A lady at work was telling me about a stand-up she went to see over the weekend and she goes : “The opener told a lot of jokes about being a lesbian and I thought to myself Rhonda would like this, she’s a lesbian.” Hell yeah ally 😆

No little German boy! Don’t befriend your pink popular roommate! “Oh mein gott, I haf bin changed for güt!”

-An interesting foreign flick. -A weird puppet horror that was a fun idea with poor execution. -A movie I watched because the prequel show was boring me so much I had to go back to a good version. -And another trip to musical gay witch land. #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

What do you mean I have to go back to work AND pay rent on the same day?

Talking to my sister about the new episodes

One of my brothers came in town for the holiday and continued his tradition of loudly announcing “Rhonda’s doing an autism” for everyone when I didn’t grab what he was trying to say right away. That’s super fun. Always good to see you bro

Inside you are two wolves. (One’s an actual wolf. Both are gay.)

My face when episode 1 just started and seeing they’re really doing this love triangle pissing contest again

A mostly really good time. #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

We’re just two friends 🙂 Two good friends 🥹 Two BEST friends 😭

So maybe I shouldn’t have gone to see that movie during my period because it made me a fucking crying mess (complimentary).

Sitting down for Wicked and the lady in front of me is explaining the whole first movie scene by scene to the person with her.

Spy 2. Melissa McCarthy has a new mission and needs Rose Byrne’s intel for whatever reason so the CIA makes her a deal for release to help. Or Pitch Perfect 4. Beca and Chloe just freaking get it on already.

stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.

Treating myself with Wicked in IMAX tonight. Theatre is pretty full and I will be sitting between strangers. None of these bitches better try to sing or partake in shenanigans

It’s time for me to accept and admit something that may shock those who know me: I’m just not enjoying Welcome to Derry.

And the point is Jamie that you can’t spend a single DAY that’s not about YOU! And you & NOTHING but you Marvelous novelist you Isn't he wonderful just 28 The SAVIOR of writing You & you & nothing but YOU Miles & piles of you pushing through windows & bursting through walls en route to the skyyyyyyy

Rewatching Wicked for the first time. Still cursing Ariana Grande’s surprisingly perfect comedic skill. Still missing the alternate universe I created in my head where Nathan Lane was the The Wizard.

Watching this character constantly dismissed and ganged up on for being Muslim is one of the reasons this show was a struggle for me.

9/11 happened during the filming of the movie Master of Disguise and Dana Carvey was fully in the Turtle Man outfit/prosthetics during a silent prayer circle held for the victims.

The human mind is not meant for back to back meetings

-Elizabeth Olson is good at this acting thing -Emily Blunt has the worst night of her life because some stupid loser Nice Guy is too “aww shucks, poor me” to just say Hi like a normal person -A perfectly fine slasher w/gays! -Frankenstein in a theater! #letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched

I’m seeing ppl talk about it again, a reminder that while so many ppl in media get away with the most heinous shit without consequence, Winona Ryder was blacklisted for yrs for stealing clothes from Saks. “It’s cuz she’s a woman” You say I say it’s cuz shoplifting is considered a “poor ppl crime”

Saw someone say they should read file names on tv “so we can all play bingo.” I can’t express how much I hate you, and everyone like you, you fucking disgusting loser. Anyway, hearts to victims & not treating what they went through as a trendy game challenge.

Does anyone remember that kids book series that had book titles that were things like “Vampires Don’t Teach Math” or “Mummies Don’t Drink Lemonade” or “Werewolves Don’t Wear Striped Socks” Does anyone know what I’m talking about?

Sometimes you see just the most annoying take repeated for the 800th time and you get so irritated you consider responding, but you don’t need internet stranger argument so instead you just say it to your friends and they agree and that makes everything right again.

Marjorie Taylor Greene harassed school shooting victims, advanced bigoted conspiracy theories, and has caused irreparable damage to millions of people. I am glad she and Trump are fighting. But she would need to apologize for YEARS to get me to consider forgiving the harm she's caused.

The enemy of my enemy is still a little bitch, but sometimes they’re funny.

Watched a lot lately but mostly rewatches in the last group. Had to revisit Hellraiser 2022 because it came up in convo lately so had to see if my initial feelings still held and they do. That movie is fine but way too glossy shiny for a Hellraiser #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

Fun fact! When a character is a jerk who grows into a good person over the course of a story, and you decide “Actually they weren’t a jerk, they were always good.” It’s not only incredibly annoying, it devalues the journey of growth they went on.

Eyy tried to use my powa for good ova here.

One god damn morning without a pile of complaints/requests/problems waiting for me as soon as I log on. Just one. That’s all I want

Accidentally discovered that “This is my brutality” has the same syllables as “Nationwide is on your side” and now I keep stop saying it in a shitty Peyton manning impression. I don’t think Rhea Ripley would approve.

I have once again wrecked my throat and voice screaming at a sporting event

One of my dreams is to meet an actor & only mention forgotten projects. NOT their first thing, something small & dumb. Just to see their face when they hear the title/remember it exists Ex: Nathan Lane - Mouse Hunt Angelina Jolie- Foxfire Anna Kendrick- Spirit Box, an episode of Fear Itself

Wish articles would stop calling her “former Will & Grace” star, the correct descriptor should be Unemployed Bigot

“This show is overrated. This other show is much better!” Congratulations! What you got right there is called an Opinion. And I have awesome news for you, everyone is allowed to have them. Wild

#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

“How’s dating going?” Oh idk I told this girl I don’t like porcelain dolls nd this is how she responded.

Sometimes when you find yourself in an hour long meeting with the company your dept is contracted to work for, listen to them treat you like you’re an idiot and the processes the people before you put in place are wrong, and you think to yourself: “Oh I really inherited a ship full of shit.”

Can’t wait for the lesson establishment dems take from Mamdani’s win to be “It was his fun little videos that won it for him. We just go film tiktoks and that’ll do it”

I said this as a joke. But to be serious, I’m actually incredibly emotional for this. Being Muslim in US in post 9/11 aftermath was some of the shittiest, scariest stuff. They dug up those same old racists phobic smears talks against him & it didn’t work. The ppl rejected it. My heart is very full.

This New York Mayoral election means a lot to me personally as a resident of Missouri.

Oh, Did another war criminal politician who made money off the scapegoating of brown people, condemning them and countless others to death for the sake of personal interest and the war machine die at a ripe old age surrounded by loved ones? Sorrows, prayers. Get fucked.

Just watched a dog be sad his bowl was empty and then fart. Call that a destitoot

“I would try to get a first down on this play Jim” Thank God we have Romo here for such amazing insight that can only come from a former player.

Rewatched Your Monster and happy to report, as expected, I still fucking love this movie. Melissa Barrera I will follow you anywhere.

Tutant Meenage Needle Teedles

Now hitting my absolute favorite Halloween night tradition of watching Trick r Treat and my adorable son, Sam. I just learned the friends I’m with have never seen it.