Have we gone from quiet Fridays news dumps to an administration that likes to do drastic things on Fridays to own the weekend attention?

"Unprovoked" is a bit silly, the very presence of a cop is provocation.

We want the holodeck but are getting the Borg

The US Men's Hockey team response is a masterclass in how so many men would rather be quiet than push back against other men Did they cheer for the Women's team? Probably Will they defend the Women's team from misogyny? Not in public - because defending women is political but degrading them is not

Good thread of the USA Hockey men who are not going to the SOTU tonight. To be clear, this doesn't mean they're boycotting it for the right reasons, and it doesn't absolve them of the locker room call shit, but these are the players who at least might be redeemable.

also if this were real - it is not! - we'd have to tackle the ethical concerns about our army of SENTIENT ROBOT SLAVES

Setting this reminder was perhaps my most brilliant move ever

youtu.be/QoDKh1EAZjI?... obligatory

its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further

Okay that winning performance in the free skate was something else. Just awe inspiring... And then the way she holds his head while he sobs 😭

I'd say so close to getting it, but he knows what he's doing

Maybe the GOP will accept, in lieu of ID at the poll, you show up with a beer. It's basically a proxy. Cue Bondi: only domestic light beer should be accepted as identification

Restore Britain have their first ever councillor, Maria Bowtell, ex-Tory & ex-Reform a longstanding Lowe associate (& an employee of Restore). She told me she "fully supports" Conor Tomlinson's proposal to ban all ethnic minorities from parliament & propose a Restore Britain policy paper on it

This beautiful dumb boy (the dog)

Scott Hamilton and Paul Giamatti are converging

so crazy to me that a woman asked trump if he has any words for epstein's victims and he said "you as a young woman should smile more." it will go nowhere bc republicans refuse to hold trump accountable, but it's still pretty crazy.

Isn't one of Trump's things that he can slap huge tariffs on a product and then we immediately start making it domestically?

Ah, so the government only needs to enforce CERTAIN biblical values, like bigotry, but then it should kill people who practice others, like kindness. Republicans are a fucking joke, they're not even trying anymore.

Singing along to Country Grammar and got to the line "knocking like Jehovah, let me in now, Bill Gates, Donald Trump let me in now" and anyway is Nelly in the files?

Wait Regina King showed up for a Grammys cameo are you fucking kidding me

I love seeing Lady Gaga react to Lola young winning...

I'm assuming this is about the Grammys and agree

#nokings #iceout #seattle

Now do castille

He means showing up at the detention center, that's halfway

This is the whole Republican psychology, you can dehumanize anyone until you see it yourself. See, eg, the sandy hook parent who used to love Alex Jones

"in the history of the prize"

TRUMP: honk honk honk, I'm a big goose. everyone tells me whenever I enter a room, that's the biggest goose I've ever seen and I say yes. I'm a big goose. in a good way. a lot of Somalians are small stupid gooses but I'm a big goose BBC NEWS: a disciplined Trump sticks to the script on the economy

This is just beyond parody. Republican voters are all just into humiliation, and Rafael is their daddy

And Venezuela

Our ally Dispatching troops to its own land In case we invade them

Footage shows Danish troops arriving in Greenland as part of a new military deployment. Among the personnel who landed on the island is Major General Peter H. Boysen, Chief of the Danish Army Command. #Greenland

This title is insane. It's also the title of a country song written specifically about his assassination by a pretty significant country artist. I think it's gross and all that, but also I think it's crazy that no one in the comments seems to know this.

I'm sorry, what kind of jacket is it?

Hey look, they're all racists, vol. 355. Where's the national coverage on this? Meanwhile Fox News covered imaginary kindergartens with litter boxes for years.

"We've run over 1,000 simulations" They're doing monte carlo methods on "how much does a meal cost." That alone tells you that they are lying, have no idea what they're doing, or both.

Wanda Sykes, fucking best presentation

Has someone already done this?

Kittle, Purdy, and McCaffrey all look like garbage pail kids

The significance of Prince to 1980s music

Caleb Williams just got bumped by someone bringing water bottles out to other players, and (1) he looked sorry about it and (2) then had to go get water from someone else. I love this man

Bad news for Seahawks fans who were really hoping for a bears tie

Great new game idea where you have to guess which account posted something. "Logan Paul, Lil Wayne, or Asha Rangappa"

Brock Purdy looks like a middle school sculpture of Logan Echolls

Aaron Rodgers is such a piece of shit. The Browns out there doing God's work!

I hadn't thought of it before but I am now 100% convinced that there are joint covert operations against Russia by the United States and Congo.

This is basically Christopher Guest dialogue

Seeing George Kittle in Pizza Hut commercials is so weird... It's like a local used car dealership in Mississippi bought national ad time