Hey why do I feel like this is the start to the modern equivalent of the invasion of Poland?

OH so it's working and we should call it "slop" even harder. Thanks for the confirmation!

I know I can’t win em all but I’m so tired of losing everything

PSA to the Germans out there, I’m sorry to tell you but the 2015 hit Don’t Worry by Madcon did not come from the US, Madcon is actually Norwegian, and the song never even made it over here (tragedy)

After some delay due to some issues with the proof, the 2026 Calendars are finally in production! The shop said they should be ready by late tomorrow or Wednesday! I’ll probably be shipping out orders on Friday (:

Do you ever become too aware of your eyelashes and then blinking becomes uncomfortable? Like your eyelashes have become unsettled?

2026 Calendar ✅ Only 24 hours left to pre-order! #2026Calendar #AngerCat #lilKitt

This would be my 24 hours remaining for the 2026 Calendar Pre-0rders post HOWEVER I am extending the Pre-0rder period by 48 hours!! Pre-0rders now close on Friday December 5th at 2pm EST!! Get yours now while you still can if you haven’t already! ko-fi.com/hellokelloar...

God damn, I have put too much work into this damn calendar to only have 11 sales on it so far with only a few days left on pre-orders. People are not coming through and supporting me like they have in the past, I know it’s because times are tough and money is tight, but its got me super bummed.

Be sure to check out my online shop this small business Saturday! I have Bookmarks, Greeting cards, buttons, magnets, stickers and more! I even have a few Christmas ornaments left (restock coming soon) Calendar pre-orders are open until Wednesday so order now to get yours before the new year!

Only 2 weeks left! Get yours today! #angercat #calendar #2026Calendar #stickers #bookmarks #shopsmall #ko-fi

Pwetty 😍😍😍 #angercat #2026calendar

I may be a layer goblin… #angercat #myart #2026calendar

What should we spell? #angercat #2026calendar #myart

Pre-orders for the Anger Cat and Lil Kitt 2026 Calendar are officially open!! Get yours here: ko-fi.com/s/217f3e8093

Hey pro tip out there, if you're talking with someone and you are really excited about how understood you feel, watch your synonyms. In particular, if you want to say "YOU UNDERSTAND ME SO WELL" do not substitute 'get' for understand and 'hard' for well please don't ask me how I know this

Help me make decisions for my calendar! #angercat #lilkitt #2026calendar

What fucking masochistic put the full Abbey Road medley together into one video on YouTube AND THEN PUT TWO ADS IN IT WHATS THE POINT OF PUTTING IT IN ONE VIDEO IF YOU CANT EVEN LISTEN TO IT UNINTERRUPTED AS GOD INTENDED

Abbey Road is the goat and the medley can’t be beat (esp the last 5 mins) but Magical Mystery Tour has a lot of my all time top favorites including I am the Walrus and Fool on the Hill, and recent ear worms Flying and Blue Jay Way and now I honestly don’t know which album is my favorite

Pre-orders for the Anger Cat and Lil Kitt 2026 Calendar are officially open!! Get yours here: ko-fi.com/s/217f3e8093

Ok so I very casually dressed up as Ed from Cowboy Bebop for Halloween and you’re all just gonna have to believe me because there aren’t any pictures of it because I Felt Weird About It every time I tired to take pictures

Happy Halloween 🎃 👻🍫 #MyArt #AngerCat #Calendar2026

[SPLATOWEEN] Ohhh Callie you have my heart #splatoon3 #splatoon #splatoonart #splatoween #callie

Day 1,690

Five Guys Edamame

GUYS ITS HAPPENING I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO BIG RECTANGLE ALERT!!!

Just looked over the last 4 years of calendars I’ve made month by month side by side, and tbh, oddly enough, 2025 doesn’t sweep as hard as I thought it would. It wins favorite for like 6-8 months. Double oddly 2023 takes November as my favorite.

I have bandaids on one finger on each hand and hand washing is VERY awkward right now

I love when my brother makes a donation pile of clothes that are too small for him cuz those end up being about my size and I end up with a bunch of new shirts and stuff

Seeing the Bill Watterson originals full of pencil lines of stuff that didn’t work, scuffs the eraser didn’t pick up, white out galore and more was something I needed to see to remind myself that nothing is perfect the first go and tweaks need to be made and you’re allowed to try again.

I’m moving again and VERY soon. This is the THIRD time I’m moving this year. I’ve been looking for new places to live almost constantly for the last week and a half and I’m so exhausted from it. Im so tired of things being so unstable and inconsistent this year, I just want things to be ok ;-;

Hilarious Pikmin Bloom bug that I haven’t seen before It took me so long to get that little fruit from him!

It's been a week since #Riptide2025, so why don't we take a look back? I asked a TON of #compsplatoon teams and players how they would perform, and I swear everybody who said they would get first place truly believed it, pinky promise :) youtu.be/HZ97mToB4Kk

Gonna yap more about this, the one big master image looks so fucking cool. Playing with @six-pack-yokes.bsky.social at Riptide was a blast, thanks for having me y’all! Time to put this in my portfolio #art #splatoon

Oh my gosh!! I forgot to post about it at Riptide cuz I wanted to get a cute picture of them on the badges all together but I made these adorable can badges for myself and the yokes!! I worked real hard on the art for these leading up to Riptide! (Sadly I forgot to get a pic of the back side oops)

I’m gonna post my riptide clips soon I’m so excited :>

Both sides of the Riptide crowd uniting in rainmaker slander to end off grand finals has to be one of the highlights of the weekend

PSA you absolutely suck if you sign the front of someone’s poster when you were explicitly told to only sign on the back

Tomorrow morning. 10 am. We are pitting two bad bitches against each other. Losing team drinks a glass of pilk (Pepsi milk). Be there or be fucking square

TRADING CARD REVEAL🎉🎉🎉 HERE IS MY RIPTIDE 2025 ARTIST TRADING CARD #Riptide #Riptide2025 (This is the holographic one even tho it’s kinda hard to tell it’s holographic in this pic)

I know the team is dead, but should I bring/wear my seagull shirt to riptide this weekend?

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For the uninitiated, Fuck You Tuesdays started back in 2022 when it was discovered that the shirt that Jelfonzo wears on Tuesdays in Splatoon 2 says “Fuck You” on it. He still wears the shirt in the Splatoon 3 version of the Splatoon 2 hub but now he wears the shirt on I believe Thursdays?

Reminder for Riptide goers!! Don’t forget to bring your arcade card back with you if you’ve gone to the arcade before and want to go again!!

Guys what do we think? Should I make and sell some Fuck You Tuesday Totes at Riptide?? I can make up to 8 totes! (Pardon how wrinkled and dirty this one is, its mine and has been quite used)

Reminder for Riptide goers!! Don’t forget to bring your arcade card back with you if you’ve gone to the arcade before and want to go again!!

@hellokelloart.bsky.social #splatoon if kello were a horse

Just got some super positive feedback about my Blob skills and it’s got me super stoked rn

We need to bring back fuck you Tuesdays

I had a dream last night where my teeth started falling out at an event where the game grumps were doing high school musical karaoke