The boys are wild hunting for their personal bad buddy these days

Friend is taking a mediocre date the the coffee shop I showed him as a cute spot for us to hang out and kiki. And he’s TAINTING it willfully with a mediocre man. Lemme overreact for like 10 seconds.

anyone that’s not having to deal with the snow rn feels like an enemy

🔐

gm

Seagulls at the beach.

Poopy doo-doo

Am i… being poached rn?

Made you a schedule with what I could remember 🤣😘

Cleaning motivation? Do it in a thong. Got me feeling… something.

As requested by @liztruss.bsky.social. Also idk why legs went so hard

Cutting out from work to go hit leg day? Me think yes

me in the darkroom at the club:

This whole thread is nuts!

He’s omitting the fact it was as I exited that I saw him and still made time for him

Secret: mine are super sensitive

If you scold me, i will want a kiss

Breaking out of my philosophical cage

when the vers top to your vers bottom says the magic words (you can stick it in)

Happy Lunar New Year!! 🧧 I was born in the year of the pig if that means anything to anyone

Hate when peoole live my dream

If you are not working today, shut your slut mouth. I don’t want to hear it

Sipping a chamomile tea on the way home from the club

Who’s kissing me tonight

The amazing surprise that was seeing today was the premiere of Season 2 of Like Water for Chocolate😍😍.

Guess it was a 2 load kinda night. All im saying.

Why are literal 30 year old adults talking about their ACT super scores on the train…? Or at all??

Why are boys so cute when they just woke up?

Needing to bury my face in a man’s beefy chest or *** right now

This week is distressing!!!!

What a strain

Feeling very ***** rn

“I’m being friendly!” “No, you’re flirting.” “But… I’m trying to just be friendly.” “I know, Nick. But you’re always flirting.”

Everyone delete

Somthing something white underwear

Spit on it

iykyk🥰

I didn’t realize hearing Benito sing in Spanish, the language narrating my childhood memories with my grandparents, would bring me to tears. 😭

best Super Bowl halftime in YEARS

GAGA?!?!

As someone who gives absolutely no shits about sports unless it’s gay, happy bad bunny day to all who celebrate

I am Latino

I had an incredible night out with friends last night and only had a diet coke. 3 bars later. I was joyous

Me when he’s uncut

Me to any man trying to date my friend.

And im out of eggs…?

I AM NOT HAVING FUN AND FEELING BONITA!!

MY APARTMENT FLOODED TOO?!

THE CATERING FOR MY EVENT IN 1 hour cancelled. CANCELLED. FRANTICALLY COBBLING TOGETHER A FIX.