Every time Harrison Butker misses a field goal a woman earns a college degree

I've been trying to pinpoint where it all went wrong in the US and I know the popular answer is usually "Reagan" but I think it was all truly lost on December 15 2012, the day after Sandy Hook, when nothing changed. There was never any coming back from that. Before then, I had hope. That's now gone

Does anyone else just not give a shit anymore? I'm just so tired

Josh Allen is a God

Bills D is trash

Bills defense needs to figure out how get off the field on third down

New recession indicator just dropped, security locks on candles

The Doctor Pepper scholarship football toss thing they do every year feels very dystopian/hunger games-ey to me. Anyone else?

Did the Bengals cross a picket line to get to the team hotel in Buffalo today?

👉They've stopped recommending vaccines for hepatitis b. 👉They're letting the ACA subsidies expire with no plan to replace them. 👉They're cutting access to food stamps. Republicans want us to die

So does the blanket pardon of January 6th insurrectionists cover the pipe bomber?

Well…nevermind!

How do people go anywhere without their ID on them, especially a liquor store?

The song is right, if you want guests to leave just bring them some figgy pudding

Why is Collinsworth pronouncing Mariota so weirdly?

I have a mildly amusing post that's going to get at least three likes locked in the chamber for when it happens.

Utz potato chips are more potato-ey than other potato chips. Yes, I took an edible. I'm still right though.

The Trump economy has them rationing cheese and seasoning. Did they carve the turkey with their fists? Those aren't raisins in the stuffing they're cranberries. Same difference though.

But I was told that no illegal orders were being given to the military

If we were invading Venezuela because of drugs like they're telling us then he wouldn't be pardoning the former president of Honduras who was convicted of drug trafficking. We're invading Venezuela because of the Epstein files and the economy because war time presidents poll better. Oh, and oil

Wait so we're going to invade Venezuela and we've killed at least 80 people because of "drug trafficking" but he's going to pardon the former Honduran president, Juan Orlando Hernandez, who was convicted of drug trafficking? I don't understand

Umm, actually... There isn't enough tryptophan in turkey to make you sleepy on Thanksgiving, it's the spending all day with your family that does it

Just sitting here on the group W bench

Years ago I was in NYC at Christmas, posted up outside a midtown restaurant smoking a cigarette when Mariska Hargitay walked passed. I screamed something, I don't remember what, I was starstruck. She looked back and we made eye contact. I was frozen in my tracks. She's absolutely stunning in person

Who was that white kid doing a terrible impression of Rick James? #macysthanksgivingparade

looked like he was going to fail to regain the white house... "assassination attempt" poll numbers were dropping & Epstein files talk heats up... Charlie Kirk gets murdered Record low poll numbers, Epstein files bill passes almost unanimously... Two national guard troops get killed

The Trump DOJ attempting to be "your retribution"

The point is, Charlie Brown, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good

We didn't know what we had with Google+ and we let it slip away. What I wouldn't do right now for social media where everyone had to verify their identity in order to create an account.

We on the left are too smart or trying to be too smart for our own good. Everyone wants to be the smartest, and have the best take and we're afraid of being unoriginal and being accused of sheep repeating msnbc (msnow) or whatever so we don't repeat talking points and burns against the right...

How Trump thought he looked today vs how he actually looked

I'm three songs into the new De La Soul album and... wow. Just give them the Grammy now.

The best time to do Thanksgiving grocery shopping is 9 pm on Saturday night. The store was empty and it was glorious.

Maybe I'm a prude, but do people actually do that?

I had to work late so I'm just catching up on today's news. Ummmmm.....

When I pet my cat and she gives me the airplane ears

Joe Brady went in to Texas with no plan for the best defense in the league. He let the reigning MVP get sacked 8 times and never adjusted protection. It's a miracle Josh didn't suffer a season ending injury last night. Joe Brady needs to be gone.

Is Joe Brady still employed?

Bread and butter is an underrated snack I'm stoned

Fire EVERYONE #bills

I have been calling for every coach to be fired from the Bills all year. I know they're 7-3, but I'm right. FIRE EVERYONE!

This is not a fun game to watch

Need to burn some sage in this stadium

how joe brady feels sending khalil shakir in performative motion

Brandon Beane spent all of our draft capital and all of our free agent signings on defense and THIS is what it looks like? Can't stop the run and Davis freaking Mills is carving up our secondary? WTF #billsmafia #bills

Go Bills, but those Texans uniforms are 🔥

Woke up with anxiety for no reason. I'm using all of my tools to try to get past the sense of impending doom, but it won't go away. I want to just go back to bed and sleep it off, unfortunately that's not an option. So I've got to grit my teeth and get through the day. Being an adult sucks sometimes

Why are sticks of butter wrapped in such a way that you can not possibly open them without touching the butter with your fingers?

Trump - like a mushroom Epstein - like an egg Musk - mangled in a botched surgery I'm sensing a theme here

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