Gonna turn out that Tylenol actually causes the Rapture

I seriously doubt Charlie neither knew where a clit was, not cared about it if he understood what it was for.

Y'all. After living in Floriduh for so many years, and being surrounded by Evangelicals, I'm going to be honest with you. I do NOT MIND being left behind. #SeeYaLaterBye.

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"You see, those who lead through fear only stay in power while those they govern lack courage." Lorewalker Cho - #WorldOfWarcraft Panda Bear extreme

It’s going to take Disney a hell of a lot longer to regain subscribers than it did to lose them. Good luck, Mickey Mouse.

Free speech is moving towards a subscription model

All of our dogs are vaxxed and tagged. They also visit the vet every 6 months, whether they need it or not. Just like my kids did with their pediatrician, and just like I do with my GP.

They're going to kill as many of us as they can

I need to call up the DoJ. They can start arresting Antifa IN ARLINGTON NATIONAL CEMETARY. Because that is were the vast majority of them are currently residing. I also hear quite a number of them are partying on Omaha, Sword, Normandy, Juno, Gold & Utah Beach in France... #FuckingMorons #AllOfThem

I'm wearing my Beatles Shirt for the rapture. Eithre I'm going to get scooped up on the way to pick up my eyedrops, or I'm going to be very fashionable in my 1969 tee-shirt of choice. Either way - I WIN!

Jimmy Kimmel’s suspension didn’t even last 1 Scaramucci

Did no one have Mark Hamil or Harrison Ford's phone numbers? www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/j...

I have to go make my children and grand children aware that they are all autistic. Be back in while.

Today's "Oh My! WELL PLAYED" Award goes to:

It occurs to me, that since we ALL KNOW that Tylenol is going to sue the living fuck out of the administration, & this administration is corrupt as FUCK, could they possibly have some sort of deal with the head of Tylenol to get a kickback on that sweet sweet law suit settlement? That's were we are

Send Disney all your extra Tylenol. I bet they could use it right about now.

DISNEY: "OK, we are putting Jimmy Kimmel back on the air. You can resubscribe now." ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."

I am high as fuck. Took a pill for my migraine (which as it turns out is linked to my eyes, who'da thunk it). So while I am this high, let me remind you all - I LOVE YOU ALMOST AS MUCH AS I USED TO LOVE RUFFLES (pre-Ozempic). LOL Imma go lay down before I hurt myself.

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Hey guys - having my first eye surgery a week from tomorrow. Today would be a good day to buy me a coffee (if you're into that sort of thing) - absolutely no pressure - but I can use a little help with the co-pay of $500 :) Link in bio - if you're into that sort of thing. LOL

I refuse to congradulate or to appease Disney because THEY CAVED. I don't give a fuck if they are backtracking because they are losing money. FUCK DISNEY. They do NOT deserve our support PERIOD. I don't give a fuck that they are "allowing" Kimmel back on the air. They can kiss my fat white ass

Not going to up my Disney+ still. I will count on you guys to tell me what happens in Only Murders in the Building, because FUCK DISNEY

Taking cash in brown bags is protected by the Goodfellas Act of 1990.

The kind of replies I am seeing lots of to Charlie Kirk “Christianity.”

No more “Democrats” like him or Sinema, please. Sell outs not welcome.

Who'd have thought that with the event of mass media, social media and MASS COMMUNICATIONS, that something that was NOT in the headlines and treated as a 1 off, would in fact NOT be a 1 off? We're all going to die - they just want it to be sooner.

You’re watching mass manipulation in real time

BREAKING: RFK Jr. proposes replacing Tylenol with leeches

its just not defensible in 2025 for democratic candidates and officeholders not to have a clear position on asserting the equal rights of transgender americans. if you're unwilling, step aside and let a patriot take your place.

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Why is ALL of fucking congress (and their families it would appear) SO GODDAMN DYSFUNCTIONAL??? This totally flew under the radar this weekend, didn't it? nypost.com/2025/09/21/u...

You’re much closer to becoming disabled or homeless than you are to becoming rich and wealthy. It’s not a moral failing. It’s not something you can “try harder” your way out of. We need robust social supports & safety nets to ensure everyone is properly cared for.

Kash is hitting the Cuervo again it seems...

When I moved to St. Louis after 9/11 - I weighed close to 240 pounds. Atkins was the rage back then, and for over a year I stuck to it religiously. I lost almost 80 pounds. In the 20+ years since then, I gained back about 30 pounds. back on Atkins I lost 10 of it - then hit a wall. Tried (1/2)

HEY !!! @pinkmouse.bsky.social LISA!!! show this to the hubby - help him make up his mind sooner rather than later!

These days weird al is more like only slightly peculiar al

We must return to the time where men worked, women cleaned, and the studio audience laughed– oh shit wait. I'm thinking of leave it to beaver. nevermind

And this feckless administration will do nothing. ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING about it.

I totally agree with this.

And there it is. PROOF that the shooter was one of their own.

Holy Fuck! He shouldn't be talking to trump that way...