Dune has the same plot as the Westminster Dog Show: After generations of careful breeding, we have produced this perfect little freak of nature and now it has behavioral issues

Is Moana 2 Biden's Katrina?

It's tough following sports people because it'll be 5:30 pm on a Wednesday and they're randomly like, holy shit that was the craziest thing I've ever seen

losing a rap battle so badly that you file two lawsuits is literally one of the funniest things i have ever heard

This is how you become a writer: just pick one of the things that is deeply wrong with you. Make it a character. Now send it on a self-help journey or try to kill it. Now call it a book.

@mauplease.bsky.social in their element, being a silly lil' guy