okay chat, going to Philly in 2 weeks. what do i do?

one time, this guy stayed over and used my toothbrush…. without asking.

fellas is it gay to be all tuckered out

my days have been so full of good friendship lately and i am teeming with gratitude!!

brunch ate

it’s officially long enough for me to have concluded I don’t like a colleague of mine.

okay, so i went to brunch with a friend today, and all i requested was a spot with a caesar salad on the menu. this man picked the single place in all of new york with a cabbage caesar… just cabbage and diet coke from a plastic bottle…. i almost fought him.

my cold brew is strong, my pussy is tight. what more can a boy want

photo that almost made me cry this week. my angel

apartment lighting was serious today

update: Cuomo had called an Uber Black Car back to Albany

It was magical getting to cast my first vote as an MYC resident for Zohran!!!

update. i sobbed.

bye for the next hour. i will be crying while watching coco

i love s*cking **** and ****.

why did i wake up h*** and l***ing?!

i’ve been feeling a lot of emotions lately

As the crisp of Fall takes hold, a moment in the botanicals captured the season

zooming to the NY botanical garden to see the corpse flower. don’t mind me!

the hottest man i’ve ever met is at this conference, complimented my seminar talk, and shook my hand with his sweaty, sexy man hand. and idk… im in love.

not sure why but a night’s sleep in a hotel ALWAYS hits better than at home.

now why would the lady next to me on the train choose the final 15 min of the entire ride to eat her boiled egg and feta and salmon bowl…? like dear god

Okay boston bloomfies, what’re some must do’s while in town?

"No kings" includes guys under 5'8 btw

The recession indicator no one is talking about

i’ve gotten shat on twice by pigeons in nyc. i’ve decided I’m taking it out on the next man i ride. i’m not gonna be the only one getting shat on in this city

you ever just?

How I'm trying to be

God I am HORNY today 😵‍💫

i think squeezing a beefy chest would cure me

John Wick

when i tell you i am in a mood this weekend. i mean a mood

excuse me, i was replying to that post you deleted

okay nyc bloomfies. expect a partiful invite shortly

i had the most new york evening ever. i randomly said yes to an invite to go to a street artist showcase, discovered 2 new incredible, local bands, met the owner of a new Nolita bar, and just jammed in an underground bar for the entire night!

it’s a great morning!

i think there was something in my dinner because i’m suddenly in need of **** and ***

the way i just embarrassingly tripped and fell up a single stair.

i guess i’m going to boston! and have one week to prep a seminar talk. drop activities i should do while in town!

as promised

why do some people like doing handstands at the gym and stuff?

i was spotted and clocked by a handsome boy at the farmers market. Are we dating now?!

do i go on an evening excursion to get dessert?

just starting a show called great british bake off. very cute. local bakers do little challenges.

i’ve recently becomes obsessed with this relatable woman from Staten island and she’s genuinely so funny

when i see a particularly funny or entertaining bio on a dating app, i genuinely consider blocking them and stealing it EVERY time.

how often you wash your reusable water bottle tells me a lot about you!

bloomfie called me a little dancer yesterday so here’s a lil dance in new undies i’m trying out