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Good luck LCSD in their upcoming class action lawsuit!!

Ben

Have you ever checked out @crabman732.bsky.social Excellent JD Vance content...

New JD VANCE video…he commenced the Navy Graduation today…

Never mind, @crabman732.bsky.social is on it youtu.be/PYCf5P0XhZM?...

Well, this is pretty f***ing cool… Patton Oswalt follows me on IG

When you’re an allied soldier in WW2 & you ask for orders

New JD Vance video up on TikTok, YouTube, and IG:

(*door of breakfast café explodes*) “FISH & WILDLIFE! YOU’RE UNDER ARREST FOR POACHING EGGS!”

DOGE By The Numbers theonion.com/doge-by...

“Dad, why is my sister named Crystal?” -“Because your mother loves crystals.” “Thanks, Dad.” -“No problem, Diarrhea-inducing Hot Wings from Zanies in Nashville.”

“Hey dad, why is my sister named Georgia?” -“Because your mother loves the state of Georgia.” “Thanks, dad.” -“No problem, Saving 15% or more By Switching to Geico!”

“Hey dad, why is my sister named Rose?” -“Because your mother loves roses.” “Thanks, dad!” -“No problem, Jalapeño Poppers From That One Specific Chili’s in Cedar Rapids.”

Oh, you’ve got a “fulfilling and successful career”? Well, I know what a deep fried tennis ball tastes like…so who’s the real winner here?

Oh shit, @crabman732.bsky.social is part of the Onion? It shouldn't come as a surprise, but here I am, surprised. Happily.

True Facts About Mark Zuckerberg Courtesy: @crabman732.bsky.social #FuckZuck

He is absolutely a full on nazi.

he's not a sympathizer though. id argue he's a full on 100% nazi at this point.

the salute isn't what makes him a Nazi sympathizer...the fact that he routinely supports right-wing leaders, turned Twitter into a cesspool of ACTUAL nazis & white supremacists, and routinely supports eugenics...THAT is what makes him a Nazi sympathizer. The salute is just sesame seeds on the bun.

TikTok’s back…and all this was just a political stunt. This feels gross

It’s only been a few hours since the ban, but the boomers & bootlickers are already out in FORCE a-boomerin’ and a-bootlickin’.

And that, as they say, is that. Thanks for the memories, people. I’m on the other apps, but if you see me out in the real world, don’t hesitate to say hi #tiktok #shutdown #itsnotover

My family. I love them both so much. @crabman732.bsky.social #catphotos #cowcat

Got a genuine gem on Threads Meet your new Vice President

Holy Throwback, Batman! #tiktok #onthisday #vomit

This is because the BBC still respects journalism. US news stations are just propaganda machines at this point. I mean all of them.

If the reports of insurance companies mass accepting claims they would otherwise deny are true, even if this is just a temporary reaction on the company’s part, then the shooter has already saved more lives than he took.

Some very useful info from @rahaeli.bsky.social regarding insurance companies denying coverage for treatments or medications they deem “not medically necessary”…

This CEO’s death has brought this country together in a way I’ve not seen since Pokémon GO first came out. Like this dude got popped, and we *all* just simultaneously went, “Oh word? That’s crazy.” Hell, even the anti-gun violence people were like, “nah fuck that dude.” I’m so proud of all of us!

Happy Thanksgiving, Blue Sky! I’m thankful that I’m healthy enough to keep up the fight for another 4 years.

Is it pronounced “data” or “data”?

Everybody gangster until the cinnamon sugar donuts come out

Facts matter. Science saves lives. Anti-science destroys them.

*tips cowboy hat* sometimes, you take a sh*t….. sometimes, the sh*t takes you. *drives away in Miata*

New JD Vance video coming out today

HOWDY DO, BLUE SKY!? CRABMAN’S THE F*** ON HERE!! #crabman732