a rational way, certainly not in a way you can predict, goading on suffering might do the exact opposite of what you hope

Without saying your age who was your animated crush

wondering if it's worth doing a psychological deep-dive on a character who has reached higher echelons of a secret society and also reads his young daughter's diary and then gloats to her about it

Signs of spring, ranked.

Arundhati Roy, "Another world is not only possible, she is on her way. On a quiet day, I can hear her breathing."

One time I found a magic pen and this happened

every time Elon suffers my health replenishes like Link in a fairy fountain

"How can the new world come?"

This video is funnier without context, but it is worth noting that Myra is vibing here despite a scary thunderstorm outside. (Song is "Smile Jamaica" by Chronixx.) #dogs #reggae

Weird: on either side of this mural there is a child with water (?) gathered in its skirts, being pulled away from the naked man by its hair

Urban trees, even small ones, can reduce water run off by 25%!

The raised hand is reportedly meant to indicate blessing, but this sure does look like world-spanking.

.... Sciatica?

What services do insects provide, and what would the world be like without them? 🪲 Watch the interview on pesticides and #InsectDecline with @paneurope.bsky.social and @davegoulson.bsky.social 🔽 www.pan-europe.info/blog/pestici... #Entomology #SaveOurInsects #InsectScience

Happy 97th birthday to this diary entry and #LifeGoals moment from Virginia Woolf

You have to wonder if anybody in the 40s read this and was like ugh, virtue-signalling, can't I just read about a guy punching airplanes in peace

"we stand for the rule of law."

This is true. We don’t know the lifespan of Yellow Birch because they are commonly hollow. Despite this, we have documented one at 363 years and another one that is 406 years. Although dead, we have documented 4 of 10 Paper Birch 210-223 yrs

Venus fly-trap (Dionaea muscipula) flowering at work today :)

The face I make when I finally admit my tech start-up can't cover its expenses and I must return to the home of my human, whom I loathe.

this is another thing I'm going to start saying

gonna start saying this to myself

Is Team Rocket opposed to that system though? Sort of a Trumpian justification to say "our society is problematic in how we treat these Pokemon, therefore it's cool for me to commit lots of unrelated crimes"

Honey bees are domesticated animals introduced from Europe — and aren't endangered, unlike many of North America's over 3600 species of native bees. Honey bees crowd out native bees from food & spread diseases to them. Instead of adding another hive, plant native flowers! xerces.org/blog/want-to...

Thursday, April 3: Join me for a virtual workshop exploring how poets/artists can meet this moment. I don't have answers, but will share examples, tools, tactics. It's part of this @buttonpoetry.bsky.social series: you can register just for mine, or explore others: buttonpoetry.com/product/butt...

What is it about the jumping spider that tips it over from freaky and terrifying to goofy and adorable? It is definitely not the jumping