Update part 4 Had a CT and some bloodwork today. Chemo starts 6/10. Doing 3 mo. Infusion every 3 wks and pills at home. Nervous about swallowing the pills and some of the side fx but overall I feel great about everything. Thank you all for your support, I love ya ❤️ Reminder to get your fiber!! 💩

I wonder if anyone has ever named a pet Matthew

Days of the week in order of word length: Friday Sunday Monday Tuesday Saturday Thursday Wednesday

God I’m so lonely

God I’m so lonely

Update for awareness part 3 Well it turns out I have cancer after all 😅 Just had surgery to remove part of my colon and everything went well! Feel so much better today and hopefully going home tomorrow. Doc still has to look at lymph nodes so I may need some chemo but I feel good about everything.

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Update for awareness! Just had my second colonoscopy (this one with EMR) to remove a larger polyp that couldn’t be removed during my first one. Everything went well! Doc still has to review to make sure there is no cancer but she feels good about it.

Cord lovin’

I made prints!

To all my 40 something friends out there: please please get a colonoscopy as soon as you can after turning 45 or sooner if you have family history and insurance covers it. Had a scare recently (I’m ok but feel like I dodged a bullet) and I’m so glad I got one when I did.

My dog made a heart in the snow this morning. Happy early Valentine’s Day everyone 🥰

When Epstein Island gets a little crowded Collab with @paulgoodenough.bsky.social

This comic is for anyone who has been treated like garbage just for being different

This comic is for anyone who has been treated like garbage just for being different

Hey Brands, I don’t give a shit about your new AI “feature” and in fact it makes me dislike you and want to cancel my subscription. Instead tell me what you are doing to give back to the community and help the environment. This is the only way you will get me to care about you.

New years

New years

🎄🥛

*Green Hill Zone theme intensifies*

I am level 2 and have accepted that I’m not evolving further

Sometimes just being is enough

Waiting for the day when there is a remake of The Notebook but Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams play the old versions

Many years ago back in the Tumblr days I had this idea to start a blog called Megafest which would have been a massive poster for an event that had all sorts of ridiculous activities and each post would add on to the bottom of it and it would essentially never end.

If you have 13 albums that all came out in 2025 you are instantly getting blocked It’s funny how AI people can’t even practice some small level of restraint

Push back

I continue to be blown away. So honored that my work has affected so many others ❤️

I’m absolutely blown away by the response to my last comic. I made it to help me process my mom’s death but never imagined it would touch so many others.

The Last Goodbye

The Last Goodbye

One time I got really high and thought this was the best idea I ever had

Happy belated Nov 1 guys

Happy belated Nov 1 guys

💯

🍂

There he is

There he is

Breakfast & Lunch

Incredible alternate ending, thank you @treepdx.com :)

Breakfast & Lunch

I hope so bottle cap

Calling people cringey is cringey

7 ways billionaires are actually good for humanity: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7.

↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → b a start = unlimited groin pokes

↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → b a start = unlimited groin pokes

Poor guy

Poor guy

Don’t believe your brain if it tells you you aren’t good enough