Meet beau. Not my puppy but still gave me kisses

Subway hot dogs

A morning with Matisse 🙂

Idk why im still awake

When he asks me if he should trim

What did i do that the universe decided to put a man’s pits in my face the whole subway ride

Youll catch me pushing it when i see someone i dont like running to catch it.

I think my gym crush doesn’t re-rack his weights, and i just feel like it’s something i can bring up while riding on top.

Ive reached the point of living here that i will full jam with headphones in. Dancing and all

Im an adamant believed that preference ranking should be integers ONLY. You’re telling me you give this ice cream spot an 8.43? NO. It’s an 8 or a 9.

The 900 dollar leather loafers i tried on in soho are calling my name rn.

Officially had my cat claw through a pair of leather shoes 🥺🥺

7 am soul cycle. Why did i sign up for this..?

Drop some MARVEL

I officially have a fat crush

So i had no cavities ◡̈

Locking in for leg dayyy

This man 😍

Fab night at the opera 😍

Had a particularly special day

For those who have me on find my friends, made it home. Phone 2% battery

Raw dogging the city rn. No bag. No bottle. Just two pockets. 🤷‍♂️

The number of times this happens to me….

I met the most ADORABLE gay couple in my chocolate making class yesterday. Immediate connect, and they became friends with my best friend and I during the class over 3.5 hours. Then, we said goodbye and parted ways. There was something so special about it—will we ever meet again? No idea. 😊

Whatever I doordashed sushi

I’m tired of pretending in this damn city. I’m NOT A FAST WALKER. OKAY?!?! Are you happy now?!

Laundry piled. Down to the emergency jock

The talent is unreal

Friend of mine who is recently single randomly dropped that he’s hung… as we discussed him being allergic to cats.

A NY congressional candidate just casually vibing on Roosevelt Island!!??! OKAYYY

Creepy man followed me into the building gym, walked around looking at the equipment, and just sat down, continually coughed and sorta hung out…

Who wanna come to the botanical garden w me so i cam get pictures of flowers

I had fun w friends today 😊

Thinking about boy tattas

Future food reviewer?

Theres a mew HUMMUS GUY at the farmers market!!!

I personally love indecisive friends who give me total control over dinner rez rights. Like were having what i want.

Id go to war to protecc some of y’all.

Late nite jim time

My friend (30, ghey) has been dating a 24 year old guy for about a month. Yesterday, he told me they were discussing moving inn together, and I’m certain my blank stare and zero reply gave away that i thought he was falling into his impulsive dating tendencies. A MONTH?!

Always thinking about that bridge to Terabithia

Okay… okay… 3 boys checked me out today! Ahhh

with tongue, mind you!!

Im big sad i have to wait a year for the next Heated Rivalry book comes out. I cried wildly throughout book 6. Need to unpack w bloomfies

The straight is wild this morning.

So, i cried on the plane reading my book. Cried getting home seeing my cat. We all crode

Recovery mode. I need this grain bowl do the lords work

Good nite world

I have beach

I have spent the evening slowly convincing people in my group that other people want to stay out until sunrise. Each has begrudgingly accepted it as the plan for the night but secretly it’s me. 😈😈 Xoxo JoRo