“Courts can not tell the President what to say. Courts can not tell the President what not to say.” Now, I may not be a fancy government lawyer, but even I know that’s bullshit right there. And if your introduction starts out with bullshit, why should anyone bother reading your argument?

We’re gonna need a bigger reconstruction.

Neil Sedaka was so talented, and he inspired me to follow my dream of being a songwriter. With love and gratitude and condolences to his family. www.hollywoodreporter.com/music/music-...

www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news... Ice lied to get into her building claiming they were looking for a missing person she was released after New York City mayor Mamdani spoke to trump ice gotta go

It’s not the handshake, John. It’s yet another example of how you’ve abandoned the very people who elected you, stood by you through the stroke, and expected you to represent their interests. You have disappointed us all.

I regret to inform you I have discovered LOTRO. If you never hear from me again, look for me in Bree. @officiallotro.bsky.social

I try not to read these things through for my own mental health, but this caught my eye: Did we… deport Rosie O’Donnell? Did I miss that? Or is it just more crazy ramblings?

Just did the same with my Gen Z the same thing. Even with hints he didn’t get it. When I told him Al Gore, his first comment was “you mean we might not have had the whole war in Afghanistan and the rest?” He now knows the evil power of the hanging chad.

So he’s obviously now sympathetic to asylum claims from people entering through the southern border? Yeah, I thought not.

The time for the “buyer” to “beware” was when they signed on to his tariff blackmail demands.

https://share.inquirer.com/HkL1mP

Have they tried tightening their belt, using a budgeting tool and maybe cutting back on the avocado toast?

Of interest, Rep Harris has recent personal experience with voter fraud so maybe that makes him an expert? https://www.newyorker.com/news/dispatch/the-tearful-drama-of-north-carolinas-election-fraud-hearings

Sadly, I don’t believe this goes without saying for some people: Do NOT take medical advice from a nazi porn-bot prone to hallucinations.

Eric, Eric, Eric. That’s the part you don’t say out loud.

Does anyone have a favorite ebook reading app? I usually use Kindle on iPad, but I’m wondering if there are better options.

There are some Dems who are uneasy about "trans issues" and would like to "find a compromise" with MAGA but: 1) there is no compromise with this rhetoric 2) they'd never compromise anyway 3) when you try to do that, all it does is show voters who lean your way that you are weak and unprincipled.

We are living through dark, disturbing and dangerous times, but do not despair — the cavalry is coming! Bruce Springsteen and The E Street Band will be taking the stage this spring from Minneapolis to California to Texas to Washington, D.C. for the Land of Hope And Dreams American Tour.

Bari Weiss, meet Barbra Streisand.

Yeah, shoutout to Carr for making Talarico a national figure.

Even when—no, ESPECIALLY when—they say they are protecting children, they just can’t help enabling pedophilia.

Never anticipated feeling for Massie, but. He’s been one of the driving forces in getting the Epstein files released (to the extent they have been, at least). But now I think (hope) he’s drowning in the horror. Please don’t let us be at the “falling out windows” stage of governmental collapse.

Thank you, DC grand jurors. Nice to know my Rep can focus on her job instead of defending the charge of *checks notes* restating the actual law regarding military following illegal orders.

“Sure, I murdered my wife, but have you seen how great my front lawn looks! That’s what we should be talking about. All my friends say it’s gorgeous. You like lawns too!”

Sure are a lot of suicides at what is totally not at all a death camp. https://share.inquirer.com/V44j5u

I don’t understand why more lawyers don’t do this One Simple Trick™️. Just go up to the prosecutor and say, “So, what’s the price for you to make all this go away?”

We never needed to dial the area code to make a local phone call. Loosely related: My grandfather was rabidly anti-zip code and never used those either and his mail still got where it needed to every time.

Watch this video. We are the city of Brotherly Love but she’s making it clear: ICE is not family.

I do not know this term. With great trepidation, I asked Alexa. Her reply? “I’d prefer not to answer that.” Ok, then. I’m good with this hole in my knowledge.

The administration pathologically obsessed with “securing the border” couldn’t even find it?

I hate to do this, but if I had to see it, yada yada. The White House website has been updated with WH “Major Events Timeline. I don’t understand how any foreign nation takes us seriously at this point. https://www.whitehouse.gov/about-the-white-house/the-white-house/

New chant for ICE protests just dropped. Actually, I wonder if we could get the clip of Trump saying it & put it on repeat at max volume…

God forbid you do something wild and crazy like banning the specific accounts w/hate speech. Nah, let’s just delete an entire language. What a joke.

While I believe this is the most likely scenario, I also believe Trump will have a meltdown about people even *thinking* he did it.

At this point, if you're interviewing a Republican about the president's latest transgression and you *don't* have the video or post or whatever cued up and ready to show them when they pretend they haven't seen it yet -- I'm just going to assume you're in on the con yourself.

Very on brand. DARVO - the International Diplomacy Edition https://bsky.app/profile/bloomberg.com/post/3m3kgqhguyh2i

Not surprised. Not even a little. Not that they attacked a disabled fishing boat. Not that they lied about it and blamed the victims. And especially not that they’re incapable of taking responsibility OR successfully covering it up. Pathetic.

Looks like Disney+ wants to really REALLY discourage people from cancelling their subscription in the future…

The perfect synthesis of today’s timeline.

Now I hate to shock you all, but contrary to what the clown college drop outs currently pretending to be grown up, super-smart scientists are going to say, Tylenol does not cause autism. Hate to say it, but we’re gonna need to take any info coming out of CDC & FDA with a grain of salt for a bit.

Things you think go without saying: ✅ Schools getting kids actively involved in a project teaching about the history of slavery. ❌ Deliberately casting your Black middle school students as the slaves in your reenactment. https://share.inquirer.com/2RIDPd

Le sigh. I’m listening to an audiobook and the tough-as-nails veteran cop growled to the rookie who wants to go in without a warrant, “Maybe, but we’re the police. If we don’t obey the law, then who else will?” Who, indeed… (That the book is fiction goes without saying.)

Just went to cancel Disney+/Hulu/ESPN…and found out they come free with my internet plan. Looks like I’ll have to delete my account on each site. Annoying. #cancelDisney

Oh, please, please, please can someone create (or point me towards) a “Trump fail” gimmick account. I could read posts like this all day, lmao.

Omg I never even thought of this and now I have a new item on my bucket list.

THAT’S who will fix all the problems with copyright! Expecting the EO making IP illegal first thing in the morning.

Rep. Scott Perry's district

When the kindle algorithm hits *chef’s kiss* juuuussst right.

The MOVE bombing by Phila PD. (Also Challenger & 9/11 but everybody else picked them first.)