Jack Benny was born on this day in 1894. He would be 39 today.

For God's sake, they even have an "investigate a murder" tune they hum together that sounds like a Mike Post theme from the '70s.

Was going to rewatch Fringe. Let's be honest, it's been a while. But the amount of commercials is prohibitive. Time to revaluate Hulu, ESPN, package. Wish me luck

Friends, Gunners, sports fans...

“Say ‘ahoy’ to my little friend.” -pirated copy of Scarface

Post a banger that's not in English. www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N_t...

There, there…

An artist. youtu.be/8xk1P1913y0?...

Amen

I so did not see that and now I can't stop seeing it.

If you're over 30, quote this with some life advice. Floss. Everyday. They're not kidding. In case you're not old enough: Mary Schmich wrote a column. It was attributed to Kurt Vonnegut and forwarded to every email address on the planet 3.7 times. Before you judge us, his wife forwarded it.

New bed delivered today. Cat claimed it.

Mordor she wrote #LibraryShelfieDay

Thanks for the helpful auto-complete, Gmail.

Rosebud

Muppet a Rated R Movie The Taking of Pelham One Two Three A B C

Ruin a movie or TV show series by adding ‘if you know what I mean’ Welcome Back Kotter, if you know what I mean

Slightly diminish a band: One-piece kill

Eugene Drive-in Always a double feature. Saw many a Dean Jones or Curt Russell Disney movie. Sent to 'sleep' in the back of the station wagon, we watched the adult film over the bench seat. As a teen-ager, we spliced a cable into one of the window mounted speakers and watched from the back fence.

Had a pair of "travel" pants to reduce pick pockets. Had to get pulled out of line and patted down four times before it dawned on me that the preventative measure was a pocket with ZIPPER. Was so excited to figure it out I went back and told the guy who patted me down. He was not impressed.

Professor Moriarty will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY.

What's the phrase... "Football is life."? @meninblazers.bsky.social

We have scored more goals than the other team on 14 separate occasions this season and we're top of the league. Let's keep doing this. I like it.

Not sure why I need AI to tell me an email has only 49 words in it. But I'm comforted by the knowledge that as it destroys all we hold dear, it will inform me of the word count of my emails. No way to tell it I *WANT* terse email correspondents. Get to the point, get out.

Ruin two bands by combining them: The Clash of TITAN

Share a great female villain.

Make it available on streaming, ya bastards!

From Prussia mit liebe

Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year

A Lord of the Rings cover band called Grateful Déagol (There has to be a gollum and the Phish song combo, but I can't think of it)

You heard it here first. Reliable sources* say Arsenal will make an offer on Mo Salah in the January transfer window. @meninblazers.bsky.social * the lads in the bar at 2am

You will be visited by three spirits. Apparently, I was targeted by my daughter

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.

@awalrusdarkly.bsky.social Heard this podcast and thought of you and The Scares that Shaped Us. www.hiddenbrain.org/podcast/murd...

*Holding up my fist* say hello to QWE *and then my other fist* RTY

I heard there was a secret verse That David used to make AI worse But you don't really want to pub that, do ya

Caveman Blue Cheese from Rogue Creamery Semi-hard Oregon 🐄 🧀 with blue mold. The aroma is the only subtle thing about this blue. Crumbly, but fudge texture and a few crystals. Strong blue and salt flavor, with a background of pecans, bacon, and maybe roasted root vegetables.

I'd I'm spending 100,000 dollars on a personal vehicle, it should come with a philosophical buddy Hackett as a mechanic

🎵One of these things is not like the other I mean, Wolves win? @meninblazers.bsky.social

Asparagus wrapped in cheese and summer sausage, clam chowder, and garlic bread made with kings Hawaiian. Not good. When Aunt came out of rehab and wanted to reintegrate with family, it's what she knew how to make. Aunt's gone, but the meal lives on.

It's come to my attention that some people have received AI-generated emails about collaborating with me and/or my agent. I have not and would never send out those emails. If you get one...it's NOT ME!

share a tv series youve watched from beginning to end more than once... (Easy to watch all the episodes when there's like... eight. Still outlasted Police Squad.)

share a tv series youve watched from beginning to end more than once... angel was my first choice but they never have good gifs from that series.

Since Bluesky doesn't give me enough characters to truly express the depth of my hatred of the Soulless, Climate-Eating Plagiarism Machine:

parents freed a hummingbird from a skylight with a coleus flower attached to a pole

Three Goons and a Baby

#TLSkyChat A8 Simple is better Play in one period No complicated rules Let the kids generate "house" rules Fewer players is better than taking time finding a quorum Like market signs, sometimes homemade versions of favorites work better that fancy ones. Still regret laying out for pricey Jenga

#TLSkyChat A4 The students desire to play the games. I've removed students from the library if they can't coop and they return. One group organized their own tournament for a 10 minute soccer game. REWARDS. Still working on cross-clique game play. Ran on contest on 3d print. How does it work?

#TLSkyChat A5 Pratchett - Interesting Times. I have no idea if a game could capture the humor. I could see an updated Where in the World is Carmen Santiago with Cultural Treasures instead of Locations.

#TLSkyChat A2 Haven't had to. Admin and teachers appreciate 'free' supervision. Several of the teachers run games as clubs as well: Pokeman, D&D, Magic the Gathering. If you want to run a Magic group, MagiKids (magikids.org) will provide kits: cards, deck boxes, playing surfaces. Curricula included