what in the shit was that

Happy Independence Day! Making the future we want starts with making dinner

not really fourth of july content but i found thus explanation of affordable housing financing in DC very informative.

My posts most days. I'm sorry.

I saw an ad for burial plots and I thought, “That’s the last thing I need.”

When you play Ecuador, you cannot give them any latitude

I laughed and laughed and laughed at this. Hustlecore and grindset and dashmaxxing and all that other get-rich-quick window dressing, available as a rental service.

I find these delightful, not just for the art (which is lovely!) but also for the love and care for these places that shines through. Enjoy!

Threw together some fettuccine noodles and a boiled chicken for #pastasunday. This one’s a family favorite - the proper ratio is NOODLES and then Chicken and then just enough .broth. to keep everything together

Duloc-ass production

Not photo-worthy, but weeknight carbonara got the job done tonight. Can’t wait to see tomorrow’s cholesterol numbers

Lesbians I‘ve encountered this year during Pride events, but they’re birds.

The taco stand is a font of life-giving sustenance that I can believe in. Take THAT, church.

Just want to get in here early and say “Fuck Mississippi”. I don’t even live there and they’re making my life harder.

Have been invited and actually wanted to go to each but have never made it due to poor life choices. Still actively keep up with several of those folks because they were interesting then and have stayed interesting into adulthood which feels like something to celebrate.

Had to get sad airport tacos for lunch and they’re STILL fucking awesome. San Diego, you’re better than I deserve.

I do genuinely love America—the ideal we’ve yet to live up to, the eternal work in progress—and I’m so damn tired.

That is a tasty burger! #knightale #ballastpoint

Josh Hart has the best mean mug of anyone on either of these teams, bar none

Man, living in a second-tier city has its perks. Today, I was 45 minutes from sitting at my desk at work to at my flight ready to board. No security line.

Bofa rewards? Really? Every marketing meeting should have a fourteen year old in it.

Trofie for #pastasunday! So glad the basil is coming in - homemade pesto is SO MUCH better than the commercial options.

can you just please be nice. this shit is not hard.

I hate hearing announcers do live reads for gambling sponsors so much, everything about the expansion of sports gambling has made the experience of watching sports immeasurably worse

“Big KAT’s just takin his ass to the woodshed” lol you tell em Chuck

Just because they do it in Japan does NOT mean it’s normal.

Goat cheese tortellini for #pastasunday

I found a man halfway into my ceiling this morning. He brought me a dimmer. In some cultures, we may be married now.

It’s getting so I hate coming home. This sucks.

I feel like something like this is gonna be where NYC just tells the feds to fuck off. No TSA? Fine, we’ll use our own staff. What are you going to do, shut down ATC to the whole eastern seaboard? Put up a hard border at the Hudson? GTFO my face with this unserious shit.

Just taking a moment to point out that this is also the salient flaw in the “corporations are people” legal fiction.

Just marked down.

an incredible amount of my brain power is dedicated to just saying dude shut the fuck up

You could have laid Harden’s empty uniform on the court and it would have been more impactful than he was in the 4th and OT. Truly epic collapse.

Detroit has completely forgotten how to play basketball. Hate that for JB.

I mentally put this in the same category as the Tulsa Riot (exuberant state violence targeted at specific minorities) except this happened IN MY LIFETIME and not in Ye Olde Sepia Days

Mother’s Day cappelletti! #pastasunday

too big a game for me. i’m a robin, not a batman. but i’m a pretty fucking good robin.

I am, as you might imagine, furious about this in general AND ALSO preemptively furious that Steve Cohen is going to get replaced with some jackass like Andy Ogles.

Had started a good joke about elbows, but it took a real sharp turn on me.

Final baking tab for today: Challah French toast Two rustic Italian loaves Two dozen mini cornbread muffins Four dozen chocolate chip cookies A yellow sheet cake Six dozen potato pierogi I’m fuckin BEAT man

Monet said, “One does not paint a landscape. One paints an impression of an hour of the day”. Here’s his Haystacks at Giverny (1884) together with Japanese woodblock artist Yoshida Hiroshi’s Sailing Boats (1926) www.viewingjapaneseprints.net/texts/shin_h... www.artinsociety.com/pt-3-the-new...

just be curious dude

Once again Coulton promises and nobody comes through

I realize we’re WAY past how things are SUPPOSED to work, but what do Weakley County and South Memphis have in common? There’s not a human born that represents the interests of both of those places.

Love how the Lakers are basically running a lineup of LeBron and former Grizzlies

This week’s spaghetti pomodoro was inferior, according to my eldest, because I deigned to use boxed pasta. Next time: know better, do better #pastasunday

Middle child proudly rocking an autistic fixation, sure. And this week they released a blockbuster movie about it. Child may not sleep again. God save us all.

Gave blood again, same as 8 weeks ago, almost assuredly like 8 weeks from now. I hope someone, somewhere benefits.

Please stop raising awareness. There is too much. I have become too aware.