Shorts on or off? #fcf

Just finished my first run since my ankle injury a couple of weeks back someone gets me a coffee and something to wipe off this sweat asap

It's #monochromemonday again 😜

Soft cock and silly video games 😋

Hair cut days are always good days

Fresh ink

We’re all Shelley Duvall

Mustaches just do something to me 🥴

If I liked your nudes I'm either jerking off to them or I really like the home decor in the background.

*gets skin care for Xmas* *Tries skin care* .................. Why tf did no one tell me this shit looks like I'm covering my face in splooge ................................ I mean my face feels so nice tho.....

Me and who??

Come get into the festive mood with me

Brave and Relaxed 😎 nrosa01.github.io/pmd-quiz-onl...

Did a 10 pack open this morning to try and complete the mythical island collection, only missing aerodactyl.......still missing aerodactyl 🥲

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Since I missed that Pokémon plush prompt a couple weeks ago, here’s my boy Snorlax and me (and neither of us wearing clothes)

Someone wanted to see what I was up to tonight

Without downloading any new pics; Mentally, where are you?

Just finished two hours of hot yoga and my pits are ripe af

just got the worst cold brew. and it feels homophobic.

Me: why does the gochugaru come in half kilo bags it's such a hassle to store Me a couple weeks later: hmmmm I'm running low on gochugaru better head to the shops

Lazy Sundays are the bomb

Me: Goes for a walk, sees a Kmart My brain: you don't need anything don't buy anything Me: Walks out with an air fryer

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Are soft cock Saturdays a thing?

So many sexy strong funny and awesome people on here

Post you from a different era of your life.

I love these shoes haha 🤣

I'm sorry but can we all please take a moment to appreciate their armpits.

Shudder and chill vibes 🎥💀🛋️

Here's my #softcock Show me yours 😈

Went to the barber last week, told them to just do the sides, looked in the mirror all week realising that I should have had him do the top, books another appointment.......

Quickity quackity I wanna do you from the backity

⚠️ PSA ⚠️ I *always* want the link to the alt.

.................is America real or is it just one big Truman show?

Couldn't decide if I wanted to take a pic for #fcf before or after hot yoga tonight so I'll leave this here and decide later.

Would you like some food with your hot sauce sir?

There’s no bigger ick than being mean to customer service workers in any capacity

“Giddy up jingle horse pick up your feet” sounds like something a homophobic gym teacher would say

Sometimes I really wish I could like peoples bios, I just read the phrase "three racoons sharing a Hawaiian shirt" and I'm in fucking hysterics

That feeling when you try to take a hump day photo and it's just not working 😂

How big are you? 5'7"ish 190lbs

I mean not entirely inaccurate

Gooner shenanigans from earlier this year. #bator #penismasturbator #verbal #tongue #drool #flex #boner #boing #feet #gooner #goon