An item on my Throne wishlist just got fully funded: a secret gift. Thank you! https://throne.com/esmieinsitu #throne

I just received a contribution towards a secret gift from codylaikan via Throne. Thank you! https://throne.com/esmieinsitu #throne

I was full of demons, and now I'm not. IT'S TIME FOR MAPS GET IN LOSERS (Affectionate)! twitch.tv/esmieinsitu

GUESS WHAT! I'M ALIVE! You know what that means.... TAINTED GRAIL TIME! twitch.tv/esmieinsitu

TIME FOR SPICE! Dune: Awakening with @lordamunedal.bsky.social www.twitch.tv/esmieinsitu

You know, lately I’ve had an obsession with seafood and, my dear, you are simply delectable~ 🎨: @zirmangoes.bsky.social Feat. the thighs of the gorgeous @esmieinsitu.vtubers.social #knottylaikan

I'M TAKING ON 24 MEN IN FFXIV WITH @sparklysalad.bsky.social, @codylaikan.bsky.social and Nol! www.twitch.tv/esmieinsitu

Didn't realise how many people where unaware of SV being a terf and bigot. During the HL fiasco trans people where being as polite as possible at first saying how support HP supported the death of trans folk, and we were labeled "Twitter freaks" and "cockroaches" She ofc also uses the r slur

THIS IS NOT A THING ULTRAPROCESSED MEANS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING There is no mechanism of action by which "processing" a food would, across the board, have this effect. Cutting up an apple is processing it. Cutting up and salting potato chips is processing them. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS ULTRAPROCESSED

Man, if you'd told me 10 years ago i'd willingly spend over $200 on skincare and get my nails done regularly I'd have laughed. My wallet hurts but it is nice to have my regular skincare back.

I would like it to be known that the Hatman is a coward who refuses to fight me. - Esmie, currently benadryl maxing her way through allergies for the first time in over three decades

Returning to Castle Crashers but this time I'm in the game now but I'm not alone Joining me on this run is @docleton.bsky.social & @esmieinsitu.vtubers.social 🐺Cyber www.twitch.tv/cyberthewolf #castlecrasher #envtuber #pngtubers #indiegame Promo art by @zonnybrije.bsky.social

FFXIV TIME I AM ALIVE I SWEAR! www.twitch.tv/esmieinsitu

-He brought to-go breadsticks and put the cheese grater in the bag

Best. Olive. Garden. Experience. Ever.

-He left me the cheese

-Get handed a second fully loaded basket almost immediately

-Go to Olive Garden -Get called a freak by our server -Get handed a fully loaded basket of breads ticks. 10/10 service

“You’re alienating half of your audience by being political” Motherfucker, my “audience” is people who aren’t pieces of shit, who care about others. That’s who I make stuff for. There is no “other half”.

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

"On no, it looks like I dropped something. Why don't you come down here and help me~" 🎨: @Wors_art on twitter

Always lie about being immunocompromised. They do not check at Walgreens or CVS.

"On no, it looks like I dropped something. Why don't you come down here and help me~" 🎨: @Wors_art on twitter

Good mourning, Sacrifices! Remember, April Fool's Day jokes are only funny if the joke isn't at someone else's expense. If the crux of the joke is "I lied to you about something you care about" it is NOT a joke! It's just being a dickhead. Cut that shit out.

wouldn't it be funny if EVERYONE blocked this Attie AI account @ bsky.app/profile/atti... before they could do anything with it

The FTC has sent a warning to PayPal, Stripe, Visa, and Mastercard over debanking lawful businesses. ︀︀ ︀︀Lawful adult businesses have been financially targeted for years under the guise of "reputation risk." ︀︀ ︀︀If that is finally getting scrutiny, that’s good news. www.xbiz.com/news/297090/...

This is a nationwide phenomenon. The centrists and normies are more viciously angry than the socialists and anarchists, who gave up long ago on the illusion of a working system. Would encourage leftists of all stripes to take it seriously, welcome them in while they’re receptive.

Gonna just start hitting people with a pipe.

Love isn't supposed to be hard. You haven't been properly loved and don't know how TO LOVE, which makes it hard for you.

Be the creature you were ment to be, feral and hunched over in your car unceremoniously shoveling Taco Bell nacho fries into your maw

Using GenAI doesn't make you an artist it just makes you a little bitch okie thx bye 👍

HEY YALL WANNA REPORT AN EBAY SELLER'S LISTING FOR SELLING AI SLOP OF *ME*? ebay.us/m/j7On5p

in the meanwhile, steam seems to have remembered to review and approve our store page, so hey now you can wishlist veadotube in there: store.steampowered.com/app/4544470/...

TONIGHT 7:30 PM PST! THE BIRTHDAY FAUSTIVAL IS HERE, and we will start the subathon! Phase 1 rewards to be revealed! Rewards for unlocking emote slots! AND WE'LL BE ON FRONT PAGE! SEE YOU THERE!

No one managed this the year I went to TwitchCon, so I'm bringing this challenge back for my friends. I will mouthkiss anyone who brings me an "I heart my Fishwife" balloon at Offkai.

My body is a machine that turns liquids into piss

ALL STILL AVAILABLE

this is true now more than ever

TIME TO TAKE MY HIDEOUS SON ON A FIELD TRIP! www.twitch.tv/esmieinsitu

We're back with more Married into Hell, plus a bonus goal for this week! fansly.com/live/Esmieol...

New Craigslist Personals listing: M4F Widower Seeks Dead Wife in Crappy Vacation Town! www.twitch.tv/esmieinsitu

We've got a schedule for this week! Plus a mystery, tune Friday at 1pm PST on Twitch to see what I've gotten myself into!

It's time for some Dead Wife Vacation Simulator! I mean Silent Hill 2~ www.twitch.tv/esmieinsitu

I just received a secret gift from jungle via Throne. Thank you! https://throne.com/esmieinsitu #throne

Time to leave this capitalistic hellscape and go to SPAAAAACE were it's still a capitalistic hellscape but I can blow more things up! We're getting back to The Outer Worlds 2 www.twitch.tv/esmieinsitu

I'm back and going live on one of our regular nights again! Cum unwind with me while I play a new game, we're trying out Married to Hell! fansly.com/live/Esmieol...

Felt cute today, might delete later. 💅 #OmArt #art

GOOD NEWS I UN-FUCKED MY THROAT! TIME TO GATHER WEBS FOR THE HOT BEE QUEEN! And I guess get a fancy sword or something.... www.twitch.tv/esmieinsitu