What the hell heart burn literally all I did was lay down.

Ever have a tummy cramp so bad your legs hurt

There's this episode of Star Trek where Captain Picard is captured and tortured, and the main way that the torturer tries to break him is by showing him four lights, and telling him that there are five. There are four lights. This is not a post about Star Trek.

Your boyfriend is a genius because an app had to tell him he was paying for Netflix twice?

Once upon a time, a man named Mr. Rogers obtained funding for PBS. Here he is, testifying before the Senate. A better time, when we invested in our children’s future. youtu.be/PhTccFkJcUE?...

January 6, 2021 was the most shameful day in American history. It should live in infamy. We will never forget it, and we will not let the nation or the world forget — despite the revisionism of Trump and his lackeys in the Republican Party.

I've punched myself in the face while signing. (I'm an ASL Interpreter. Luckily this was just practice and not for an exam or in front of a client, but I saw stars. XD)

DHS throwing a hissy because Hilton franchise hotels are canceling their reservations for terrorizing the people of Minnesota is HILARIOUS. Hey guys. Remember when SCOTUS decided the bakery didn't have to make the cake for the gay guys getting married? *That's the precedent.*

So I opened a ticket, but maybe some fellow traveler on the internet will have the answer or a work around: All my google-fu has failed and the answer may be no, but would there be a mechanism for importing the entries from separate LJ accounts into a DW community for archiving purposes?

Shot in the dark I guess, but: does anyone have a reliable way to save entries/comments in a community that you do not admin? I haven't tried a print to PDF or anything, I'm concerned about not being able to see comments then.

Finally open up one of my old AO3 notifs to find the fic privated and unable to be read.

I've officially reached a new low for Dumb And Petty Things I'm Disproportionally Angry About, and it is when people sing "bells on bobtails ring" when singing Jingle Bells. There's only one bobtail. It's a one horse open sleigh, it says it like twelve times.

The ACA isn't just "health care for people who don't have a conventional employer." It also disallows something that was incredibly common 20 years ago, which I fear is getting lost to generational memory: insurance companies could deny you health care for essentially any previous health problem.

I don't have Spotify. But here's twelve songs that have kept my soul tethered to my body when it was hanging by a thread.

Well if I die soon because I can't afford insurance or healthcare it was nice knowing you all.

I'm pretty sure that "No Good Deed" just changed my DNA.

If you want to bitch about a half Japanese man playing Mozart wait until you find out a black actor, Lucian Masmati, played Salieri brilliantly at the National Theatre in 2017. youtu.be/891QcM4sEiM

If you want to be a racist about a half Japanese man playing Mozart in the new Amadeus but call it a concern about "historical accuracy" maybe start with the fact that Salieri did not have an all-consuming jealousy of Mozart that drove the younger man into his grave do👏🏻 not 👏🏻 play 👏🏻 with 👏🏻 me. 👏🏻

lol I'm about 80% of the way through ACOTAR so I put a hold on the next book about twenty minutes ago and just got a notice it was ready. The book gods have spoken.

Pray tell How am I meant to apply for a temporary paper license when the reason is that I have lost the license and therefore DO NOT HAVE THE LICENSE NUMBER.

My favorite game when watching a Ken Burns doc is "Who Is Voicing This Primary Source Quote?" #KenBurns #TheRevolutuonaryWar

I'm about to break my own rule about never leaving the house in slippers because shoes just feel like. So much right now.

“So Disney claims it makes no sense that Ben Solo would be alive, but they didn’t have that issue with Palpatine in Rise of Skywalker.”

Also guys there is a lady on Threads who has been watching SW for the first time and guys a Reylo is born.

So in a continued attempt to stop thinking about wtf is going on I picked up A Court of Thorns and Roses and come on who told SJM that my weakness is a snarky asshole with a big ol' scar?

‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet: “Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”

Smell cigarette smoke again. Grandma is visiting.

SERIOUSLY as long as we as a society look at the only true redemption being in death, we're never going to fix things. There will never be a path to de-escalation and reintegration to a community until we know it can be done. Yes, people need to atone for wrongdoing and be truly repentant.

Simon: What part of your plan necessitated beating up a shepherd? Jubal Early: *scoffs* That ain't a shepherd. JEEVES I NEED MY SCREAMING PILLOW #Firefly

"Zugzwang" is playing on Ion and in retrospect that is where my relationship with #CriminalMinds began to deteriorate.

Mamdani is already getting the criminals out of NYC!

the scream I scrumpt

Adam Driver said

The real Hunt for Ben Solo was the friends we made along the way (jk fucking make the movie you fucking cowards)

Wisely, and slow; they stumble that run fast.

This story and Iger saying no should be forcibly included into every article about how much money Love Hypothesis makes

Just pulling this one out for... no reason... #TheHuntforBenSolo #BenSoloLives

Iger: But Ben Solo died me, a Darth Maul fan: That has literally not mattered even once

BEN SOLO LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVES

How is it that the worst roommates I've ever had are my own family?

An M. Night twist at the end that is worth staying for

I need to come back to Bluesky more, nobody on Threads feeds my Adam Driver obsession.

You can probably even use the library without going in, maybe once to set things up -- I have to go in to renew my card, but we are a small town, but maybe libraries in larger areas can do it fully online. Anyway I've read twelve books this year because I listen to audiobooks while I'm DoorDashing

BREAKING: Disney+ is to replace the two-season run of Andor with a recut version that runs for only five minutes, and is just Mon Mothma apologising profusely to Darth Vader for any inconvenience, and letting him have whatever he wants.

I'm really glad my mother found a new interest in the WNBA thanks to everyone's favorite Iowa girl, Caitlin Clark, but I kind of wish she could have bestirred herself with this much excitement when I was playing sports.

"I did nothing to these people, but every day I have to see them gleefully cheer online about the anticipated death of my chosen profession. I had no idea we artists were so hated—I still don't know why. What did my silly little cat drawings do to earn so much contempt?"

Nothing like being "introduced" to the head of the program that you already know and you already took. This is so fucking humiliating.