FFXIV TIME I AM ALIVE I SWEAR! www.twitch.tv/esmieinsitu

-He brought to-go breadsticks and put the cheese grater in the bag

Best. Olive. Garden. Experience. Ever.

-He left me the cheese

-Get handed a second fully loaded basket almost immediately

-Go to Olive Garden -Get called a freak by our server -Get handed a fully loaded basket of breads ticks. 10/10 service

“You’re alienating half of your audience by being political” Motherfucker, my “audience” is people who aren’t pieces of shit, who care about others. That’s who I make stuff for. There is no “other half”.

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

"On no, it looks like I dropped something. Why don't you come down here and help me~" 🎨: @Wors_art on twitter

Always lie about being immunocompromised. They do not check at Walgreens or CVS.

"On no, it looks like I dropped something. Why don't you come down here and help me~" 🎨: @Wors_art on twitter

Good mourning, Sacrifices! Remember, April Fool's Day jokes are only funny if the joke isn't at someone else's expense. If the crux of the joke is "I lied to you about something you care about" it is NOT a joke! It's just being a dickhead. Cut that shit out.

wouldn't it be funny if EVERYONE blocked this Attie AI account @ bsky.app/profile/atti... before they could do anything with it

The FTC has sent a warning to PayPal, Stripe, Visa, and Mastercard over debanking lawful businesses. ︀︀ ︀︀Lawful adult businesses have been financially targeted for years under the guise of "reputation risk." ︀︀ ︀︀If that is finally getting scrutiny, that’s good news. www.xbiz.com/news/297090/...

This is a nationwide phenomenon. The centrists and normies are more viciously angry than the socialists and anarchists, who gave up long ago on the illusion of a working system. Would encourage leftists of all stripes to take it seriously, welcome them in while they’re receptive.

Gonna just start hitting people with a pipe.

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Love isn't supposed to be hard. You haven't been properly loved and don't know how TO LOVE, which makes it hard for you.

Be the creature you were ment to be, feral and hunched over in your car unceremoniously shoveling Taco Bell nacho fries into your maw

Using GenAI doesn't make you an artist it just makes you a little bitch okie thx bye 👍

HEY YALL WANNA REPORT AN EBAY SELLER'S LISTING FOR SELLING AI SLOP OF *ME*? ebay.us/m/j7On5p

in the meanwhile, steam seems to have remembered to review and approve our store page, so hey now you can wishlist veadotube in there: store.steampowered.com/app/4544470/...

TONIGHT 7:30 PM PST! THE BIRTHDAY FAUSTIVAL IS HERE, and we will start the subathon! Phase 1 rewards to be revealed! Rewards for unlocking emote slots! AND WE'LL BE ON FRONT PAGE! SEE YOU THERE!

No one managed this the year I went to TwitchCon, so I'm bringing this challenge back for my friends. I will mouthkiss anyone who brings me an "I heart my Fishwife" balloon at Offkai.

My body is a machine that turns liquids into piss

ALL STILL AVAILABLE

this is true now more than ever

TIME TO TAKE MY HIDEOUS SON ON A FIELD TRIP! www.twitch.tv/esmieinsitu

We're back with more Married into Hell, plus a bonus goal for this week! fansly.com/live/Esmieol...

New Craigslist Personals listing: M4F Widower Seeks Dead Wife in Crappy Vacation Town! www.twitch.tv/esmieinsitu

We've got a schedule for this week! Plus a mystery, tune Friday at 1pm PST on Twitch to see what I've gotten myself into!

It's time for some Dead Wife Vacation Simulator! I mean Silent Hill 2~ www.twitch.tv/esmieinsitu

I just received a secret gift from jungle via Throne. Thank you! https://throne.com/esmieinsitu #throne

Time to leave this capitalistic hellscape and go to SPAAAAACE were it's still a capitalistic hellscape but I can blow more things up! We're getting back to The Outer Worlds 2 www.twitch.tv/esmieinsitu

I'm back and going live on one of our regular nights again! Cum unwind with me while I play a new game, we're trying out Married to Hell! fansly.com/live/Esmieol...

Felt cute today, might delete later. 💅 #OmArt #art

GOOD NEWS I UN-FUCKED MY THROAT! TIME TO GATHER WEBS FOR THE HOT BEE QUEEN! And I guess get a fancy sword or something.... www.twitch.tv/esmieinsitu

A win is a win. #FishwifeWisdom

Moderate consistency, whoo!

I got distracted earlier but IT'S TIME FOR PIRACY! www.twitch.tv/esmieinsitu

I'm back, and I think it's about time I try see if I can tackle the last of the boss fights in FlipWitch! fansly.com/live/Esmieol...

Salad and I brought home our new 9lb baby, 3 racks of beef ribs we're so excited to watch them develop..... flavor

It is time for another reading of the Bursts. With yellow in the primary and open end up we see there will be small misfortune early in the day but all is not bad. Keep patient and persevere and the day will reward you.

We have a new shift in colors today with our daily divination. Signs point to a turbulent day

This is also incorrect. You need to press the B button in time with each wiggle to ensure maximum catch RNG.

More proof that humans have been humaning our entire existence as a species.

I do not want to give the muskrat money but I swear I am about to get a fucking starlink so I can have decent internet in the field...

I really need to finish the Callisto Protocol at some point... I wonder if I should just start a whole new playthrough since it's been like three years.

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