the edsbs charity bowl has now raised more money than the entire amount the sugar bowl foundation gave to charity last year ($435,600 on $74 million in net assets)

Answering this question thoughtfully really makes you appreciate the number of interlocking technologies and systems that go into construction, both modern and Modern.

I have a naturally funny face and zero compunctions about drooling for the greater good when required.

Charlotte must be aiming using the Amazon stream

Always apropo

Fridge magnets are such rich texts that I had to make this one a two-parter:

Made fresh guac, carnitas, and corn tortillas for dinner. It ain’t #pastasunday but it WAS delicious.

It’s what the senior sales staff in the furniture section says to security.

I don’t follow cycling as closely as I did when I was riding more, but this race is a favorite because no one should do this and yet they still do and it’s amazing

You know what doesn't get its support unceremoniously pulled by a tech company? Fuckin' books, brother

Super jazzed/edgy about the Artemis re-entry. I haven’t been this invested in space flight in decades

The latest eruption at Kilauea appears to be starting! We should see large lava fountains soon. Tune in live here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXKu...

I do be lost sometimes…😅 “How rap music sounds after turning 40”

Books, delivered to your child free of charge once a month from birth through their fifth birthday. This is just about the coolest thing I can think of that you could do for a kid. Some of my kids’ (and my!) favorite books entered our lives thanks to this program. Love, love, love.

I don’t give two tugs about baseball but this is amazing

I’m not taking pics of my junk, so it’s food pics or nothing.

It’s high time for pie time!

Plenty of hungry leopards, plenty of uneaten faces

If I had anything to sell, I’d sell out in a heartbeat

WE’VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU ABOUT YOUR CAR’S EXTENDED WARRANTY

yes you fucking morons free preschool for everyone or it becomes just "free preschool for the poors" and then you call them leeches and ask for tax breaks when really we want free preschool for everyone because we want smart well adjusted kids why is this so hard? www.nytimes.com/2026/03/31/n...

OK for fun: top funniest tweet ever? I am torn between "moon's haunted" and "Denise I was at your wedding."

Once attended a wedding reception in a water-themed zoo exhibit. Buffet featured a seafood bar staged in an ice-filled canoe, complete with Native maiden in costume paddling the air.

My favorite sign, so far. #NoKings

This is kind of amazing from a “mad scientist” kind of perspective, like “let’s build the building code until someone makes us stop.” Reminds me of the windowless cube dorm that Charlie Munger tried to foist on Berkeley.

Also: fuck CVS and their whole giant corporate octopus conglomerate. Those people are the devil. Everything they do is powered by greed, and none of it serves patients.

Rick Pitino: as if the Cryptkeeper had TB

Yaxel Lindeborg is the perfect name for an Avenger.

Nate Oats looks like a couch. Someone should be on JD Vance alert.

Work internet goes out, but cell service still works? Time to catch up on bsky

Bailed out of the office early enough to bang together fresh fettuccini for chicken and noodles #pastasunday #sendnoods

The threat of the machine isn’t that it will do the job better than you will. The threat of the machine is that it won’t tire.

I feel Ike this is the template for what happens in he US when things start trending off the rails. Expensive, fragile infrastructure out in the open, systems which actively make daily life worse, surrounded by people who actively hate it and its owners?

Secret tricks to get much better results out of the very dreadful 'Google search' these days, plus other search engines for specific things. Statospherically useful for researchers. open.substack.com/pub/cardcata...

I feel like March Madness is an unending parade of “Wait, THAT’S where that guy went?”

Interviewing potential summer interns this last week, and to a one they’ve all gone: “Yeah, we’ve tried it and it kinda sucks. Definitely doesn’t make me a better designer.” Not out of the woods, but not 100% mortal peril either.

Today’s #pastasunday is chicken Parmesan. I don’t extrude my own noodles so these are boxed. Womp womp. Still delicious.

What's your sign?

at least at my age i know that i don’t know shit about shit

Tortelloni! Creamy, cheesy, cute little hats, just in time for #pastasunday (observed due to the time change)

Your youthful naivete is no match for our slangmaxxing

🐝💛

You can tickle the penguins And get them to laugh You can just sing a song To amuse the giraffes Just a little soft-shoe Will delight the woodchucks But try as you might You can’t

This is the America Bad Bunny was singing about.

Driving back from grabbing groceries yesterday and spotted a tidy little column of smoke next to the road a block or two down. It was definitely chilly, pretending to be winter one more time, so I assumed it was a chimney. Nope: crematorium.

Handmade cappelletti for #pastasunday. These are so much more fun than the ravioli I usually make. One of these days I’m gonna think far enough in advance to also make sauce.

when the buddy texts and asks if i want to have some beers on a friday after work

Hey! Go give blood today!