Ladies and gentleman of #WrestleSky, I give to you the most insane professional wrestling promo perhaps ever crafted.

If you’re a comedian I know who’s doing the RIYADH comedy festival, it’s not too late to drop out. The money you make will poison you. You have fucked up & you can correct the big bad mistake you’re making. Also the ppl I know who are doing it are SO WILDLY RICH already. Christ.

If I get to 400 followers I will post A Tinkaton

EVERYBODY BE QUIET IT’S MINA TIME #WrestleSky #AEWDynamite

Fuck yeah, women’s tag belts coming soon! Absolutely long overdue and so deserved. Can’t wait for the inevitable tag tournament. #AEWDynamite #WrestleSky

I completely forgot that OC was a member of CHAOS for nearly three years. I’m getting old. #AEWDynamite #WrestleSky

Stoke name dropping The Proud Family in an AEW promo was not something I’d expect to hear in 2025. #AEWDynamite #WrestleSky

Hangman vs Lee Moriarty! Please give these two some time to friggin’ go. Lee is so underrated. #AEWDynamite #WrestleSky

Please don’t break up this tag team. Brodido goes hard. #AEWDynamite #Wrestlesky

What if every video game had Hangman Adam Page as the protagonist? What then? The gaming industry would be saved, that's what

for every 100 likes I will increase the size of Homer's hat

Those Masha Slamovich texts are rough to read. Absolutely scummy behavior. Unfortunately given TNA’s tendency to hire, push, & not punish abusers in the past (Moose & Tessa as prime examples), I doubt anything is gonna come from this. It sucks. Sending love to AKIRA. #WrestleSky

Claiming autism is caused by “toxin exposure” lets wellness profiteers exploit vulnerable parents. That’s what David Geier, RFK Jr’s appointee to find the “cause” of autism did, while chemically castrating & abusing children for profit. Read more here: 🔗 news.immunologic.org/p/there-is-n...

Vaccines don’t cause autism. Tylenol (acetaminophen) doesn’t cause autism. Miniscule trace pesticide residues don’t cause autism. Aluminum doesn’t cause autism. Fluoride doesn’t cause autism. The biggest predictor of autism? Genetics. And we recognize autism better today. 1/

MORE PLANTS DISCUSSION PLEASE @hangmanpage.bsky.social Also, How are you dealing with the spotted lanternflies?

Finally Stokely got a woman near him without having to pay for one

HAPPY EDDIE KINGSTON RETURNS TO AEW DAY EVE TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE IF YOU DON'T CELEBRATE YOU'RE A BUM #AEWAllOut

Donate to my campaign to make Laura Loomer’s day worse: secure.actblue.com/donate/abu-bluesky

Hulu and Disney plus are now offering 70% off subscriptions, and in response I am offering Hulu and Disney plus 70% off deez nuts.

It's reasonably easy to set up a Plex server, is all I'm saying

I think for the sake of my mental health I’ll take a pretty extended hiatus from social media. There is only so much that medication can do for me right now.

If you can’t take valid criticism, you shouldn’t lead anything It’s really fucking simple

The always great @skepchick.org nails it yet again.

Have her be the one to beat Fletcher for his title idc what y'all say

I want Ace Austin in the Bang Bang Gang asap. #AEWDynamite #WrestleSky

The Free Speech President has now pulled two of the three major late night hosts off the air through threats and intimidation because of their jokes. Obviously I’m behind Jimmy Kimmel 100% in the face of this fascist garbage. Speech against this admin isn’t just being chilled, they’re freezing it.

Built in the 13th century. So that mosque stood for 800 years with every sort of person from every place and every religion in the world passing through Gaza century after century, only for it to be blown up by some shithead loser sitting behind a computer that we probably paid for.

people, you need to stop listening to these liberal orgs who only care about fundraising rather than the safety of the protesters I guarantee the rsvp list will be in the hands of the trump admin within 3 days of the protest, and a lotta ppl are gonna get a door knock from masked armed men

Today, the UN officially designated Israel’s assault on Gaza as a genocide. As a party to the Genocide Convention, the U.S. has a legal obligation to obey our own laws, stop weapons sales to Israel, and demand a permanent ceasefire. End the genocide. Ceasefire now.

Rest in power Tomas Lindberg. Devastated right now. Forever grateful that I got to see At the Gates live in 2014, as they (along with RATM) were my ultimate bucket list band. His work in not just ATG, but also Disfear, Lock Up, The Great Deceiver, The Crown, and SO MUCH more stands the test of time.

Pee Wee on Blu-ray from Criterion?!?!

Instant follow on IG btw.

Feel like I’m going insane with the revisionist history that Charlie Kirk fostered open debate. He chilled speech and his targeting of professors for wrongthink led to threats, harassment, and being forced out of their jobs. His legacy is chilling speech right now, about him

Hey, you know how CBS News is getting turned into a right-wing propaganda hose? If this goes through, the same thing will happen to CNN. However bad you think CNN currently is, it'll get so much worse.

Nooooooo Danny whyyyyy #AEWDynamite #WrestleSky

Brody King should be the wrestler who benefits the most as AEW has lost a few top babyfaces to injury. Crowd’s telling you that he’s their pick. Run with him. #AEWDynamite

Toni Storm with the Sandman homage there. Oh this is gonna be a fun one. #AEWDynamite #WrestleSky

pro wrestling anti fascist

EVERYONE BE QUIET, OUR QUEEN IS BACK. #WrestleSky

Will be interesting to see which news outlets omit his years of violent white nationalism. I'm guessing practically every single one.

The first wrestler who opened Bluesky and/or twitter this afternoon: #WrestleSky

Only good fascist is a deceased one. All I’m gonna say here.

I wish Democrats spoke out against kids getting shot with the same vigor they speak out about Nazis getting shot.

Dude has the worst luck of any wrestler I’ve ever seen. This sucks.

In the running for book of the year imo. If y’all haven’t read this yet, pick up the TPB when it drops. It’s a wild, unique, and extremely creative series of rides & stories that’ll remind you of why comics are just the coolest.

The President of the United States just essentially declared a war on Chicago because — wait for it! — Black and Brown people live here. This is not normal. This is not okay. And we are going to fucking fight back.

Taken from the other place. #WrestleSky