Just here to remind everyone that I loved Travis Kelce before Taylor did.

I went to Philadelphia and all I got was a fun time with friends and a day at the ocean ✨️🌊

Ear infections after age 5 should be illegal. This is a child's problem. I pay taxes. I monitor my cholesterol. I respect traffic laws. I should not be made to deal with a silly little* earache as an adult. *REALLY FUCKING PAINFUL GOD WHY

And back, he spurred like a madman, shrieking a curse to the sky With a white rope smoking behind him and his rapier brandished high!

Wesley, my love. The only boy I'll ever truly love... unless my sister has another boy 😅

No. Put it back. I love sharks more than the average bear. Put. It. Back.

I just need one person to tell me they're familiar with The Highwayman by Alfred Noyes.

USE SUNSCREEN GO GET YOUR SKIN CHECKED

99% sure @heytorch.bsky.social wrote this.

Oh god one of my favorite authors just followed me on Instagram and now I have to be chill about fangirling in my story every other week.

Half the time, my 3 year old niece speaks so surprisingly clearly and half the time I have absolutely no idea what the fuck she's saying.

Dear God. If you enjoy historical fiction, WWII era noir, and a gorgeously-portrayed sapphic love story, give The Shadow Series by J.E. Leak a read -- or better yet, give it a listen because... Abby Craden. Immediate favorite series of all time. So sad its over.

OMFG if anyone has read/listened to the Shadow Series by J.E. Leak, I'm about to start the final book and I swear if Kathryn and Jenny dont simultaneously win WWII and also fall back into each other's arms, I WILL QUIT BOOKS ALTOGETHER. I laid under the the stars and CRIED on my BIRTHDAY for them.

Happy 7th Gotcha Day to my soul mate. I love you endlessly, Luca. No caveats.

Ordered 3 AM birthday pancakes because I'm pretty sure thems the rules.

After being a chronically monogamous person from 19-31, I've not thought about dating for the last ~2½ years. I want to know who I am on my own. As of 90 min ago, I'm 34 and while I'm not where I want to be, I know myself a little better and have allowed other kinds of relationships to take center

Like...idk nearly 4 years ago?? I bought @whoaakelseyy.bsky.social a basic Ryobi drill because she lived in a house and had virtually no tools and she has blatantly denied its usefulness ever since. UNTIL TODAY. RIGHT NOW. VIC. TO. RY.

Stargazing with my favorite girl.

Sapphic espionage/FBI procedural novels are going to be my actual undoing. That's 121.5 hours this month...SO FAR...

What the fuck is a sleep schedule and how do I buy one

i feel like fried pickle spears would solve all of my problems.

my biggest concern with the concentration camp is that it is

I forgot I had an account on here. Do you people have any idea how much time leaving Twitter has saved me? I can listen to SO MANY MORE AUDIOBOOKS!!!

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I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but the orcas now have two F/A-18 Hornets

Our latest dystopia: using AI to scan students' social media and deport them www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

So anyway one time (yesterday at 5 am) a tornado stopped by my house. Said it was "in the neighborhood" and wanted to say hello -- specifically to the chimney. (I'm fine, Luca is fine, all other damage to the house was minor. But goddamn, what a surreal experience.)

Elon Musk's voice is ALMOST as bad as Trump's. I want neither in my ears.

You have been visited by the blankie gremlin. Give treat or face 17 years of bad luck.

"Okay, this time I'll be the bad guy so I can see other dialogue paths" ... "Okay, THIS time I'll be the bad guy so I can-" ... "Okay, FOR REAL THIS TIME, I'LL BE THE BAD G-" ...

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10/10 doctors agree that I totally hit the jackpot when it comes to grandmas.

Cheerios and TimTams for dinner like an actual champion.

This Ashlyn Harris interview is absolutely mind-numbing.

So about ten years ago I found a small network of bots on Reddit dedicated to spreading hate. The thing about it is that these weren't even responding to political topics - they were just responding to random keywords with insults and hate. The same bots are now here. You should understand why. 🧵

You know why I finally made the switch? To see if @emandras.bsky.social will let me use her reach to crowdsource an answer to this question like that time she had a cold coming on before a con and we all fed her bonkers home remedy ideas. (Oregano oil WORKS, guys...) My mouth HURTS!!! 😩

RT only if you are NOT becoming more conservative as you grow older.