Alex was daft enough to ask me back on the channel again today with the sudden news drop this afternoon about Splatoon Raiders, where we gave our very raw impressions and thoughts. Great to speak to Jim for the first time too! Please check it out and give Alex all the likes youtu.be/OV99tC4JxWw?...

The Evolution of Jumpman

Being trans is great you‘re sat there minding your own business wondering what to get for dinner tonight and the next thing you know you’re banned from the Olympics.

Discovered a cheat code to give Mario a northern accent. Just press A+Up.

Sakurai looking at Tomodachi Life thinking how he can incorporate gay Miis into Smash 6

When your friend asks if you've got a minute, always make the time for them. They'll be the one to regret asking you later. youtu.be/OFXtVS54GLI?...

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

Makes me feel insane to live in a world that's persecuting trans folk while simultaneously doing big billboards advertising gender affirming care to cis people???

I need social media algorithms to realise I only want to see posts about sport when my teams are doing well.

Not much to say about Trans Day of Remembrance anymore besides “try loving and celebrating us while we are alive”

It's kinda like if you were born intuitively feeling like the A button should be on the right, X should be up, B down, etc. but life hands you an Xbox controller and everyone gets super weird the moment you ask about button remapping.

just wanted to re-post this messaging that helped win an election

After a literal year of confusion & turmoil with not knowing where we would be living come the end of 2025, today we finally managed to buy our home. It's over!!! Without the sword of Damacles hanging over my head, I can also now think about streaming games again, which means one thing... bitch!

ah man i can’t believe the guardian keeps commissioning those terrible articles you keep sharing to tell us how terrible they are

Finally beat DK Bananza…

Now You’re Playing with ̶P̶o̶t̶t̶e̶r̶ Power!

Mattingly, for the last time, get rid of those sideburns!

BUT SHE’S GOT A NEW BOOK!

Donkey Konga 2 will fix me

Put Brum in Fortnite you cowards

Queer allies! Good work, thank you for everything, but when you see something that makes you upset on our behalf, you don’t need to show it to us and tell us how awful it is, show it to your straight cis friends who aren’t allies and tell them how awful it is. That’s more helpful, thank you :)

For a decade now, I've had the best friends I've ever had and ever will have. Our lives have all changed tremendously in that time, but we're all a constant in this swirling vortex of madness for eachother. I wouldn't be who I am today without this band of idiots. Love you all.

... we even qualified for the first ever UK Championships, but went out in the first round to eventual winners and UK Squid Game legends, 4D. At least we invented the tradition of BUCKITZ that day. But this team is more than just playing the squidbagging game together. They're my best friends...

10 years ago today, @alexolney.co.uk, @bexcauldron.bsky.social, @galaxygummy.bsky.social and I played Splatoon ranked together for the first time, on the first day the mode was available. We would go on to play the game together every night for months on end. Alex dubbed our team "Cephalopros"...

@felixsandwichez.com was kind enough to invite me on the @nintendolife.com youtube channel to discuss our thoughts on the demo for #TheAdventuresofElliot In summary: We both like it a lot. But please give him a click, like and subscribe if you're not already doing so. youtu.be/usZOTzMb6EQ?...

Being in your thirties is going to punk shows and judging people for not wearing ear protection…

Watching two mosh pits grow and slowly converge like the tornadoes in The Day After Tomorrow.

The #NintendoSwitch2 with #GameChat is here! To celebrate, we are giving away an amazing LEGO Mario Kart & Bowser bundle (worth £379!) Ready to win? Retweet this post, or reply with a selfie of you using GameChat (worth 5 entries!) #sweepstakes Sponsored by Nintendo UK (1/2)

And you know that when the truth is told, you can get what you want or you can just get old.

Not the court, not the state. We alone decide our fate

Football, bloody hell.

Goodbye my little king.

Life is complicated. I’ve killed people, smuggled people, sold people. Perhaps here things will be different…

@ziondood.bsky.social Pawl promised me Internet points for doing this…

BANANZA

Gamecube used market crashing right now

One Metroid prime 4 please and thank you

Can I get a switch 2 please Nintendo…

You know shit's getting real when Gromit is walking on all fours.

Can't believe they added Linkin Park to PaRappa the Rapper...

You know, I'm something of an ex male myself

All anybody needs to know about game awards is Mozart never won one.

@alexolney.co.uk potato quality…where have I seen that before…

I hate how the Apple Intelligence AI ads are basically “Do you suck at being a courteous, compassionate person? Get a computer to help you not come across like a dickhead!”