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Last week of Ramadan, and popping in here some Oscar’s thoughts cuz who am I if I’m not forcing others to hear my movie opinions? (I’ve literally watched every nomination so these are my fully informed thoughts) 1/6

Ramadan Mubarak friends! See you in 30 Days ✌🏼

God the number of times Poussey references suffocating or feeling like she can’t/can breathe over these early seasons makes my stomach twist knowing what comes

2 minutes into the top model documentary and Tyra is talking like people streaming ANTM during lockdown was indicative of world peace and unity if it weren’t for that dang younger generation that didn’t understand the times they were in, etc

The final sequence of the season 2 finale of OITNB is one of my favorites. “Don’t die in here Miss Rosa.“ then “Always so rude, that one.” and showing young Rosa driving the car. God damn it’s so good.

The shitty computerized skin smoothing for de-aging actors deprives us from the glorious tried and true art of putting actors in a wig to tell us it’s a flashback.

Meant to be catching the last few Oscar movies I haven’t seen, went on an awesome rewatch spree instead. Zero regrets (except for wishing Maxxxine was a bit better) #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

Randomly decided to rewatch OINTB since I never saw how it ended. Halfway through watching the 1st season for the first time since its release 1) Piper isn’t as annoying as I remember. She’s naive and overwhelmed and pretty dumb. 2) Damn they just sling the r word all over the place so far.

If you’re the type that doesn’t care how they treated Melissa Barrera, or the AI marketing, or them integrating gambling… Idk maybe you’re the type to care about the fact that the franchise has become the thing it was made to mock.

If I have to do another job interview down the line I’m answering “Do you have any special skills or talents?” with: I can see someone post positively about a show or movie I dislike and keep scrolling without an issue.

Saw someone say Bad Bunny sealed the honmoon and I cackled with delight

Finn Balor should have a chat with Becky Lynch and her lawyers. It’s clear this corruption from Adam Pearce is manufactured to hold back Irish talent 😂

defensive football isn’t “boring”

Ok I do want to stress that despite what that dumb razor commercial showed you absolutely should not flush clumps of hair down the toilet.

Every other commercial is for fucking ai and it’s so damn annoying

Please tell me someone else saw the ref go flying and eat shit.

Gotta love getting a class settlement. Sure Apple was using Siri to spy on us and steal info but golly this $16 dollars sure makes up for it

Nice try Sam Raimi, all the boxy sweaters, tuna sandwiches, and unkempt hair in the world won’t trick me into thinking Rachel McAdams isn’t a certified Canadian hottie of the finest order. #letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched

The world has a little more joy in it when Claudia Jessie is on a press tour

Talking to a coworker while waiting for my food to microwave: Them: “Its just kind of annoying that every season the main story is about a Bridgeton instead of someone else.” Me: “Yeah. Hey real quick, what’s the name of the show again?”

Have watched Jurassic World: Rebirth. Hats off to Jonathan Bailey and his slutty little glasses for finally bringing back something that’s been missing from this franchise since the first movie: A genuine moment of awe and reverence when seeing dinosaurs.

Ah yes. The annual post-Grammy’s posts by every free thinker declaring “I’ve never even heard that song/artist!”

Benedict talking to every lady in the ton to figure out which one he danced with. EVERY lady. Of all ethnicities. Clearly the only person who can say “I don’t see color” and mean it

My dad after I came out to him:

Huh. A lot of ppl who ate up the gay hockey show sure seem to have a problem with a queer women love story on Bridgerton

One of my managers decided today he’s going to guess my middle name. Every time he’s needed to speak to me, he started by saying another name, “Rhonda Lynn. Rhonda Francine” etc We made a deal that if he ever gets it right I will buy his lunch. I’ve never been more confident on a bet in my life

Dear god does anyone know if/how to turn off this stupid thing on Apple Music where it starts playing the next song before the first is completely finished??? I feel like I’ve done it before but since this goddamn fucking stupid update I can’t figure it out.

I feel Maine is like the worst place for these fucks to try blending in. Pretty sure Mainers can smell tourists and outsiders from miles away

A ginger QB in the Super Bowl. What a time

I want the Patriots to win because I can’t root for the Broncos I want the Seahawks to win because Matthew Stafford’s veneers scare me

Got the “hit shuffle and see what you get” vibe to these #LastFourWatched. #LetterboxdFriday

So the movie didn’t perform well AND now Rock didn’t get the Oscar nom he wanted… That dude is definitely going to put his fingers in Wrestlemania

In the last 2 days: I ended up staying overnight at a friend’s because I learned while I was out that They were going door to door in my area. My dad was followed from his neighborhood to the masjid.

Oh my GOD. Handwringing over the word fuck at a protest when people’s sense of safety & LIVES have been lost. Oh if we’re civil and polite they won’t shoot and kidnap people anymore. How about a strongly worded letter expressing our disappointment Get fucked you tone policing babyback bitch.

That is the most Lara Croft looking Lara Croft I’ve ever seen.

#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

Azeez Al-Shaair everyone ♥️ Man helped terrorized that old shitbag all night in the best way.

“You’ve got to be a sick person to enjoy watching hall of famer Aaron Rodgers go out this sad” Me:

Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah *deep breath* Ahahahahahahahahahaha! Outstanding car crash of a game for Rodgers. Now he’s gonna spend the next two months smoking ayahuasca with RFKJ

Ryan Murphy doing a knock off “Ryan Murphy-ed” version of The Substance and casting Ashton Kutcher for it. 🙄

Someone check on Hannah Einbinder. Girl is gotta be stressing about this game while getting ready for the Globes

Hey I’m a shocking twist, this new iOS update is srupid and I hate everything about it. “Oooh Liquid Glass look” fuck off

Woke up with a new small stupid pimple on my face. But the good news is I messed with it until it became a big bright blotch that can’t be missed

An odd collection to be sure. Listen, the 2022 TCM movie isn’t good but I’ve watched this move a dozen times I don’t know what it is about it. On top of that it gives exactly what the title promises: A chainsaw massacre in Texas, and I can’t be upset about that. #letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched

The award for Best Movie Title goes to… If I Had Legs I’d Kick You

Oh hey! A new medical show! And the doctor? Pfft, you’ll NEVER guess. A grumpy white guy genius with a heart of gold!