GTA6 delayed again…we’re far too close to WW3 for this shit

What a beautiful election night :))

Finally finished episode 3 of CR4 and when I tell you my jaw is on the FLOORRRRRR

The harvest moon was so bright and pretty tonight!!!

Not me already crying shitting throwing up at this Critical Role episode

kinda onion knight-ish sketch:

Asked the bf if he knows the song “Hammer Time” and he legit said “by T-Pain?” and actually meant it…brb gonna unalive my old ass self

Mazzy Star - Fade Into You is everything and more

Opened a god pack today!!!

Yall I was a TWINK twink. My Lordt lol

Trying to broaden my beer horizons.

Who cast this?!

I just wanted to be chunky a FEW FUCKING TIMES

What were the original films if not a “Donkey” film? He made the movies what they are today! Also…can’t wait

Introducing my youthful bf to Jo Dee Messina and he couldn’t care less…#gettingold

Getting stretched like gonzo would fix my problems

When’s the next season of Bake Off? I need some positivity in my life.

Is it just me or are some of the Lafufu’s cuter than the Labubu’s lol

He gets it from me I’m afraid :/

Circa 2015 🍼 🧔‍♂️

I’ll be playing GTA VI for the story line.

I think is the funniest random #Overwatch clip I had saved. Tonight’s group banter reminded me of this moment. @bobtimeis808.bsky.social nailed this one @chaseruni.bsky.social @dyfedwastaken.bsky.social @querxus.bsky.social @joshiwahp.bsky.social

Me to the Aldi cashier ladies wrangling the line…”USE A DIVIDER”

Watching gay homos with gay homo lights

Carly Rae Jepsen teases new album: “Adding the extra little sprinkles to this next body of work and feeling so proud of what we just made. Just wanted to say thank you for waiting so patiently.”

Spent two hours going back and forth with the bf about what to make for dinner. DoorDash should be here in 30 mins ish.

Need

Just wanted to feel something and tried out TCG Pocket for the first time. Some really decent pulls from Shining Revelry!

🙂

Caught this Magnolia showing off along the walk with JJ.

Omggggg I didn’t even hear about this yesterday!!!! I had to go back and find an old message where I was waiting for this day to come!!! I can’t wait it’s finally happening!

Tried to convince myself to got to the gym…ended up pouring a whiskey.

Vacation ending soon. Send butts please.

Two more days til vaca im so ready omg please come fast ugh

The Gorge lmao

I just wanted a measly little GTA6 announcement…am I asking for too much?!

head empty

Send massage please. Body hurts after today 😩

Putting some positivity on the timeline!! 💚💚💚 #wicked

Me trying to open the nudes someone sent me on Grindr and that fucking machine gun game ad pops up for the hundredth time.

I downloaded every TikTok I loved and made me laugh until I stopped breathing…should I start a thread of them?

He’s a tyrant and I love him.

Me to all these bots following me.

Gonna skeet every day that I’m a GAY so hopefully the bot algorithm stops sending these “lovely ladies who just wanna chat” my way.

I got drunk on beer flights at 3p on the Lordts day. Send help and nudes please.

😭

Raw. Next question.

Tried a selfie with the pup on NYE and he was too focused on the cupcakes.

Took the plunge. I’m here full time now.

When I say I can host, this is what I mean