ocarina of slime

gift i drew for a friend!

determination joker: wanna know how i got this far?

Your midriff should comfort the disturbed and disturb the comfortable

asking the lesbian couple who controls mario and who controls the player 2 luma cursor

update: the tv has a screensaver where a rabbit hops back and forth eating falling vegetables under the night sky

My mistake, you are correct! I generated the file, but I did not give you a download link — let me go get it for you [pretends to walk down stairs behind couch]

GayBot: Hi, I'm GayBot. Thanks for upgrading to Windows 11. Would you like me to show you around? YES >NO< GayBot: Great! Did you say 'no' because I'm gay? YES >NO< GayBot: Really? Do you have any gay friends? YES NO >PREFER NOT TO ANSWER<

This isn't a tape recorder saying that he did it. This is the beautiful new medium of "CD". Imagine.

i think a good way to cure the female loneliness epidemic is to play the yume nikki online project together

When they decided Zelda 2 wasn't working they literally deplatformed Link. Went back to those gay ass top down games. What the fuck is CDI.

I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects

Hey, the common loon called. Yeah, it was hauntingly beautiful

Great drinking game is to watch a movie from the Library of Congress "National Film Registry" and take a drink every time something culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant happens

The Wake of The Only Good Thing In This World #Eraserhead #HenryIsABum

Old Sketch - Third Date #farcille #marcille #falin #falintouden #fanart #dungeonmeshi #dungeonmeshifanart #sketch #lineart #cute #date

THIS IS THE STORY OF A ROOKIE WHO WANTED TO BECOME... #zeroranger #denofven

you should all read Shimeji Simulation. not just good manga but possibly one of the most interesting works of lesbian / sapphic fiction made in the past few years idk

We are different. Irreconcilable. You went to school. I went to work. You see a DNA sequence. I see Miscter Krabs laughing. AGCTACGACACGA. Fuck you big man

NSFW versions of video game studios (18+ only minors do not read): Boobisoft Sintendo Sinsomniac Fucker Punch Capcum Asstivision Jizzard Square Penix DeVulva Digital Team18+ SFW versions of game studios: Good Dog

[finally standing up to a bully] hey asshole... [but remembering that first and foremost I am a poet] I will engulf you like a fog

i don't think i could sleep if there was a funko pop in the room with me

charlie kaufman please transition no one will get mad at you

First date idea

narrators are so unreliable these days

i think they should make a Zelda iii

you have to become a pervert. you have to become a pervert. the church clothes are too itchy for everyone else too. they're just fucking lying. you can lie or you can take those shoes off before they deform your feet