"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy"

He mispoke when he said he was the "Peace President"... He meant to say "Piece of SHIT".

You know, the best present I truly got this year was NOT having to spend the holidays with any of my PRO-FA family and in-laws. Thank you Jesus.

And you thought $28.95 a pound was too much for prime roast... HAHAHAHAHA.

'26 should see a new grave on a golf course (gods willing) at this rate. My fear is that if "only the good die young" - the "evil will last till eternity". And that is a big UGH.

Of course they won't! It is, after all, trump!

She never ages, such a beautiful woman. Barack, you got to be the luckiest man on the planet dude. And thank you both.

I did not get a large bag of fucks for Christmas AGAIN this year, and therefore none will be available for regifting throughout this coming year. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

I think Trump should be an exception to whatever rules govern speech on tv: in particular no fines or other penalties shall be levied against anyone that says Fuck you to Trump while on the air. In fact, the hosting station shall qualify for a small tax rebate.

“Merry Christmas Melania” “How did you get this number?”

Millions of documents so far, and not a single trans person or drag performer in the Epstein Files hurting children... seems to be 100% wealthy cis white folks. Imagine that.

Oh fucking great. Now he's hallucinating too.

Ed here is incredibly damaged.

My Christmas is full of Sendak! I got Wild Things stuff! WOOT WOOT! And a pirate blanket hoodie. Life is good :) New slippers, new fuzzy socks and the biggest Kiss evarrrrrrrrrrrr!

Merry Christmas my friends.

Garland will rot in hell. From prosecuting the Oklahoma City Bombings to this pitiful performance. How sad for him. So much blood is now on his hands as a co-conspirator.

Also? Found out that the dogs ate 7 pairs of fuzzy socks, a hand held Yahtzee, and ONE SMALL chocolate bar... And that Yahtzee game was in my bedroom. LOL

I've had to police my timeline so much today, I'm changing my name to Vimes...

BREAKING: Trump renames Christmas Eve “Trump-Christmas Eve”

We mostly ALL are Mr. Harry Dunn right now...

Dear god. We will all go to hell for letting this asshole sit where he is sitting...

She always dresses like she is ready to take him to the funeral parlor...

Do these guys need some seasoning to go with their "white meat" this year?

Been here, done that - bought the tee-shirt :)

“Hey, I’ve got an idea. How about we wait until Christmas Eve and tell them we found a million more documents?” “Yes! brilliant!” www.cnn.com/2025/12/24/p...

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NEW: A federal agent has fired shots in Baltimore, and two people have been taken to the hospital. www.thebanner.com/community/lo...

How in the universal fuck do you not KNOW there are a million more files than you thought??? How?

All families try to get together for the holidays

OK, I gotta grab a quick shower and get some presents to my parking lot boys. Back in a while.

Lmao...🎶😅🎶🤣🎶

BREAKING: Hegseth orders NORAD to stop tracking sleigh, demands “woke” Santa lose weight and shave beard

When a known liar tells you something is a lie - I don't care how stupid you are - you shouldn't believe him/her/it.

I don't know... I've seen snails in action, and it's a lil too slimy for me. lol

Making short videos is such a pain in the ass, especially when trying to turn them into gifs.

You realize that we'll have to burn it all down before we can re-establish "America" as a country again, right?

Holy crap. These are officially licensed with proceeds going to the Corporation for Public Broadcasting! #PBSisPUNK twocrowcollective.com/collections/...

Here's a fun little story from across the pond! www.bbc.com/reel/video/p...

Her real name is Hanan Qahwaji. And this is what she looked like before she decided to reinvent herself as a maga loser.

If only he was so fucking transparent that he could and would disappear...

As of today, my retirement brokerage account has lost 72% of it's value since President Biden has left office... I've worked so hard, for so long to make sure I could retire, and I've been fucked without the kisses or the lube. Gonna go try to sleep.

Death by 100 random gunshot is even too good for this bitch. apnews.com/article/miss...

Free Speech My Fat White Ass

1. This moron doesn't understand "WORDS". 2. She's had more plastic surgery than Ivanka, Melanoma and Guilfoyle put together. 3. She's still ugly AF.