"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed." Dwight D. Eisenhower

Firing Pam Bondi guarantees the Epstein files will be back in the headlines. They're seriously trying to use the Epstein files to distract from the war in Iran they started to distract from the Epstein files.

NEW: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has taken steps to block or delay promotions for more than a dozen Black and female senior officers across all four branches of the military, according to nine U.S. officials familiar with the process.

He better clear this detail before we all report him to the IRS:

I didn't even have a chance to get to the store to buy a head of lettuce

The strait of hormuz will not just open again naturally on its own the same way covid didn't just go away with the heat. The man is an imbecile and the only person dumber than him are the people who still support him.

If you thought Pam Bondi was bad you're really gonna hate Lee Zeldin. He used to be my congressman. He's the wooorst.

A rat done bit my sister Nell #Artemis

Someone break out the head of lettuce

Six hours apart

We sent people to the moon today. Any mediocre president could use an event like that to gain approval. This idiot went on national TV and said "tough shit your gas prices are high, these bombs ain't gonna drop themselves on brown people"

A mysterious whale just bought $53 million of crypto currency.

John Sauer is about to get fired

John Sauer sounds like he just got punched in the throat. My only question is, how do I get in on that?

The entire purpose of this war, from day one, is to manipulate markets (which are basically run by bots at this point) to enrich himself and his cronies. Change my mind

John Sauer sounds like if Ja Rule and Tom Waits had a baby and only fed it dairy, hot peppers, and cheap scotch.

My wife has zero interest in driving three hours on a Tuesday night to Pittsburgh with me to see Bruce Springsteen in May. I don't blame her, but I want to go. Should I buy one ticket and go by myself?

The scandal is not that Kristi Noem's husband was or is dressing as a woman secretly, the scandal is that either she wasn't properly vetted and was appointed to a cabinet position, or she was properly vetted and they appointed because they had dirt on her.

I have a public facing job and I can't be overtly political. I can and will be subtle in my support of trans people today, wearing pink and blue, but I also get to pick the music at my job. Please give me some song suggestions to support my trans friends. 🏳️‍⚧️

ICE will now be stationed at boot camp graduations checking citizenship of those attending the ceremonies. We are a shithole country

What happens if Iran says to our European allies that they will allow oil shipments through the strait of hormuz to any country that helps Iran attack US military bases in the middle east?

Kid Rock fills his pool with powerade because it's got electrolytes

It's after 6, time to switch from coffee to bourbon.

Buffalo folks, If I go out and buy a Sabres cap does it make me a bandwagon fan? I'm at best a casual hockey fan, but my team has always been the Rangers. I have two Rangers jerseys. I moved to Buffalo around five years ago and I've been to a Rangers Sabres game in a Rangers jersey.

Spinderella would never www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...

Thank you for the extra security, but iced cream sandwiches do not need to be glued shut.

Are bone spurs genetic? Asking for Baron Trump

Iran, if you're listening, release the Epstein files.

One good thing to come out of the shit show that is the Trump administration is his weird pen rant yesterday made me re-watch "Say Anything" "She gave me a pen. I gave her a my heart and she gave me a pen"

I don't care about his personal pictures in Cuba. Iran, if you're listening, release every email about the Epstein files.

Oil prices are inching closer to $100 and the stock market continues to fall. What kind of fuckery should we expect in the next few hours from Trump in an attempt to manipulate the markets?

They still haven't given us a legit rationale for this war or any idea what their objectives are. I'm starting to think the entire purpose was market manipulation from the beginning. Making money off the backs of 13 dead soldiers and 150+ dead school girls.

Maybe Trump's justice department should spend less time trying to get revenge against Letitia James, and Jerome Powell, and James Comey and spend more time chasing down the leads in the Epstein files.

"The Chinese government has the full, un-redacted Epstein files." "Anonymous has the full, un-redacted Epstein files." That's nice. I'll care about it when they're released publicly online. Until then, it's all just meaningless, shameless engagement bait.

Surely not! Corruption in Trumpland?!

So yesterday was all about market manipulation. My question is how are the markets so easily manipulated by a man we all know if FOS?

When you have a bowl of cereal do you leave the leftover milk for your cat or are you a monster?

The wine wore off so I took a gummy

Getting ready for next weekend #nokings

Pretty much

The dialog in the Netflix show my wife is currently watching seems like it was written by someone who has never had a single interaction with a human being in their life. It is completely unnatural and off-putting

Why isn't the Board Of Peace helping to open the Strait of Hormuz?

"This post will surely bring down the price of oil and save the crashing stock market." Donald Trump, stable genius

Why would he be glad Robert Mueller is dead if the Mueller report "totally exonerated" him?

I appreciate that Trump keeps reminding us that it's OK to dance on people's graves if you hate them. I feel like that's going to come in handy.

Today is the day Donald Trump truly became president /s

After over a month I got my car back from a GEICO shop last night. Today it won't start and the shop is closed on the weekends and so is the GEICO claims office. So I'm just fucked until Monday. But GEICO sales is available 24/7. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

Ya'know, gas prices would be less of a concern if companies let everyone continue working from home like we all wanted to after covid instead of making everyone return to the office to justify their poor real estate investments. But what do I know? I'm just some douchebag

In 1997 I was teleported, against my will, to the dunkin donuts on Long Beach Rd in Oceanside New York at 3 am on a Thursday night. It was either the CIA, aliens, or tequila. Probably aliens.