I can’t wait until edgelords dry up from lack of engagement and blow away like dust in the nuclear post-apocalyptic wind

I know some of y’all have stood in the kitchen and ate an entire box of cookies but have any of you opened a jar of pickles and ate every damned one inside of a few minutes

This is not accidental. They are telling us what they are going after next.

That maga dentist lady. 😐 The one proudly boasting about harming patients who come into her office and are uncomfortable with her shrine to Agent Orange, by lowering the laughing gas so they feel more pain. Her specifically. I want her to lose everything. Her license, her businesses and her money.

In today’s economy, valuing your time is the greatest sin. If everyone isn’t available 24/7 to serve the owning class, the economy might collapse. Think of what a trial that would be for the poor billionaires!

The same people telling us how amazing and accepting everyone was when THEY were teenagers are not remembering all the girls they called “d*kes”, the casual ethnic slurs, or any of the way their majority REALLY behaved. Whitewash all you want, folks like me remember what you said TO US.

If you're looking for another list-abusing idiot to block, look no further than this moron: @greenanddirt.bsky.social

This.

I don’t generally announce things like this, but: I do not visit many retailers for various reasons, including Papa John’s, Little Caesar’s, Sam’s Club, Wal-Mart, CVS and Walgreens.

I listened to this album so much growing up. This song is one of my favorites.

I Believe (When I Fall in Love)

To all the "I cancelled my Disney+ subscription"ers, you're all boycotting Target, Hobby Lobby, Chick Fil-A, Starbucks, and Nestle too, right? Right?? If not, you should look into those companies and rethink your purchasing choices.

I’m proud to announce that I have been elected Grand Pooh-Bah of Antifa. Please send your congratulations written on 10s and 20s.

A GIF from a movie I happily watch any time it’s on

People who should not be allowed to vote again:

What a challenging prompt! Three subjects I might be able to lecture on for three hours with no prep: 1. Western philosophy. There’s so much I think I could go 3 hours 2. History of the Internet: I was around for most of it 😅 3. New wave science fiction, probably: I consumed a lot of it.

This app really shows you how much white supremacy has made white people feel comfortable.

I am tired of people making this woman their fucking punching bag. You did the same shit to Hillary.

Fucking ACAB.

A joke as skyline cleanser? Works for me: Last night I was in bed for 20 minutes and then I heard the pizza delivery guy cough. That’s when I remembered that I came to my room to get my wallet.

Stubbornly ignorant people’s arguments irritate me.

White Women as a demographic voted for Trump/MAGA three times in a row. The MAJORITY. So don't sit there with your "Not All" and "Not ME!" stuff. Stop centering yourself, and instead engage your own demographic to convince them to stop voting against themselves.

Stephen Miller gave a speech that was nearly 100% plagiarised from Joseph Goebbels. Please stop telling us that the whole MAGA/Trump movement is not Nazism. We’ve always known it was.

I got raptured but it didn’t take. Before I can be raptured, do I need to lose some weight? I was raptured and the Wi-Fi in heaven suuuuucks

Probably it’s like blasphemous of me to be impatient, but when does the Rapture start? Is there a particular time, and in which time zone?? /s

One very wealthy white man got his job back today (along with his 200 staff and production team) because of organizing, boycotts, and collective pushback. When will we see that same energy for the 320k+ Black women who were pushed out of the labor market?

Politics are like catch-22 The only way to get money out of politics is to… put money into politics to get your candidates elected… and to vote every election

Someone typed “hot buttered rum” and my old eyes read “hot buttered nun” and I-

There’s a person on TikTok who says she’s an inter-dimensional communicator. She’s been giving updates on those objects traveling through solar system. And also some aliens left plants and Gaia says if the plants die it’s ok because they volunteered to come here. She’s holding divining rods.

This rapture thing has my brain jumping from thought to thought. Do Black women in heaven have one amazing hairstyle for all eternity, do we get to constantly try different styles? What if my hairdresser is in pergatory? Can he get a pass to visit me every 2 weeks?

For me, being added to lists as retribution for disagreement is ineffective as a guilt trip. I imagine people who use lists to label people think they are providing a useful service. I bet they’d use AI if they aren’t using it already.

Our family always celebrated Rapture Eve instead of Rapture Day.

@mialynneb.bsky.social Seriously, so many of these Very Serious People™️ are SUPER sillypants.

I will forever refute the idea that he was a genius. He was a run of the mill racist, misogynist, eugenicist douche who wrapped his bullshit in a religious cloak like so very many people before him. Repackage, my ass. White dudes will forever make up elaborate reasons for white men failing up. 🙄

I keep seeing calls for Dems to "moderate [our] views on cultural issues," and I wonder who is it we're expected to throw under the bus, whose rights we're going to be okay with stomping, and who we're willing to join the GOP in dehumanizing? Where's the line? Confession is good for the soul.

Tuesday is Rapture Day again and you know what that means. Rapture Balloons! Prepare a length of stout cord with a slip knot on one end and keep it at the ready. When you see a Christian starting to lift off, lasso an ankle and tie off the other end to something heavy. Rapture balloon.

@governor.ca.gov The #UCLA Director of Race and Equity, a Black man, and a California resident, has been placed on investigative leave by your state-run school for using his 1A rights guaranteed in this nation. He might get fired for speaking out against Charlie Kirk. Is there anything you can do?

Nobody smokes in the boys’ room anymore and that’s healthy

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Many Americans will miss comedy, now that it has been canceled along with free speech. Hopefully we can vote these freedoms back before too long! In the meantime, here's a goodbye laugh from ⁦‪@colbertlateshow‬⁩

Here we see how males of the species often use verbal aggression to compensate, poorly, for their lack of discernible value to potential mates.

Everyone will want to block ‪@mjsgaymer.bsky.social‬, a particularly evil pro-fascist leftist account that reports people just because he doesn't like them.

Just a suggestion to those who don't look like me in all our many beautiful shades: when you say this has never happened before you mean to y'all. When you say "this is not how we are" you mean to each other. My folk can give dates and times this sh!t has happened to us and yes that's who you are.

How I feel after folks add me to their little list or block me. Sleeping good that I live rent free in your head.

This is a personal attack! BLOCK 😅😂

Somebody told me DoorDash delivers food from movie theaters and I-

Say it with me. Kamala Harris is a private citizen that has no more power than you do, Doug. Get off your ass and do something, you lazy piece of shit.

Republicans and other assorted running dog lackeys currently submissively urinating on themselves don't want you to remember Charlie Kirk by his actual words because that would be disrespectful to Charlie Kirk, so don't read this thread of Charlie Kirk's words that a friend of mind collated. /1