Wait does this mean the endless football is over? Imagine if the Oscars lasted for a month.

"Oh cool a postmodern novel from the seventies, written by a man - I'll just put on my Heavy Duty Misogyny Goggles."

Fucccck they got him with the Gun That Makes You Italian

Let's go back to the heady progressive days of *checks notes* the 1970s and be a fucking actually unionised country

I'm making French onion soup and my whole house smells like buttery oniony goodness

Late to the party but are you seriously telling me that in The Year of Our Lorde 2026 we're going to have to deal with both Michael Laws and Paul Henry?

I'm gonna have to rewatch the incredible Merlin miniseries from 1998 in which I remember like 10-or-11-year-old me having great difficulty trying to figure out who I was most attracted to. Starring Sam Neill, Isabella Rosellini, Helena Bonham-Carter, Miranda Richardson, Martin Short, Lena Headley...

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Lol I'm just about to do a yoga class which is early going to be punctuated by loud sports yelling 😂 (the rec centre is showing the football games in the lobby)

This is so fascinating and so deeply disturbing I'm also obsessed with the art, natch

Lydia Wickham: the Bennett sister most likely to be a tik tok beauty influencer.

I've been remembering classic 2000s lip glosses recently for some reason. Remember Lancôme Juicy Tubes?

I don't care about football but I do enjoy looking at brackets for some reason

There are people writing pieces about the horrifying rise of neo-fascism in the US and publishing them on their substacks

Me, imagining baking: ooh! I love baking! Me, actually baking: WHY THE FUCK DID I DO THIS Me, eating the baked goods: ooh! I love baking!

What's the use in having a hulking half-finished abandoned skyscraper in the middle of your city if there's not even a masked supervillain using it as his lair?

This is so fascinating, and also yet another reminder that US politics has basically become 30 Rock

I read the image and then the post and then saw that it wasn't Clickhole/The Onion and LOST MY SHIT

Someone in my house said 'smash it with a hammer' and I totally involuntarily did the most perfect Eartha-Kitt-as-Yzma laugh of my whole life.

Anything: First things first Me: I'LL EAT YA BRAINS Anything: It's been Me: ONE WEEK Anything: to what end? Me: 🎶 TOOO WHAT END?🎶 Anything: I've got a feeling Me: THAT IT'S A DEMON! / A DANCING DEMON no something isn't right there

I think if I were a drag queen my name would be Herbaceous Border.

Looks like it's probably smocking stitch with the contrast colour embroidered over the top! Thanks team!

Does anyone know what this decorative knitting stitch is called? The diamond bit?

First of all, Netflix, fuck you

Though also I feel like 'continually allowing oneself to be disappointed by the Labour Party' is a form of self-harm

Just keep thinking about the phrase 'Labour Party comes out against tax on wealthy'

Will anyone support my kickstarter to fund a research project which aims to bring Michael Joseph Savage back to life so he can run over Chris Hipkins with a wheat thresher?

BREAKING NEWS: Labour Parties worldwide declare that they're finally giving up on trying to win votes and just starting a big hedge fund together

I do think that if you fall over and hurt yourself but not enough for a doctor/hospital, you should still get 'I fell over' leave and also someone should come to your house and bring you soup and/or chocolate and look after you til you feel better.

Me making dinner: real mash is so much better than freezer mash, I'm so glad I'm doing real mash on the stove top. Me also, seconds later: OK time to get this freezer mash in the microwave so it's ready on time Me at serving time: OK time for the mash pota- WAIT

my Pride Month message for 2026

Every time someone in my house is sick I end up reciting 'feed a cold, starve a fever' which leads to me thinking about the song 'save a horse / ride a cowboy' and then inevitably I go around singing 'feed a horse / starve a cowboy' for several days.

I think the last several days have proven that people who don’t like big, beautiful, multi-cultural cities are anti-social freaks who should be ignored.

Gilded Age cast member just dropped footage from inside the black church after the Knicks win www.instagram.com/reel/DZiJant...

Look, I love making fun of Europe as much as the next person from the Southern hemisphere, but genuinely there will undoubtedly be better authentic Mexican food in many European cities than here in Aotearoa, so what I'm saying is PLEASE COME HERE AND OPEN RESTAURANTS, PREFERABLY IN CENTRAL AUCKLAND

AHHHHHH IT'S THE END TI- oh yeah, it's a test

I really don't care about any sports at all but I'm enjoying all the videos of New Yorkers having a blast collectively losing their minds.

Did you see the sign today about hobbies?

Needing to protest because our government are cunts: irritating, enraging, boring as hell Actually protesting with a big group of people who all care about the same things: lovely, life-giving, a joy always

We got protests coming up tomorrow folks! Get out there and support the right of trans people to exist! It would be a nice thing to do

We just hit 1500 for our campaign funds. Can afford 10 x large billboards. Need at least another 1800 for phamplets and smaller billboards.

Just go ahead and combine the two British staples with endlessly recasted main characters: Doctor Bond

Tara Fitzgerald and Shoreh Aghdashloo as a married pair of private eyes, solely because can you imagine two women with voices that good in one show and also they wear old fashioned pantsuits

Caitlin - @caitlinsnark.bsky.social www.sweatwithpride.com/fundraisers/...

For those not on Instagram, here is the pic with all the locations, dates, and times nationwide.

This petition of cis women in Aotearoa standing in solidarity with us in the face of NZ First's attack has passed 20,000 signatures 💕 our.actionstation.org.nz/petitions/e-...

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People have been asking what on earth there was left to say in the Toy Story franchise, right? Because I've been in a thesis hole and have only just now realised that there's a fifth one coming out.